Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20632927]Portal 2 is being ported to Mac.[/QUOTE]
Port[B]all[/B]ed :eng101:
Friend: Why won't this game run on high-quality? (trying to play gmod, his shitty computer keeps crashing)
Me: You need a better graphics card, what do you have right now?
Friend: I don't know, but I can watch videos of gmod, shouldn't it work?
:downs:
Glorious content!
[QUOTE=Diealready;20638779]Friend: Why won't this game run on high-quality? (trying to play gmod, his shitty computer keeps crashing)
Me: You need a better graphics card, what do you have right now?
Friend: I don't know, but I can watch videos of gmod, shouldn't it work?
:downs:[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
give him a slap across the face from the internet
Arguing with my friend the entire day today
What? You can't have a 1080p Monitor, That would be huge!
The Xbox 360 has 10 times better graphics than the PC will ever have
Why do they keep making new consoles? Just to get your money. I bet the PSX could play Halo 3 just fine, but they have to sell you a new one each time.
What big Box, do you mean the hard drive?
Computers are so much bigger because they are obviously much older than the 360
How many different guns are in Portal? 1? Wow, that game must suck! (After I explained the entire concept to him)
I'm considering renouncing my friendship with him because of this.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;20638941]Arguing with my friend the entire day today
What? You can't have a 1080p Monitor, That would be huge!
The Xbox 360 has 10 times better graphics than the PC will ever have
Why do they keep making new consoles? Just to get your money. I bet the PSX could play Halo 3 just fine, but they have to sell you a new one each time.
What big Box, do you mean the hard drive?
Computers are so much bigger because they are obviously much older than the 360
How many different guns are in Portal? 1? Wow, that game must suck! (After I explained the entire concept to him)
I'm considering renouncing my friendship with him because of this.[/QUOTE]
Slap him. Across the face. Each time.
He would try to dodge the subject each time with stuff about that Darksiders game that he's obsessed with. He's acting like he's a badass because of it.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;20638941]Arguing with my friend the entire day today
What? You can't have a 1080p Monitor, That would be huge!
The Xbox 360 has 10 times better graphics than the PC will ever have
Why do they keep making new consoles? Just to get your money. I bet the PSX could play Halo 3 just fine, but they have to sell you a new one each time.
What big Box, do you mean the hard drive?
Computers are so much bigger because they are obviously much older than the 360
How many different guns are in Portal? 1? Wow, that game must suck! (After I explained the entire concept to him)
I'm considering renouncing my friendship with him because of this.[/QUOTE]
Why is he your friend if he's retarded?
[QUOTE=don818;20639007]Why is he your friend if he's retarded?[/QUOTE]
We can at least talk about some games together. I play Call of Duty, so does he. We share views on games. I play deep games and he is the type to play the easiest shoot'em up or say a game is the best ever because the girl has big boobs.
"How do I sli two radeon 3850's?"
facepalm
At least he didn't say "Can I CrossFire two i7's and get like an i14 or something?"
I just spent about 5 minutes talking to my dad, explaining to him what Mac and PC fanboys are.
When I was done explaining it to him, he asked "So they're basically just morons that think something
is better than everything else just because it was the first thing they used?"
I then proceeded to start up my computer to type this up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have mines to
disguise as pancakes. :downs:
[QUOTE=Pie_Lord;20641037]I just spent about 5 minutes talking to my dad, explaining to him what Mac and PC fanboys are.
When I was done explaining it to him, he asked "So they're basically just morons that think something
is better than everything else just because it was the first thing they used?"
I then proceeded to start up my computer to type this up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have mines to
disguise as pancakes. :downs:[/QUOTE]
To be honest, he's right.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20632927]Portal 2 is being ported to Mac.[/QUOTE]
Source is based entirely on cpp runtime libraries, how the hell would you pack all of the files and windows supported formats into a playable source game for the mac?
[QUOTE=Pie_Lord;20641037]Now if you'll excuse me, I have mines to
disguise as pancakes. :downs:[/QUOTE]
"What? W-Why are there pancakes all over the table?"
Also, its not just Portal 2 being ported, it is the entire Orangebox + L4D1/2.
[QUOTE=cyberwarrior;20641641]"What? W-Why are there pancakes all over the table?"
[B]Also, its not just Portal 2 being ported, it is the entire Orangebox + L4D1/2.[/B][/QUOTE]
Look at my post above yours.
[QUOTE=Magman77;20641661]Look at my post above yours.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm aware of what you posted. A couple of friends and I were pondering the same thing today...
[QUOTE=cyberwarrior;20641730]Yes, I'm aware of what you posted. A couple of friends and I were pondering the same thing today...[/QUOTE]
Woops. :downs:
Looks like we will have to wait and see how they pulled it off!
[QUOTE=cyberwarrior;20641776]Looks like we will have to wait and see how they pulled it off![/QUOTE]
I'm afraid too, they might go "LOOOL WE ARE SUPERIOR NAO BECUZ MACZ CAN NAO PLAY UR FAVORITXS GAMZ!".
OH FUCK, NOT CSS! WE DONT NEED MORE 12 YEAR OLDS AND MAC USERS FLAMING ON IT! :gonk:
/caps
Bring on the new cannon fodder I say!
Frankly, I was tired of the whole "Macs suck because they can't play games" argument. This is a refreshing change.
[QUOTE=cyberwarrior;20641854]Bring on the new cannon fodder I say!
Frankly, I was tired of the whole "Macs suck because they can't play games" argument. This is a refreshing change.[/QUOTE]
I like being able to say it, bu at least this is an excuse to finally make a new reason PCs are still ontop of the market.
I say, facepunch should have of system recognition. Mac Fanboys shall be kept in check in special fourms.
[QUOTE=acds;20632453]You should have kept arguing, it would have been worth detention.[/QUOTE]
Well, this happened years ago, but yeah, I should've kept going.
'What, how can I get a wireless signal?! I'm outside!'
My friend today. I laughed hard.
[QUOTE=Zocom;20642031]I say, facepunch should have of system recognition. Mac Fanboys shall be kept in check in special fourms.[/QUOTE]
i could understand a linux lover posting butthurt shit in here... but you... you should really just shut up while we're still laughing. spoiled brats thinking the world only turns after their dicks...
[QUOTE=Zocom;20642031]I say, facepunch should have of system recognition. [del]Mac[/del] [b]Biased[/b] fanboys [b]and people who can't tell the difference[/b] shall be kept in check in special fourms.[/QUOTE]
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also, I was honestly expecting a portal port to mac. SOMEONE had to gripe about the mac-like technology not being in the right place :v:
I'm a mac... and I'm a PC!
[img_thumb]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/123/c/d/SP_Portal_Sentry_Turret_by_mindsend.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Combine_turret_floor.jpg/150px-Combine_turret_floor.jpg[/img_thumb]
I just got back from a meeting with the chairman of the computer science department at my local university. Man, talking with someone who was computer literate was like a breath of fresh air.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;20647983].
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also, I was honestly expecting a portal port to mac. SOMEONE had to gripe about the mac-like technology not being in the right place :v:
I'm a mac... and I'm a PC!
[img_thumb]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/123/c/d/SP_Portal_Sentry_Turret_by_mindsend.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Combine_turret_floor.jpg/150px-Combine_turret_floor.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Needs to be the TF2 sentry since it's upgradeable.
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