Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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[QUOTE=SlickBlade;20142409]A friends computer had shat itself, so my dad found some thermal paste to repair the burns or shit. and is sitting in my room, and my brother comes in, asking if he could borrow a shirt. I say no, and he walks over explaining why he should. he sees the harddrive covered in the paste, and touches it.
Him: "What the fuck this thing is hot!"
Me:"Oh, yeah dad said that it might get hot. I don't know why though."
Him: "Wait is this toothpaste?"
Me: "What?"
Him:*lick*
Me: [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/350lcfd.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Tasty.
if it's toothpaste, I can't help myself but to continue licking it off of computer parts. Nerdgasmic.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;20142610]What school do you go in?[/QUOTE]
Rymdgymnasiet, Kiruna, Sweden.
Translation of name: Kiruna High School of Space Technology.
The definition High school is a little off, though, since we go years 10-13 (not of age, obviously) at these.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;20142610]What school do you go in?[/QUOTE]
this
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20142820]High School of Space Technology.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.tvacres.com/images/magic-bus2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;20003468]A friend once called me a hacker for having Doom 2 on my flash drive.[/QUOTE]
You can play goddamn Crysis off a Flash drive.
Try doing that, i bet they'll just run away in fear.
[QUOTE=paul simon;20143249]You can play goddamn Crysis off a Flash drive.
Try doing that, i bet they'll just run away in fear.[/QUOTE]
How much space does Crysis take up, and most school computers can't support games like Crysis..
.or super mario...
[QUOTE=SuperDAIU;20142702]Tasty.[/QUOTE]
I can see it now, edible thermal paste.
"thermal compound, part of a healthy breakfast"
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;20143278]How much space does Crysis take up, and most school computers can't support games like Crysis..
.or super mario...[/QUOTE]
Can't remember how much place it originally took, but with some mods it's 12 gigs.
Also, i was thinking about running it on your own laptop, most people use their own laptops now and doesn't need to use the school laptops.
Then again, there would be no reason to have it on a flash drive...
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;20141720]Kid- Runs to my friends computer, pushes the power off button, and all 3 off them dash off, before I reacted..[/QUOTE]
What an asshole. If you can, I'd change the power settings on the computer so that the power button does nothing.
Not related to computers, but wow.
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- quantum entanglement inside the acrylite in the glass
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[QUOTE=LimEJET;20142820]Rymdgymnasiet, Kiruna, Sweden.
Translation of name: Kiruna High School of Space Technology.
The definition High school is a little off, though, since we go years 10-13 (not of age, obviously) at these.[/QUOTE]
Lol your only thirteen lololo XD.
But seriously though. I go to NTI-gymnasiet in Stockholm, Odenplan. We arrange LAN's at times too :D. They are better where my friend goes though, IT-gymnasiet. He's having a 48-hour lan soon D:
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;20144249]Lol your only thirteen lololo XD.
But seriously though. I go to NTI-gymnasiet in Stockholm, Odenplan. We arrange LAN's at times too :D. They are better where my friend goes though, IT-gymnasiet. He's having a 48-hour lan soon D:[/QUOTE]
Is a Gymnasiet in Sweden the equivalent of a German Gymnasium?
Gymnasium not meaning a gym like a workout place or basketball court
Just brainstorming here, and keep in mind that I'm barely computer literate myself, but would it be possible to place a .bat script into a powerpoint of word dcument, so that when you open it, it executes?
I'm just wondering, you know, in case I ever need to fuck someone's laptop up...
Just a tip, (which most of you guys probably know) if you haven't done an important homework task, just ounch in a few characters into a file, open it in notepad and delete a few lines. This will render the file unopenable and yet it won't be suspicious, on account of the accurate looking filesize.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;20144300]Is a Gymnasiet in Sweden the equivalent of a German Gymnasium?
Gymnasium not meaning a gym like a workout place or basketball court[/QUOTE]
Exactly the same. "Gymnasiet" would be Die Gymnasium in German, though. It's Gymnasium in Swedish too.
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[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;20144336]Just brainstorming here, and keep in mind that I'm barely computer literate myself, but would it be possible to place a .bat script into a powerpoint of word dcument, so that when you open it, it executes?
I'm just wondering, you know, in case I ever need to fuck someone's laptop up...
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If you want to do that, just put an autorun.inf with the text [code][autorun]
open=yourbatch.bat[/code] on a USB stick, and have the first line of the batch be [code]IF %USERDOMAIN%==yourcomputersname EXIT[/code]. This way, you can store files on the stick, AND infect peoples' computers!
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20144475]Exactly the same. "Gymnasiet" would be Die Gymnasium in German, though. It's Gymnasium in Swedish too.[/QUOTE]
Hooray! Paying attention in German class is paying off!
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20144475]
If you want to do that, just put an autorun.inf with the text [code][autorun]
open=yourbatch.bat[/code] on a USB stick, and have the first line of the batch be [code]IF %USERDOMAIN%==yourcomputersname EXIT[/code]. This way, you can store files on the stick, AND infect peoples' computers![/QUOTE]
How would I determine the computer name?
And judging by that, I would assume that you stick the usb into the computer and do your thing. At the same time, the usb is independantly sticking the virus into the computer?
Excellent.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/trollyeah.png[/img]
Probably a troll, but it's still funny.
What video is this from?
I want to see if I can mine some gold there
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;20145403]How would I determine the computer name?
And judging by that, I would assume that you stick the usb into the computer and do your thing. At the same time, the usb is independantly sticking the virus into the computer?
Excellent.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what will happen. To determine the computer name, just open CMD and type "echo %userdomain%".
For epic evilness, you can make the batch file echo commands into another batch file that you place in system32. that way, you can just go over to their computers, type lolhax or something, and the shit will hit the fan.
I was discussing hacking with a few friends during a computer communication lesson and we got some onlookers, one of them even tried to tell me that hacking was impossible and that I could never do anything like that.
I then pulled up a terminal (running Linux) and port-scanned his computer, found that he had the default settings for the computer (school laptops) and mounted his C drive as read/write using the built-in admin account.
It's a simple matter of fooling windows into believing you are a user you aren't by replacing the current user hash with the one of another account, and all the school laptops have a account named Administrator with the same password for every computer.
(On another note, the guy had 23GB of porn on his laptop)
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19896766]That's a fucking slow internet... GTA: Earth will take a minute to download :/[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because that game is totally 12,110,518,080 MB ...
[QUOTE=no-named;20156365]Yeah, because that game is totally 12,110,518,080 MB ...[/QUOTE]
It includes fully functional internet. And complete AI. And over 100 skins for each object. Also the WHOLE Earth.
Someone in my class said "Linux can't get viruses, Virus makers made Linux so they couldn't be hacked" I laughed so hard I got sent out also a friend told me that his class were taking an e-safty test and one of the questions showed a pop up and the techer thought it was real and closed the browser
[QUOTE=Ezhik;20156433]It includes fully functional internet. And complete AI. And over 100 skins for each object. Also the WHOLE Earth.[/QUOTE]
But still, it's 12,110 TB.
[QUOTE=no-named;20156694]But still, it's c.[/QUOTE]
12 110 terabytes = 11.8261719 petabytes ≈ 12 PB
Internet's size was about 40 PB in 2008. Let's say GTA: Earth's internet will weight 5 PB. That's only 1/8th of the internet. The game also needs LOTS of models and textures. And coding.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;20158089]12 110 terabytes = 11.8261719 petabytes ≈ 12 PB
Internet's size was about 40 PB in 2008. Let's say GTA: Earth's internet will weight 5 PB. That's only 1/8th of the internet. The game also needs LOTS of models and textures. And coding.[/QUOTE]
:aaaaa:
[QUOTE=Ezhik;20158089]12 110 terabytes = 11.8261719 petabytes ≈ 12 PB
Internet's size was about 40 PB in 2008. Let's say GTA: Earth's internet will weight 5 PB. That's only 1/8th of the internet. The game also needs LOTS of models and textures. And coding.[/QUOTE]
Dare ya to find that in YB
Buddy of mine thinks he can put a regular desktop video card in a laptop. I told him no, he says yes. I explain to him the layout of a laptop chassis and how it's not going to work, he says "BS you can put it in there I heard you can". He swears I'm lying to him. He's quite retarded sometimes.
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