[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;41625116]everyone can go home now. we have a winner damn[/QUOTE]
that may have been a lie
it was actually my great grandmother who's a devout catholic
[editline]28th July 2013[/editline]
and the pope
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;41626461]that may have been a lie
it was actually my great grandmother who's a devout catholic
[editline]28th July 2013[/editline]
and the pope[/QUOTE]
you made me look like a fool. why would you do that
GTA:san andreas: Died in the first mission, because I didn't know how to go faster with bike.
In the Small soldiers game there was a part where you would spin round on a bar and have to swing up onto a platform and I could never work it out, only ever doing it by accident then dying shortly afterwards so i had to repeat the whole thing again and only when i was about 7 did i realise the timing of the dismount was important.
Once, I was chasing a pyro as an engineer on TF2. I was very clsoe behind, so i started shooting him With my shotgun. I missed all 6 shots.
[QUOTE=Mastahamma;41569782]someone who has people to get embarrassed in front of i.e. friends[/QUOTE]
you must be pretty neurotic and insecure if you actually worry about what other people think of how you play video games to such an extent you get embarrassed about it
I cant even get past the first level in Ghosts and Goblins on the C64
When I played TF2, every time I uncloak too early as a spy.
Every single Riddle in the Arkaham games.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;41628572]When I played TF2, every time I uncloak too early as a spy.[/QUOTE]
doctors around the world hate this spy for revealing how to last longer.
The first time I played Half-Life 2: Episode 2, I encountered some scripting error that didn't allow me to progress. I figured it was a puzzle and spent 30 minutes searching the environment for a solution, until I looked up a walkthrough and realized it was just a bug.
I guess the only thing that counts is when I was playing L4D2, I was shooting zombies, then tried to look cool by suddenly turning 180 degrees to shoot at the zombies I knew were behind me only to miss the massive horde and hit the only lamppost in shooting range instead of anything worthwile. I hear of this to this day while playing games with friends.
when someone misses a shot in any context in any game: "Oh yeah, the Virtanen school of aiming."
idgaf I think it's funny when it comes up unexpectedly from time to time :v:
I was playing Black Ops 2 with my brother. I cornered him, and I somehow missed a whole clip worth in both of my KAP-40s. I was promptly stabbed.
I never played an MMO
Playing some SSB Brawl with some friends, and then my mind eating itself and me continuously killing myself.... :/
I am yet to live that down.
[editline]29th July 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=jbthekid;41586772]It took me a few hours to realize that you can actually sprint in Skyrim.[/QUOTE]
I didn't know that for days...
Like, 30hrs in....
Til I decided to become a werewolf... and found it then.
Every ESF flight I've ever taken in Planetside 2.
I remember this one mission in Just Cause 2 that you had to blow up an entire base or something, now I was stuck in this mission for days, and one time, I was at the last thing I was supposed to blow up, planted the bombs, as I was about to blow it up, some guy shot me and I died instantly.
I got off the couch with my controller in hand, reaching out for my head while screaming "WHAT? NOOOO" then I realized I had just trown the xbox controller to the ceiling onto the fan, splitting parts of the outside in half and smashing most of the buttons in.
In CS, I was about to complete a 1 v 4 with all of my clan mates dead when the last guy dropped from above in front of me with his back turned and I panicked, reloading my M4 with 20 rounds left and lost the match when he turned around and gunned me down.
I was at an ebgame with my brother and I see that you can try New Super Mario Bros U so I decide to try it. My brother decides to watch me play, I start the first level and then I die on the very first enemy...
Years ago, like at an age where it was understandable that I was a dumbass, I was playing a LOTR JRPG (I think it was called the third age). I didn't understand RPGs or leveling because I was so young, so I went through the entire game without leveling up. I must have been pretty good too, because I made it pretty far for not upgrading any stats ever.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;41633963]Every ESF flight I've ever taken in Planetside 2.[/QUOTE]I like to call trees Scythe Catchers.
Playing Dark Souls on the Pc and I come across a hacker in the Painted World. I invaded this guy's world, and he had just killed an undead dragon. So when I get to him, he's down this long narrow bridge. Really easy to kick someone off of. See where I'm going with this?
So I run up to him, and he's trying to roll away. I guess he didn't want to fight, but I land a back stab on him, which he had infinite health so it did nothing. So I get the bright idea to kick him off. Now, the weapon I'm using is Quelaag's Furysword. For those of you who know what happens when you attempt to kick with that weapon, you know where this story is headed.
For those that don't...Quelaag's Furysword is a curved-type sword. And with curved-type swords, instead of kicking you do a cool backflip attack. Well, I line myself up with the hacker and attempt to kick him off, but instead do a backflip off the bridge and fall to my death.
Constantly paying strippers in gta to see if u got any action
I bough 250 computer spikes in KOTOR to see if you could do all those ridiculous options the developers put in the computers.
Stuff like: shut off entire power grid, access secret submarine room, release all prisoners etc.
Was in a stealthing game of PAYDAY 2, just hanging out letting the other guys do the ghost work since I was the tanking shotgun guy
I was sat outside the bank looking at by brand spanking new saw, I decided to fire that baby up and see what it could do, I held down the button for about 1 second and the saw went "vvvrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and INSTANTLY every single person in the bank was alerted and the cops were on the way
I don't think the other players can hear your saw so I just played it off
"woah wtf happened?? game must be glitched or something"
It took me too long to get out of that hall right near the beginning of bioshock where the plane crashes in it.
I was leading a squad on an Arma 2 ACE server. 2,2 was tasked to defend the far left flank. We arrive at our base of fire and spot enemy APCs approuching from the south. i noticed my squad was starting to get really spread out so i tell everyone over the radio to fall back an regroup. I get the reply " Niklas why the fuck do you squad lead if you don't talk?!". That got me irritated. Also nobody seemed to follow my retreat. I turn around and see the enemy opening fire on my squad. I tell everyone to retreat again and hear "Niklas are you even on this channel?". Not one minute later and everyone in my squad was dead.
I contact to HQ that we were overrun but recieve no answer.
I get shot from behind and bleed out.
I was muted on teamspeak for the last 20 minutes.
Shit.
When I couldn't adapt to System Shock 2's difficulty and turned to cheats so I could experience the story.
Playing older Hitman games after Blood Money and Absolution and being unable to finish the first mission.
Wasting a whole magazine in a MP game and missing every shot.
I managed to get killed with a makarov-wielding bambi on DayZ while trying to assasinate him with an AKM
When I was pretty young, I was playing the second Harry Potter Game on PC, and I really didn't want to stop, but I had to shit, and I waited to long, and on the way to the bathroom I shat myself.
This counts right?
Also, every time I play Dota 2, and any multiplayer game ever.
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