People's Pointless Public Ponderings: Abstract Analogies Aggravate All Adolescents

[Jack_Thompson]

I was going through my change to see how much money I had to throwdown for a party tonight.

There was an irish 5p coin in there, no clue how it got in there, but I'm taking that as a good sign since it's st. patrick's day.

[Ice]

Hopefully I can get some shit done today, unlike usual.

[escher]

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;28654219]I was going through my change to see how much money I had to throwdown for a party tonight.

There was an irish 5p coin in there, no clue how it got in there, but I'm taking that as a good sign since it's st. patrick's day.[/QUOTE]

It's St. Patrick's Day?

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

I have a friend at school who looks like the guy from Kick Ass

[Jack_Thompson]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;28654277]It's St. Patrick's Day?

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

I have a friend at school who looks like the guy from Kick Ass[/QUOTE]

March 17th, sirrah.

I'd be going to see flogging molly tonight if I had money/didn't have other things I wanted to go to this year.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

Warped tour's gonna be $40ish and Fest in FL is gonna cost me a couple hundred.

[Zorlok]

God damn, it's really nice outside. I'll have to wash the car today.

[Jack_Thompson]

I like washing my car on nice days.

I also like driving it on nice days, but a couple important parts of it are currently removed.

[Col. Buggernuts]

The municipal road and sidewalk maintenance has really gone to shit recently, the paths outside my house are, quite literally, pure ice. The grit got buried under it when it melted and refroze, they thus far haven't bothered adding any new grit :/

[Zorlok]

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;28654383]I like washing my car on nice days.

I also like driving it on nice days, but a couple important parts of it are currently removed.[/QUOTE]

I just need a new exhaust system on mine. It sounds like a riced out Honda right now. No Nissan should sound like that :mad:

[Big Ben]

My new computer is so beautiful. Too bad it doesn't have a graphics card yet. :saddowns:

[Joxalot]

[url]http://www.vat19.com/dvds/revolver-reversible-journal.cfm[/url]
Cool

[Nautsabes]

EA's new album is going to be called either "Fight Like A Girl" (FLAG) or, based on things she said last night, it could also potentially be called "Tea Party Massacre".

[mikeyt493]

When's it due out?

[Bryanrocks0]

I miss Mr. Rogers. :frown:

He was the perfect man.

[Zorlok]

That's the cleanest my car has looked in a long time. Stupid winter.

I think I'll play some San Andreas MP.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28654756]My new computer is so beautiful. Too bad it doesn't have a graphics card yet. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Did you attempt any cable management? Or do you have a spaghetti monster living in your case?

[Big Ben]

[QUOTE=Zorlok;28655881]That's the cleanest my car has looked in a long time. Stupid winter.

I think I'll play some San Andreas MP.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

Did you attempt any cable management? Or do you have a spaghetti monster living in your case?[/QUOTE]

I stuffed as much as I could in the cable-management compartment and then tied it all up with the included zipties.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

What should I use to hold the cords against the back of the case? Tape?

[Joxalot]

use your cum

[Big Ben]

How much jizz do you think my testicles hold? I'd only get half the cables secured.

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28656044]How much jizz do you think my testicles hold? I'd only get half the cables secured.[/QUOTE]

Testicles hold sperm, not semen.

[Big Ben]

Oh right.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

I never did anatomy.

[Col. Buggernuts]

It's the prostate and seminal vesicles that produces the fluid in semen, the bollocks deposit the sperm into the fluid.

[Joxalot]

Dont you store some cum on your fridge, WTF?

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

[url]http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm[/url]
Oh by the love of god, what?!

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;28656121]Oh right.

[editline]17th March 2011[/editline]

I never did anatomy.[/QUOTE]

I don't blame you. Sperm, testicles, and semen are closely related. For example, they're all things I want in my mouth.

[Big Ben]

Yeah okay, my cable management is horrible. Any tips?

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;28656176]I don't blame you. Sperm, testicles, and semen are closely related. For example, they're all things I want in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Son, you're so gay the day you die, your body will decompose in such a crazy pattern it will turn into a deposit of unique type of crystaline ore they'll then call it Gayum
It will look like this:
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7zMYOOEb2I0/SpgWTsztyGI/AAAAAAAAAGI/wbwnVfvbp9g/s320/rainbow-jello-side-sm.jpg[/IMG]

[Lancerue]

:keke:

[mikeyt493]

When I get a debit card I am ordering one of those gummy worms seriously

It's not even very expensive and fucking huge

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;28656308]When I get a debit card I am ordering one of those gummy worms seriously

It's not even very expensive and fucking huge[/QUOTE]
I would totally buy one of these and spank someone i dont like with them

[T.F.W.O.]

omelette du fromage

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;28656308]When I get a debit card I am ordering one of those gummy worms seriously

It's not even very expensive and fucking huge[/QUOTE]

And you can use it as a dildo.

[Ice]

I'd rather draw swords instead of doing these annoying graphs.