• Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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[QUOTE=Ryzo;20081349]"My computer is better than yours, because I have lights on it." -Illiterate person. :saddowns: Also my case does have a light.[/QUOTE] you are dumb everyone knows flashing lights and red stripes make it go faster :downs:
[QUOTE=Facepunch her;20056767]Pure win. [IMG]http://83.216.4.169/hylatyt/499261526.jpg[/IMG] Nothing agaist Mac's here, but "macs don't get viruses" is pure bullshit.[/QUOTE] Mac = good for office PC = good for everything else live with it
[QUOTE=Samuka97;20083835]Mac = good for office PC = good for everything else live with it[/QUOTE] Linux = Good for office Mac = Good for youtube and video production Windows = Everything else.
My mom and I got my (very) technologically illiterate grandmother a small digital camera. And she said she doesn't like the new digital ones because when you get the film, she thinks that when you tilt them up or down, you'll get that negative effect. Like on a screen. She still is adamant that it won't look right.
[code] @echo off COLOR 0A :select SET /P lolhax=Please input the ip address you wish to hack: ECHO. SET /P YN=you have chosen %lolhax%. Is this correct? (Y/N) IF %YN%==N GOTO select echo Building botnet... tracert %lolhax% ECHO x = msgbox("The IP you entered was DDoS'ed",5+36,"IP hacker pro 0.1")>>message.vbs START message.vbs REG QUERY HKU /s [/code] Freaked out my friend. :v:
[QUOTE=Facepunch her;20085576] Freaked out my friend. :v:[/QUOTE] That's some epic scriptmerging right there :buddy:
[url]http://www.overclock.net/case-mod-work-logs/444496-1st-time-comptuer-build-56k-no.html[/url] Posted in H&S but win.
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;20086145][URL]http://www.overclock.net/case-mod-work-logs/444496-1st-time-comptuer-build-56k-no.html[/URL] Posted in H&S but win.[/QUOTE] What. No seriously, what did he just do? [editline]10:39PM[/editline] Good thing he was trolling, though.
I feel sorry for those of you with computer illiterate parents. I learned most of what I know from my father, who's been working with computers since he was around 13 (Apple II). The rest of my family is less computer literate, so they usually come to one of us for technical help. It must be fucking awful to have someone blame you for the computer running slowly when it's obviously their fault.
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;20086145][URL]http://www.overclock.net/case-mod-work-logs/444496-1st-time-comptuer-build-56k-no.html[/URL] Posted in H&S but win.[/QUOTE] :byodood: Wait mini crowbars exist.... must buy one....
My Family is Pretty computer literate except my dad doesnt understand the concept of Torrents (Don't ban me for hinting warez im just saying)
[QUOTE=Zenpod;20091670]My Family is Pretty computer literate except my dad doesnt understand the concept of Torrents (Don't ban me for hinting warez im just saying)[/QUOTE] Torrents=/=warez. You're home free.
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20091724]Torrents=/=warez. You're home free.[/QUOTE] Explain that to my dorm's isp.
[QUOTE=Facepunch her;20085576][code] @echo off COLOR 0A :select SET /P lolhax=Please input the ip address you wish to hack: ECHO. SET /P YN=you have chosen %lolhax%. Is this correct? (Y/N) IF %YN%==N GOTO select echo Building botnet... tracert %lolhax% ECHO x = msgbox("The IP you entered was DDoS'ed",5+36,"IP hacker pro 0.1")>>message.vbs START message.vbs REG QUERY HKU /s [/code] Freaked out my friend. :v:[/QUOTE] If I copy that and make it into a bat file it will work just as it would the way you made it on your comp? [editline]11:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr Drover;20086145][url]http://www.overclock.net/case-mod-work-logs/444496-1st-time-comptuer-build-56k-no.html[/url] Posted in H&S but win.[/QUOTE] This guy was trolling right?
[QUOTE=don818;20094988] This guy was trolling right?[/QUOTE] no, what are you talking about? He was being legit !
My mum fills the family PC up with games from real arcade and similar programs/sites. They make the machine run slow as shit because they fill it with other crap too, and she pays stupid subscriptions fees for them, rather than say, playing online flash games or just buying a normal fucking game. Ok not nessesarily PC illieracy, but still grinds my gears.
My dad reckons the answer to all my problems is IE. He also thinks that Xp is not compatible with any other windows. The same for all other windows too.
I was installing dawn of war 2 when I was told to put it on steam just before I did my friend grabbed the mouse and told me to stop because I was downloading "an unknown file" I gave him a good kick in the shin
And my dad, he had a fairly decent desktop PC. Went out and bought a MacBook because he wants to "start doing photography". He does not have a decent digital camera. This is his purchase history; -MacBook -Apple mouse ("I don't like the touch pad with some programs") -Apple Keyboard ("I can put it in my pc cabnet" (has a sliding keyboad ledge)) -1tb external hard drive (Bare in mind he's a delivery driver who only uses the thing for browsing the web) -Upgrades the RAM (I don't know how much he put in) - A 32 inch widescreen full HD monitor -Latest version of snow leopard -a program called "appature" (which was at least like £110) and you know what, still no fucking camera. ok I get it's his money and all that shit, but the fact that the ammount he has spent on all that stupid, over glorified, peices of white plastic, he could have built an immense PC. Like, he's always complaining about bills and shit, and is really reluctant to help me out when I need money for uni stuff.
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;20097541]And my dad, he had a fairly decent desktop PC. Went out and bought a MacBook because he wants to "start doing photography". He does not have a decent digital camera. This is his purchase history; -MacBook -Apple mouse ("I don't like the touch pad with some programs") -Apple Keyboard ("I can put it in my pc cabnet" (has a sliding keyboad ledge)) -1tb external hard drive (Bare in mind he's a delivery driver who only uses the thing for browsing the web) -Upgrades the RAM (I don't know how much he put in) - A 32 inch widescreen full HD monitor -Latest version of snow leopard -a program called "appature" (which was at least like £110) and you know what, still no fucking camera. ok I get it's his money and all that shit, but the fact that the ammount he has spent on all that stupid, over glorified, peices of white plastic, he could have built an immense PC. Like, he's always complaining about bills and shit, and is really reluctant to help me out when I need money for uni stuff.[/QUOTE] Lend him money on the condition he will never buy anything from apple again.
[code]@echo off COLOR 0A ECHO IP DDoS 6.1 (build 7600.16385.090713-1255) ECHO ---- ECHO (C) Microsoft Corporation ECHO. :select SET /P ip=Please input the ip address you wish to hack: ECHO. SET /P YN=You have chosen %ip%. Is this correct? (Y/N) IF %YN%==N GOTO select ECHO Connecting... ECHO Preparing the botnet... tracert %ip% ECHO %ip% appears to be correct. ECHO Preparing the virus... PAUSE ECHO Uploading virus... :loop REG QUERY HKU /s GOTO loop[/code]
[QUOTE=Ezhik;20104093][code]@echo off COLOR 0A ECHO IP DDoS 6.1 (build 7600.16385.090713-1255) ECHO ---- ECHO (C) Microsoft Corporation ECHO. :select SET /P ip=Please input the ip address you wish to hack: ECHO. SET /P YN=You have chosen %ip%. Is this correct? (Y/N) IF %YN%==N GOTO select ECHO Connecting... ECHO Preparing the botnet... tracert %ip% ECHO %ip% appears to be correct. ECHO Preparing the virus... PAUSE ECHO Uploading virus... :loop REG QUERY HKU /s GOTO loop[/code][/QUOTE] It's not fun anymore, come up with your own script instead of copypasting and adding random ECHO's. Also, PAUSE sucks for making pauses, use PING with a delay or CHOICE with a timeout (if you're not on XP, that is...).
Had this on my hard drive for a while. Figured I might post it. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/35ivvpk.jpg[/img] [editline]02:39[/editline] In a total of 116.44 years. Something that Mikfoz would probably only stand to last easily compared to the majority of Facepunch users and their future generations. [editline]02:42[/editline] Oh and 3 hours.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;20104351]Had this on my hard drive for a while. Figured I might post it. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/35ivvpk.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] ... and 3 hours.
This is the best I have. When I was in highschool in 9th grade I took an IT class to learn about computers. To say the least the teacher knew NOTHING about computers, how she even got the job I dont know. SO one day before class started I went to the site Turnofftheinternet.com and you press the button and on the screen it just says "The internet has been shut off". The first 5 min of class she was yelling at me for "Turning off the classes internet" and the told me to turn it back on. Everyone was laughing and she didnt know why. :smug:
Yesterday my mom and I were talking on Skype with my grandparents... I started putting smileys into the chat. my mom was like, "OMG!!!!! STOP!!!!! :derp: YOU WILL CRASH their INTERNET!!!!!" I started laughing sooo much. :haw:
Me and 8bit were screwing around and [code] 6:15 PM - Valance-V has encountered a serious error and must be restarted. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart. 6:15 PM - [386th]8BitLord: ctrl alt del is just task manager 6:15 PM - [386th]8BitLord: hurr 6:15 PM - Valance-V: Not in BSOD 6:16 PM - Valance-V: hurr [/code] Just in case you may not have know this isn't illiterate but I found it pretty funny.
Well, I installed Ubuntu on my laptop today. Installed Avant window manager (a Mac dock lookalike) and put the Mac default wallpaper on it. I'll let you know how many people freak out in my computer science class (I sit close to the front).
[QUOTE=Kubi;20108905]Well, I installed Ubuntu on my laptop today. Installed Avant window manager (a Mac dock lookalike) and put the Mac default wallpaper on it. I'll let you know how many people freak out in my computer science class (I sit close to the front).[/QUOTE] You do that. While you're on it, install all of that in a Mac user's computer, and see how long it takes them to figure it out. Then go get yourself a beer.
I always find it fun to use print screen, paste it to paint, delete all the icons, set the task bar to auto-hide, than set the background to that image. Watch people's reactions and laugh ass off.
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