• Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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look guys i was in my IT class and someone mistaked a bat. with a ini. lol
we seriously need to push this thread away from FT and somewhere a bit more tech savvy. :raise:
yeha because we like to discuss how do we clean our PSUs and we like ur ddr3
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20273082]we seriously need to push this thread away from FT and somewhere a bit more tech savvy. :raise:[/QUOTE] I'm surprised these threads were never put in PC H&S in the first place, there are plenty of other FT-ish threads in that section.
[QUOTE=Ordinos;20273111]yeha because we like to discuss how do we clean our PSUs and we like ur ddr3[/QUOTE] because trolls and dumbasses shitpost because they're minds are numbed by the near oify-esque nature of the fast threads section.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20273472]because trolls and dumbasses shitpost because they're minds are numbed by the near oify-esque nature of the fast threads section.[/QUOTE] OIFY-esque? don't you mean FT-esque or PCHS-esque?
it's been slowly degrading to the point that it may as well be considered OIFY for those who can't find the real thing.
no. OIFY is better than you shitty quality PCHS and FT. While in OIFY you may find a quality thread except form some faggot with the midset of "OIFY=/b/ of faecpunch lol", you can resume FT with "Can above avatar suck my dick" followed of "yes" and "noes"
My mom says that changing the desktop in ANY WAY will cause viruses. She works with computers at customer service...
[QUOTE=Ordinos;20273584]no. OIFY is better than you shitty quality PCHS and FT. While in OIFY you may find a quality thread except form some faggot with the midset of "OIFY=/b/ of faecpunch lol", you can resume FT with "Can above avatar suck my dick" followed of "yes" and "noes"[/QUOTE] nice to know, and thanks for the diversion. Proved my point, thread shitting 'round here happens too quickly.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20273830]nice to know, and thanks for the diversion. Proved my point, thread shitting 'round here happens too quickly.[/QUOTE] yeah. stop shitting the thread plis i want to mock my friends because they don't know how to make a script that deletes system32
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20268461]"Xerox made the first graphic OS, then windows stole it for Microsoft, and then right after that mac stole it for apple OSX" :raise:[/QUOTE] I made the exact same face as that emote.
[QUOTE=don818;20274679]I made the exact same face as that emote.[/QUOTE] yeah... direct quote from someone who I [i]thought[/i] was pretty knowledgeable, just after he said it. I didn't say anything though, because I can't give him any better of a timeline, though I know there's a two decade gap somewhere in the mix...
I was just telling my mom about the SC2 Beta test going live, [b]And[/b] how they require to scan your hardware components in order to see if your computer can run it. She's under the impression that they're out to steal information... And now she's pissed when I said this: [quote]I THOUGHT you were more literate about Starcraft than that, due to me talking so much about it. How could you even [b]Consider[/b] that I would be stupid enough to download something that looks anything like a phishing site?[/quote] I came back to the computer after closing her door, and started right on this post. My family is full of fail... And I thought [b]I[/b] was paranoid...
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20271308]Google'd around, found a site that covers both sides- Apple stole from Windows - [url]http://www.infoworld.com/d/windows/top-10-features-apple-stole-windows-966[/url] Windows stole from Apple - [url]http://www.infoworld.com/d/mac/top-10-features-microsoft-stole-mac-os-x-971?source=rl[/url][/QUOTE] They completely left out the stuff from Linux that mac osx has. I can point out one easily. Hell Mac OS didn't even change the name, the commands or hell even the way it looks. Give up? [sp]Terminal[/sp] and that site gives [sp]command prompt[/sp] credit. [editline]09:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Javascript;20272992][B]"hey do you no anyone who might no how to make an xbox into a comp?"[/B] Fucking shoot me[/QUOTE] This reminds me of a guy who constantly asks me "Hey do you know how to hot swap an Xbox 360?" Today he did it again and I had my laptop with me and I said to him "Hot swapping an Xbox 360 is impossible, hot swapping is a computer hardware term where you remove a device connected to the motherboard while the computer is powered on" and as an example I pulled out my laptops hard drive and put it back in and said "I just hot swapped the hard drive in my laptop. There... Simple"
Maybe not the funniest thing in the world, but gave me a small chuckle. [IMG]http://imgur.com/1P541.png[/IMG]
"My cousin works for Microsoft I'll have you banned from computers!!!11" :downs: Good old "My X works for Y, I'll Z you from N".
[QUOTE=acds;20290903]"My cousin works for Microsoft I'll have you banned from computers!!!11" :downs: Good old "My X works for Y, I'll Z you from N".[/QUOTE] Well, my dad is a security guard and he has a gun and he can come and shoot you! :saddowns:
[QUOTE=acds;20290903]"My cousin works for Microsoft I'll have you banned from computers!!!11" :downs: Good old "My X works for Y, I'll Z you from N".[/QUOTE] Don't forget the classic: "I'm friends with Garry, if you aren't nice to me I'll have you banned!"
One day, some new guy will join, and be an ass like that. And then we'll be banned. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Pie_Lord;20291190]Don't forget the classic: "I'm friends with Garry, if you aren't nice to me I'll have you banned!"[/QUOTE] It's like people who say they know Gabe, sure you can tell him your problems. But will he really give a shit? I think he'd remove community access from you for doing that just for pissing him off with whiny bullshit.
A friend of mine told me his computer was not working properly, and said it was probably related to the Hardware. He asked me to help him, and I said I would try but I didn't know shit about Hardware (Or networking, or electronics. Just software.) I opened his case: Weed. I swear to God there was weed all over the place. Like, on the motherboard and the RAM. Every since space between the components had been filled with weed. Not in bags, just there. I What The Christ'd. I removed most of it, but some of the weed near apparently overheated and formed... I don't know how to describe it. It was like... Molten weed... Sticked to the components. The fuck.
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;20292035]A friend of mine told me his computer was not working properly, and said it was probably related to the Hardware. He asked me to help him, and I said I would try but I didn't know shit about Hardware (Or networking, or electronics. Just software.) I opened his case: Weed. I swear to God there was weed all over the place. Like, on the motherboard and the RAM. Every since space between the components had been filled with weed. Not in bags, just there. I What The Christ'd. I removed most of it, but some of the weed near apparently overheated and formed... I don't know how to describe it. It was like... Molten weed... Sticked to the components. The fuck.[/QUOTE] Games are ten times better when there's a stoned/drunk guy on the mic.
guys i heard some fucking ignorant he mistaked a ethernet cable with an giga-ethernet. He is a fucking bigot stupid iliterate! :mad: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb post." - Gurant))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;20292035]A friend of mine told me his computer was not working properly, and said it was probably related to the Hardware. He asked me to help him, and I said I would try but I didn't know shit about Hardware (Or networking, or electronics. Just software.) I opened his case: Weed. I swear to God there was weed all over the place. Like, on the motherboard and the RAM. Every since space between the components had been filled with weed. Not in bags, just there. I What The Christ'd. I removed most of it, but some of the weed near apparently overheated and formed... I don't know how to describe it. It was like... Molten weed... Sticked to the components. The fuck.[/QUOTE] When you burn it it leaves thick black resin behind, sitting in an enclosed 100F+ space would probably create some
Am I the only one suspecting that this "Ordinos" feller is the latest version of an altspammer?
[QUOTE=LimEJET;20292318]Am I the only one suspecting that this "Ordinos" feller is the latest version of an altspammer?[/QUOTE] No.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;20291401]One day, some new guy will join, and be an ass like that. And then we'll be banned. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] There was one such person, except that he wasn't an ass. His name is Gwilty, Director of Facepunch Studios. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=708363[/url]
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20252981]This guy that claims that his 5770 is able to run Crysis on Very High settings at 1980x1080 with 90 FPS. Oh, and that's with 16x AA and AF. :downs:[/QUOTE] With the 5770 you can't go higher then 8X AA. :eng101:
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;20292432]There was one such person, except that he wasn't an ass. His name is Gwilty, Director of Facepunch Studios. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=708363[/url][/QUOTE] :raise:
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