People's Pointless Public Ponderings: Abstract Analogies Aggravate All Adolescents - General

None :colbert:

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28485553]I not only have [I]a[/I] forearm but I have [I]two[/I] forearms. :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] She must have a javelin between her legs

[QUOTE=Joxalot;28485618]She must have a javelin between her legs[/QUOTE] Awesome

fuk

[QUOTE=Miskatonic;28482711]Caucasian girls are the bee's knees.[/QUOTE] What about them Brown girls?

[QUOTE=TAU!;28485798]What about them Brown girls?[/QUOTE] I like 'em black. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/1289871379794.gif[/img]

I like em brown :c00lbert:

Holy shit, my brother has a fucking treasure trove of CDs. My poor CD drive isn't gonna make it through the night.

I like them all.

Lesbians and S&M. That is all. Watching history channel's program about Russian leadership's history.

I need to hear back from my professor. o the stress

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28485894]I like them all.[/QUOTE] Even my grandmother? You sick bastard :colbert:

Especially your grandmother :q:

What about my grandmother, she's dead

Sebastian is a necrophiliac, remember :eng101:

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;28486076]Sebastian is a necrophiliac, remember :eng101:[/QUOTE] Oh yea, how could I forget? Thank you for taking me back to those days. Aww man, back when Facepunch had a growing community and Hezzy was still mod.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. His (or one of his) permabans was because he quoted a picture of a girl and went on about how he would kill her and rape her dead body or something. :v:

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28486112]Oh yeah, I forgot about that. His (or one of his) permabans was because he quoted a picture of a girl and went on about how he would kill her and rape her dead body or something. :v:[/QUOTE] Someone has it screencapped somewhere. He wrote how he wanted to stab a body multiple times and rape the stab holes or something.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28485865]I like em brown :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] Indian girls, am I right or am I right? [QUOTE=laurencedgreat;28485831]I like 'em black. [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20058149/Porn/1289871379794.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Swing it aroooouunnd toooowwwnn

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28486112]Oh yeah, I forgot about that. His (or one of his) permabans was because he quoted a picture of a girl and went on about how he would kill her and rape her dead body or something. :v:[/QUOTE] Only once. And that was the last time I was legitimately banned.

[QUOTE=TAU!;28486203]Indian girls, am I right or am I right? [/QUOTE] You right dawg. I'm dating a Pakistani girl. Man they are so awesome. She willingly cleans my room after sex without me asking.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28486137]Someone has it screencapped somewhere. He wrote how he wanted to stab a body multiple times and rape the stab holes or something.[/QUOTE] Yeah, pretty much that. Funnily enough, immediately after I posted that I thought to myself "I should probably snip that because I'll probably end up perma'd for it. Aw fuck it." [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28486215]You right dawg. I'm dating a Pakistani girl. Man they are so awesome. She willingly cleans my room after sex without me asking.[/QUOTE] Heh. I willingly clean Suzi's room afterward :v: [editline]7th March 2011[/editline] Oh my god my hair is so gross feeling.

[QUOTE=TAU!;28486203]Swing it aroooouunnd toooowwwnn[/QUOTE] More like around my dick.

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28486218]Heh. I willingly clean Suzi's room afterward :v: [/QUOTE] It's obvious who's the woman in your relationship :colbert:

sex life school work play society world creativity myself I am scared

Also, my sister cooked a wonderful meal for me on my birthday, but it got a bit smoky in the kitchen so we left the door open As we were eating this cat from outside, a big-ass grey cat, walks the fuck in the door. The smug bastard then eats all the cat food in the kitchen, scares our REAL cat into hiding under the bed, then proceeds to walk back and forth past the table with his smug-ass tail sky-high [b]at least[/b] one time unnoticed, before I finally said "Hey, who's this cat?" and we tossed it out the door.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28486326]It's obvious who's the woman in your relationship :colbert:[/QUOTE] I don't even try to deny she wears the pants in the relationship.

Damn. I wonder if our cats are like that around other people's houses :v: All the other cats in the neighborhood keep their distance from our house. I can see Spook doing that at least.

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28486636]I don't even try to deny she wears the pants in the relationship.[/QUOTE] I found a picture of you [img]http://gabbyhooch.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/howard_deville.jpg[/img]

[url]http://malibupuddinggirls.com[/url] I dare you