Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20247215][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6rUU0K9xE&feature=related]But since there's so little mass you can actually just cancel it out so it should actually be E = c.[/url][/QUOTE]
My haed hutrs....
i once heard how some1 mistaked agp with PCI express!
:lol:
it was hilearious
[QUOTE=Kubi;20243881]"Fine then"
*Proceeds to install linux to a usb/removable drive*[/QUOTE]
If I had one...
[QUOTE=FlameCow;20243853]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: what video card do you have
Stranger: logitech
You: ...
You: Seriously?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
took your idea and went on omegle to fish for illiteracy and i got this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiii
You: what graphics card do you have?
Stranger: ur name?
Stranger: 250mb
Stranger: dell2.334 X Y?
You: are you joking or something?
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;20249797]If I had one...[/QUOTE]
You can buy them from office supply stores, about 4 bucks for a 2GB one.
You: hi
You: What graphics card do you have?
Stranger: hey im f UK, you?
Stranger: wtf?!
You: A graphics card
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]04:15PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=OMEGLE]Stranger:
hey you can ask me 3 questions on anything you just have to tell me your deepest darkest secret
**excluding ASL**
You: Here is my deepest secret
You: I am telling everyone on omegle " What graphics card do you have?" And I wait for them to respond with a fail response.
Stranger: oh thats your secret haha
Stranger: okay now you can ask questions
You: What graphics card do you have?
Stranger: oh you know the good one
Stranger: XD
You: What one
Stranger: hah i dont know
Stranger: is this a trick question
You: No
You: Smart people should know it
You: It's on your specs
Stranger: specs?
You: Like cpu, gpu, fan, mother board, ram, ect.
Stranger: ohhh
You: Do you have windows 7?
Stranger: nnah vista
You: Well search "Device"
Stranger: where
You: In the search box on the start menu
Stranger: ok
You: Click on device manager
Stranger: ok
You: Click on display adapters
You: you there?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yes
You: Now what does the text under "Display adapters" say?
Stranger: mobile inel (r) 4 series express chipset family
Stranger: is it good or bad =0
You: 3/4
You: It can run simple games
You: halo 1/2
You: half life 1/2
Stranger: counterstrike!!!
Stranger: =D
You: 1.6?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: not a gamer that the only one like once a month
You: Can stuff move and fall over realisticly or just move
You: And not fall over
Stranger: i dont know what you mean
You: Have you ever played half life?
Stranger: on old x box
Stranger: not on pc
You: Ok
You: Does counterstrike look like that half life?
You: Or something a bit more low quality
Stranger: sort of
You: Good
Stranger: is there a way you can find out
You: That counter-strike source
Stranger: oh yeah i have source
You: Cool
You: Bye
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20247215][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6rUU0K9xE&feature=related]But since there's so little mass you can actually just cancel it out so it should actually be E = c.[/url][/QUOTE]
And why would the ^2 vanish?
[QUOTE=thf;20250472]And why would the ^2 vanish?[/QUOTE]
She's making it up as she goes along.
[editline]06:29PM[/editline]
bowling balls arent squares :downs:
[QUOTE=MasterF3n;20250047]You can buy them from office supply stores, about 4 bucks for a 2GB one.[/QUOTE]
Or $15 for 16 GiB.
[editline]07:38PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=thf;20250472]And why would the ^2 vanish?[/QUOTE]
Because she's an idiot.
Seriously, what was she on about?
"if you take all the matter in the universe, and you compress it, you can fit it inside a bowling ball"
So?
I also loved the part about "Steven Hawkins"'s discovery:
"He found out that everything is basically vibrating strings. And God, in his infinite wisdom, equipped us with ears, precision instruments that allow us to hear these vibrations"
Not only is she mocking Hawking by mispronouncing his name and mixing up God with his scientific research, she also insinuates that strings emit sounds. In short, what.
This guy that claims that his 5770 is able to run Crysis on Very High settings at 1980x1080 with 90 FPS.
Oh, and that's with 16x AA and AF.
:downs:
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20252981]This guy that claims that his 5770 is able to run Crysis on Very High settings at 1980x1080 with 90 FPS.
Oh, and that's with 16x AA and AF.
:downs:[/QUOTE]
ahahah. not.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20247215][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6rUU0K9xE&feature=related]But since there's so little mass you can actually just cancel it out so it should actually be E = c.[/url][/QUOTE]
I made it through half of it before I gave up. She's either a clueless idiot, or very cleverly using the fact that 99 out of 100 people can't tell that she's spouting pure bullshit.
[QUOTE=Ordinos;20249692]i once heard how some1 mistaked agp with PCI express!
:lol:
it was hilearious[/QUOTE]
hello
I was that guy
I thought all you needed was PCI-E
Because that's what I need for my friend's old Nvidia GeForce
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20135058]That's no fun...
THIS is fun:
[code]@ECHO OFF
:LOOP
ECHO "junk" >> file.txt
SET /A i=i+1
if %i% LSS 1000 GOTO LOOP
ATTRIB +R +S +H file.txt[/code]
That's, by the way, what the script I got does too, except they fill the files with nothing. Enough nothing to take up 10 GiB. When there isn't enough space left, the file size is divided by 10, and the process repeated. That means that there will not be a single byte left on the HDD, and that there is no way to delete them (unless you know how, which I personally don't) but to reinstall the OS.[/QUOTE]
Fail detected. I tried this on a windows 2000 virtual machine and here's what happened: It put one file on the desktop and quit.
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;20262638]Fail detected. I tried this on a windows 2000 virtual machine and here's what happened: It put one file on the desktop and quit.[/QUOTE]
Uh yeah that's what it's supposed to do. Write 1000 lines of "junk" to a file in your default cmd run location, then set the file as read-only, system, and hidden.
"Xerox made the first graphic OS, then windows stole it for Microsoft, and then right after that mac stole it for apple OSX"
:raise:
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;20262638]Fail detected. I tried this on a windows 2000 virtual machine and here's what happened: It put one file on the desktop and quit.[/QUOTE]
I'm not too well at home with the more advanced logical operators, so I guess you can just substitute LSS for >=.
Next time a MAC user rants on youtube about how it's much better just say.
Youtube was created on windows. :smug:
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20247215][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6rUU0K9xE&feature=related"]But since there's so little mass you can actually just cancel it out so it should actually be E = c.[/URL][/QUOTE]
Now my head hurts from banging it against the table.
Just wondering, did Microsoft actually steal anything from Mac? The Mac lover in my school keeps saying that Microsoft stole stuff from Mac when making Windows in the beginning.
[QUOTE=jiggu;20271122]Just wondering, did Microsoft actually steal anything from Mac? The Mac lover in my school keeps saying that Microsoft stole stuff from Mac when making Windows in the beginning.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Did windows Steal Features From The Mac?[/B]
Yes, They did. Back in The 80's when Microsoft Was devolping a GUI (graphical user interface)
there was almost leagl action taken agaist microsoft for stealing features. Luckly Bill
gates with his Busniess skills made a contract to use some features!
Do you think they still steal features? Please Comment
[/QUOTE][URL]http://geeks.pirillo.com/forum/topics/did-windows-steal-features[/URL]
Yay :google:
[QUOTE=jiggu;20271122]Just wondering, did Microsoft actually steal anything from Mac? The Mac lover in my school keeps saying that Microsoft stole stuff from Mac when making Windows in the beginning.[/QUOTE]
Google'd around, found a site that covers both sides-
Apple stole from Windows - [url]http://www.infoworld.com/d/windows/top-10-features-apple-stole-windows-966[/url]
Windows stole from Apple - [url]http://www.infoworld.com/d/mac/top-10-features-microsoft-stole-mac-os-x-971?source=rl[/url]
[QUOTE=thisguy123;20268547]Next time a MAC user rants on youtube about how it's much better just say.
Youtube was created on windows. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Actually just say.
"Wow you sound like a great guy, we should play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 together sometime.
I can't stand modern warfare 2 fanboyism, to be honest. Anyone I ever hear talking about it in person acts like a total douche about it. Not that everyone does, but it seems to me like the population of the game's hardcore players is retarded college students and 12 year old kids who think it's the only FPS ever made. :/
I completely agree daijitsu, I don't have much of a problem with the game itself but the fanboyism and overhype surrounding it is just HORRIBLE!
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20271723]I can't stand modern warfare 2 fanboyism, to be honest. Anyone I ever hear talking about it in person acts like a total douche about it. Not that everyone does, but it seems to me like the population of the game's hardcore players is retarded college students and 12 year old kids who think it's the only FPS ever made. :/[/QUOTE]
I can't stand fanboyism at all. It fucks with people's brains.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;20271968]I completely agree daijitsu, I don't have much of a problem with the game itself but the fanboyism and overhype surrounding it is just HORRIBLE![/QUOTE]
and it's because of this, that I think the "let's go play MW2 :smug:" argument wouldn't go very well.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20272351]and it's because of this, that I think the "let's go play MW2 :smug:" argument wouldn't go very well.[/QUOTE]
It was just an example I couldn't think of anything else.
Do you hate me? :frown:
nah, I'd just advice against ever using MW2 as an argument base for anything, because the person is either a complete tard about it and will think they're better than you at it, or they'll think you're a tard for even mentioning it and won't listen to any points you have to make.
Plus, I think I've seen some youtube videos of someone playing MW2 on a mac pro, though it's most likely a fake.
[B]"hey do you no anyone who might no how to make an xbox into a comp?"[/B]
Fucking shoot me
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