[QUOTE=AtomicSans;41664347]I like to call trees Scythe Catchers.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna like hossin.
When i first played half life 2 i tried to be stealthy. That doesn't work.
I tried to go guns blazing in MGS4 on the hardest difficulty. Please, don't do that.
Oh, here's my [b]best[/b]:
[b]My first time playing skyrim i walk into riverwood and see the kid being chased by his dog, which i mistakenly took for a wolf. I tried to kill the "wolf," causing the entire town to hate me.[/b]
-snap crackle pop-
I once was playing Nazi Zombies on Kino der Toten (First Black Ops).
I was the last one alive, on round 56.
The round was going to end, there were only 3 zombies left
[B]I killed myself with the electric trap.[/B]
Unloading a whole magazine of ammo on one enemy at close range and missing every single shot. This is why I love ArmA 2.
I never knew that I could pick up guns from the floor in Mirror's Edge until after my second play through.
playing project reality
run around corner
enemy looking away from me but I still get startled
unload 10 rounds but the bullets all go 90 degrees when they leave the barrel
Probably a common one, but was playing a game of DoomRL. Was on the floor before last and doing pretty well. Had a single Baron of hell left before I was gonna leave as I was going for 100% kills. I start to unload on it. First shot, forgot I had the Napalm Launcher on. I take blast damage and some damage from the resulting lava pool. Switch guns and unload, only to find out too late that instead of the Tactical Shotgun, my main hand was somehow the Missile Launcher. Cue me stupidly killing myself as I was on a crappy laptop which had keyboard lag and 1 press made it shoot 3 times after the initial shot.
i get fucking wrecked by bots in dota 2
Wasn't me, but a friend on a Minecraft server - despite owning the game for 3 months, he was unaware that you could smelt cobble into stone and kept trying to hide his caves and hidden base with cobble.
He was completely baffled how I found him every time.
I got killed by the Asylum Demon.
Twice.
First time I played Oblivion.
Didn't know Caps lock keeps you from running.
Actually walked all the way to Weynon Priory.
Said that it was the dumbest game ever made.
This is my most embarrassing.
When hats first came around in TF2, someone told me that F10 would give me a hat. I knew it wouldn't work, but I pressed F10 anyway. Turns out it closes the game. That guy must have thought I was a complete moron, and I suppose he would be right. How embarassing.
[QUOTE=choco cookie;41699114]First time I played Oblivion.
Didn't know Caps lock keeps you from running.
Actually walked all the way to Weynon Priory.
Said that it was the dumbest game ever made.
This is my most embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
Running would have been similar. Who doesn't fast travel to Chorrol?
When I first played Pokemon red version when I was five or so, I didn't realize that the rug downstairs was supposed to be the exit. I just walked around my house for a while and quit because I thought that was the entire game. Someone had to show me how to exit a house before I figured it out and actually played the game.
-Snip-
[QUOTE=StarMcBound;41722338]-Snip-[/QUOTE]
People have preferences in games and they don't affect you, why bother arguing about it?
When I forgot to hide my Koei games when friends came round once.
No that copy of warriors orochi 3 isn't mine, I'm just holding these 4 dynasty warriors games for someone else.
Playing singleplayer L4D2, last stage of Swamp Fever.
"Oh darn a tank and I'm getting low on hp better hop on this car so it can't reach m...
waittankscanpunchcars"
Couple of seconds later, I find myself lying on the ground, [B]inside the car.[/B]
Playing Uncharted 2 in break in mission. Need to get up to a platform. Try climbing shit for more than an hour. Eventually realize that your partner threw a rope up there for you to climb.
A few years ago, me and a friend were playing Fallout 3, and it was New Years, so there was a party going on outside my room. Suddenly this obviously drunk-as-hell woman walked in, and wanted to play. So we gave her the controller. All she did was side-strafe without actually looking around and asked us what the game is about. After hearing about it she said she'd let her son play it, as long as it isn't about killing Americans. I was kind of embarrassed for her, and we both couldn't stop chuckling, which pissed her off.
Then she started randomly shooting off with the Chinese assault rifle, wasting all of our ammo. While she was randomly blasting off, she was saying "how do I kick butt" and there wasn't even an enemy in sight. It was awhile ago so I don't remember how we got her to leave.
It was both my finest and lowest moment.
Playing Empire:Total War, Engage enemy army consisting of 2 cannon regiments and 1 cavalry battalion.
My army is 7/8 battalions of line infantry. I just marched my entire army straight toward the cannons and get all my infantry shredded by Canister Shot and I lost.
Same game and having lines of Cannonry all very close to each other. I target an enemy on the extreme left of their range and the Cannons start firing on each other because of how far left the target is.
I cheated
Most recent one happened last night while playing TF2, I got butter-knifed by a fucking Spy.
As a Heavy.
Rising Storm. Was the last American Soldier alive defending the hill, the entire team was killed and we had no tickets left. Japanese Soldiers were banzaii charging up the hill. Felt heroic as fuck keeping them away from the objective as last man standing.
What was that? My camera went flying? Oh... Oh... My head got chopped off by a katana.
I bought the Silent Hill HD collection.
I noticed no issues until mentioned on the internet, and I still loved SH2, and am moving on to 3.
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;41743290]Rising Storm. Was the last American Soldier alive defending the hill, the entire team was killed and we had no tickets left. Japanese Soldiers were banzaii charging up the hill. Felt heroic as fuck keeping them away from the objective as last man standing.
What was that? My camera went flying? Oh... Oh... My head got chopped off by a katana.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of something that happened to me in RO2
Defending a point with a mosin nagant as the last guy, german with an MKB42 runs past me, doesnt see me, I try to go for a headshot, and I [b]fucking miss[/b]
I get terminated by the MKB
playing hitman blood money, I set up an accident for my target, so that I can drop a piano on her
I trigger it when she's under it
she walks away at THE LAST MINUTE
it misses completely
Back peddling off cliffs/into water in CS:Go
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