I've always found it really embarrassing that I absolutely suck at so many classic games for the NES and SNES.
Like I can't play Gradius or R-type for more than couple of minutes before dying. It's a terrible shame because I really like the aesthetics of those games and I'd like to be able to play them. I also suck at Contra.
Any time in multiplayer I've just happened upon someone who's not paying any attention to me and I completely fuck up trying to kill them in what would have been a spectacular fashion.
Also this time in CS:S on Cs_Office, I was a CT and ran into a T in the office with a bunch of cubicles. I unloaded my M249 at this one guy who just ran his ass off as fast as he could, soon as I catch up to him I put my gun to his head say "Bye bye, bitch!" into voice, *click* outta ammo. Before I could switch weapons he blew me away with his pump-action before replying "Bye bitch!".
Pretty lame.
i was being a smug little bitch on battlefield 3 and was standing behind a guy who was sniping, and i went to send him a message saying "turn around" and all i saw behind the menu was him turn around and stare at me like "wat" and i was trying to exit the menu in a panic and he just unloaded a clip on me
[QUOTE=trollbuster;41581373]I could never complete that one mission in gtasa where you had to pimp out a car then dance with it.[/QUOTE]
Why does everyone complain about missions like these? there piss easy
Couldn't figure out how to save in Mgs2 for about 4-5 years
When I am LMS - I ALWAYS fuck up in some way.
I died 3 times on the opening mission of GTA SA when playing it throug last week.
I speak to myself all the time when I play.
I'm never happy with the classes I make, even though they're good.
Well my friend was watching me play Diablo III when my internet got a little laggy and this happened.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHtpUODg9ks[/media]
He sure made fun of after that.
As of right now, I have no idea how to drift in Sonic Generations.
Like the controls are on the screen and I'm pressing them but nothing's happening I feel stupid as fuck.
As for older events... I got no clue.
Sonic Adventure 2 - Somehow getting myself killed by the truck in City Escape.
Command and Conquer Generals - Losing to an easy AI the first few times I played Skirmish mode.
Halo Custom Edition - Forgetting about the strange vehicle physics. I got in a scorpion and 4 other dudes got on the passenger seats, but then an enemy warthog ran into me head on and caused both the warthog and the scorpion I was driving to flip over. The lone enemy then killed all 5 of us using only a pistol and plasma pistol.
Half-Life 2 - I was a complete smartass on my first playthrough and didn't think I'd need no stinkin' Jeep on Highway 17. I was completely slaughtered by the antlions after the first level transition.
when your much needed airstrike in cod4 doesnt hit shit
Accidentally killing the fuck out of Sunny Smiles' dog during that Powder Ganger battle early on in New Vegas.
It took me a few hours to realize that you can actually sprint in Skyrim.
I was completing a Racing Activity on a motorbike in Saints Row 2, and as I was almost at the final checkpoint, my bike hits an object on the ground and I get catapulted from the bike, and land on the final checkpoint, dead :v:
I always play games on the easiest difficulty, and if shit don't go my way after a few tries I usually start looking for cheats. :(
I prematurely fortify structures.
Back when Final Fantasy 7 first came out on the PlayStation, I couldn't ever get passed the very first mission with the timer because I couldn't jump over to some sort of ladder.
I eventually put the game on hold for like a year because I couldn't figure it out, then one afternoon when I was at my dads my guy randomly jumped over that gap and I was able to progress. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;41588603]Once I started killing my allies in Chivalry because the game told me it's going to switch me to Mason Order but while I was dead, it switched me back to Agatha.[/QUOTE]
I tend to team kill a lot after a free for all. I still think the game mode is free for all.
Forgeting to turn off Open mic on Dota.
Everytime I hit someone when drifting/having a good race on Forza 4. I feel so bad I just quit and search for a different lobby.
I don't know why I do this since I don't even know that person.
was playing rapelay when my mom walked in
totes awks
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[QUOTE=jbthekid;41586772]It took me a few hours to realize that you can actually sprint in Skyrim.[/QUOTE]
who the fuck sets the default binding of sprint to alt though honestly
suck my cock bethesda
Used the Town Portal Scroll in Dota 2 to move a few centimeters.
Also the first time I played I purchased the Blink Dagger and keep asking what it is.
I started playing Persona 4 and couldn't even beat the miniboss Avenger Knight in the first dungeon. I almost gave up on the game, but then I realized something very important. I hadn't purchased [i]any armor or weapons for anybody[/i] and had enough money to buy the best stuff available at the time.
I'm either 2nd place or always lose on Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I call it the losing curse
It took me 200 hours of playing fallout NV to relieve that the spinning wheel in the loading screen was roulette wheel.
Also, I never beat the first level of the salt factory in SMB, But i beat the boss.
This part of Earthbound:
[thumb] http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/image/screens/08/poochyfud.png [/thumb]
You had to be right next to him and offer him the money, otherwise he wouldn't accepted it.
It took me about half-hour to realize this.
Wait what you could sprint in Skyrim?
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;41624409]Wait what you could sprint in Skyrim?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
I was level 34 when I realized I could do that.
Boy did I feel dumb.
I've clocked in over 2200 hours on league of legends and I'm still only silver
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;41590751]was playing rapelay when my mom walked in
totes awks[/QUOTE]
everyone can go home now. we have a winner damn
Beating a touhou game.
On lunatic.
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