The music on his headphones was so loud his skull (no pun intendeed) exploded. A school of orphans was, tragicly, Withen the blast radius
His gun misfired.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;19946884]His gun misfired.[/QUOTE]
Not tragic enough
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;19946884]His gun misfired. Hitting a fuel tank and, tragicly, exploding a school of orphans.[/QUOTE]
better
The night whispers, all he can hear is the dead silence from the awakening horrors that await in front of him.
Was, tragicly, used by a crazed gunman to shoot a up a school for orphans
He walked into a fire, his armour overheated and he was cooked into a tasty cat food.
Orphanage. Was blown up with everyone inside 5 minutes later.
Was one was the orphans inside the orphange when it, tragicly, blew up.
[editline]03:06AM[/editline]
Along with his parents
[editline]03:06AM[/editline]
That'll make you think
He/she(it looks a bit like a girl to me) got raped by gay/lesbian aliens from [B][I]MARS AND VENUS[/I][/B]
Had to :suicide: once he/she found out he/she was a noob.....The bullet past through his/her...Head?...and, tragicly, hit a fuel tank beside a school of orphans. No survivors.
Was nuked by the antifurries when battling in a city. None of the furry soldiers survived.
Got raped by generic anime hentai monster
Is a large trashball?
some one spray painted lose over win....then tied it to TNT and threw it at a ,tragicly, orphanage, Killing all of the kids.
Sadly the animal thing was ran over in a tragic car crash.
Didn't survive to the helicopter....
[QUOTE=Takkun10;19948700]Sadly the animal thing was ran over in a tragic car crash.[/QUOTE]
Alas, the gnome could not be saved, as all the survivors had been pounded by a tank...
He awesomely stared into the glowing sun as it engulfed the Earth, and thus, he spoke his last words...
[i]"ORLY?"[/i]
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;19948778]shoot my self.[/QUOTE]
Ninja!
Also that wasn't a story...
Ninja'd?
He was too flat
[QUOTE=One Ear Ninja;19948806]Ninja'd?
He was too flat[/QUOTE]
His cheeta spotted underwear was too tight, just one bit [I]too[/I] tight
HE EXPLODED EVERYWHERE FROM PRESSURE
caps
(insert tragic death resulting in the destruction of an orphanage here)
(ran out of ideas)
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;19948830](insert tragic death resulting in the destruction of an orphanage here)
(ran out of ideas)[/QUOTE]
Whats with you and a school of orphans? :v:
I dont know. Anything that happens to them seems so tragic.
Couldn't get enough of shooting that one day when Leo was very trigger happy he shot Pantsman.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;19948994]Couldn't get enough of shooting that one day when Leo was very trigger happy he shot Pantsman.[/QUOTE]
Red becomes the new gold. Blue is shunned and banned.
Tragic explosion caused by badly thrown grenade killing himself and a home for Childless adults
Got diabetes
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