• Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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A girl probably.
"My PC is better than your's because it's older, [b]and[/b] my dad built it at Microsoft." That's a small bit I have to pay back for the beginning of a thread de-rail. :saddowns: (don't reply to this post please)
[QUOTE=g2 4311;21080916]who would'nt?[/QUOTE] Computer illiterate people?
[QUOTE=Zemog;21080998]Computer illiterate people?[/QUOTE] correct answer
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[QUOTE=Zemog;21080407]People can be [B]this[/B] stupid tho': [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/RihMh.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's fake, the guy got the desk picture from google. He's a masterful troll though.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;21003231]I love how mac and apple are almost a religion.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Chris122990;21003291]More like a cult.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21004373]More like a [B]HERESY![/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=paul simon;21004489]More like a shitload of money. [editline]04:08AM[/editline] Out the window.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Chris122990;21005387][URL]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=252259[/URL] ^This dude is hilarious.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21005829]I wonder if he's stupid or just a bad troll.[/QUOTE] i don't get how it's acceptable for idiots like you all to troll about macs and make outbursts about shit you have nothing but a visual clue about. when a mac fanboy can't get a single leg to the ground in here. you induse the most insane moodswings i've ever had. i seem to constantly swap between raging like fuck, laughing like hell and shedding a tear at the irony off your own retarded anti-blind-fanboy fought with blind fanboyism based om myth and guesses. THIS is a prime example of what belongs in here. please stop it. you're not winning any wars, you're just providing laughs for people with abilities to see beyond their own nosetips. how useful is it to fight idiocy with idiocy? [editline]02:41AM[/editline] [QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;21075696]Way to backseat mod there, skip. I find Macs overly expensive; anyone know the reasoning behind it?[/QUOTE] no, could you contribute to this thread? i've just provided 7 quotes of the standart mindset that goes on to breed conservative politicians: "only the shit i liek works" could you all go be anti-mac morons in here: [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=899920[/URL] that's what we made that thread for. maybe we could get this trainwreck back on track? i think this post is a big contribution from many angles. the guys i quoted will get a kick out of a "mac fanboy" and those who agree will get a kick out of 7 raging idiots.
I contributed to this thread many times. I am about to again. I don't have the chatlogs, but both my brother and a friend of mine claim that Windows is perfect in every aspect. Same old thing you've seen on here, but I can't reason with people who aren't tech savvy. :gonk: God help me.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;21088352]-snip- [QUOTE=Chris122990;21005387][url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=252259[/url] ^This dude is hilarious.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21005829]I wonder if he's stupid or just a bad troll.[/QUOTE] -snap-[/QUOTE] For the record, those two quotes aren't really anti-mac retardedness since ph0ne actually is a troll. The rest of what you said I agree with.
Few months ago when I bought a game server from some GSP, me and my friend was playing on it running around spawning stuff etc, he notices the ping on the scoreboard, mine was about 15 and his was around 70 and he says, you only have that low ping because you own the server :S
[QUOTE=Roast Beast;21089098]For the record, those two quotes aren't really anti-mac retardedness since ph0ne actually is a troll. The rest of what you said I agree with.[/QUOTE]thank you. i was about to write an insane essay about how people behave like kindergarden kids on the internet and seem to loose any selfcontrol and sense of situation and tact. people seemt so eager to claim their right to speak their mind that they do not consider who they might offend or if it would be something they'd ever say in real life with the risk of a beating coming their way as a consequence. i hate the arrogance that's on this forum and i hate that the sane of us either need to talk all the dirtier and harsher to get through to rougue egoists or need to charm them into looking up to us. even the moderaters here behave like fucking baboons sometimes. call me old, but i'd like me some proper tact and tone here. people need to wake up and realize how out of order they are. ofcouese this is directed at more out of order incidents than this. [editline]03:54AM[/editline] [QUOTE=samwilki;21089229]Few months ago when I bought a game server from some GSP, me and my friend was playing on it running around spawning stuff etc, he notices the ping on the scoreboard, mine was about 15 and his was around 70 and he says, you only have that low ping because you own the server :S[/QUOTE] i have no idea what a GSP is and unless it's server renting i can assume you were LAN with the server and he's perfectly right but just worded it wrong?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;21089567]thank you. i was about to write an insane essay about how people behave like kindergarden kids on the internet and seem to loose any selfcontrol and sense of situation and tact. people seemt so eager to claim their right to speak their mind that they do not consider who they might offend or if it would be something they'd ever say in real life with the risk of a beating coming their way as a consequence. i hate the arrogance that's on this forum and i hate that the sane of us either need to talk all the dirtier and harsher to get through to rougue egoists or need to charm them into looking up to us. even the moderaters here behave like fucking baboons sometimes. call me old, but i'd like me some proper tact and tone here. people need to wake up and realize how out of order they are. ofcouese this is directed at more out of order incidents than this. [editline]03:54AM[/editline] i have no idea what a GSP is and unless it's server renting i can assume you were LAN with the server and he's perfectly right but just worded it wrong?[/QUOTE] Stop talking about people talking about macs. That mac discussion ended one page ago. And yes you are better then us all, please learn us your perfect ways. Yada.. yadda.
[QUOTE=taipan;21096272]Stop talking about people talking about macs. That mac discussion ended one page ago. And yes you are better then us all, please learn us your perfect ways. Yada.. yadda.[/QUOTE] that was not the point. i'm not perfect. i fail too. it's just annoying that this thread is mistaken for "let's show how fucking stupid we are and make assumptions about other systems and proceed to bash their users for what we just did" and that i think people turn into cocky fucks with no regard to other peoples feelings, situation or stance. such assholes should be put down, when that's done we could be allowed to communicate via this forum without an overabundand colorful use of curses and verbal shitrains to be heard. imagine that?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;21096724]that was not the point. i'm not perfect. i fail too. it's just annoying that this thread is mistaken for "let's show how fucking stupid we are and make assumptions about other systems and proceed to bash their users for what we just did" and that i think people turn into cocky fucks with no regard to other peoples feelings, situation or stance. such assholes should be put down, when that's done we could be allowed to communicate via this forum without an overabundand colorful use of curses and verbal shitrains to be heard. imagine that?[/QUOTE] It's funny because this and the other post you made above contain more vitriol than all of the mac hate posts put together. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_disinhibition_effect[/url] [editline]07:46PM[/editline] C'mon ... LETS RE-RAIL THIS THREAD
Bitching about people whining about macs is also not contributing. If you want to re-rail it, post content. Otherwise, go cry in a corner, you aren't being helpful. Anyways, the other day I was in Physics, learning some serious electronic shit. Then these guys in the back were yapping about something completely unrelated. I tune into their conversation to hear the gem "Yeah I need to get a new computer. Mine can only handle bits. It is not up to the byte protocol yet." [editline]04:25PM[/editline] This guy also earlier in the year was like "Macs are awesome because you put a dvd in the slot and it plays. You can't do that on Wondows (He pronounced it like that.)"
[quote=Guy Redonkulous is quoting]wondows[/quote] This made me hit my desk, going "SON OF A BITCH LOL" [b]EDIT:[/b] Content: My mom believes that looking at porn (no matter how safe the site) will make the hardware draw pictures of naked women on themselves...
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21101494]It's funny because this and the other post you made above contain more vitriol than all of the mac hate posts put together. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_disinhibition_effect[/URL] [editline]07:46PM[/editline] C'mon ... LETS RE-RAIL THIS THREAD[/QUOTE] so, the onlinebehavior with 0% respect is just about the same as that guy at the party that gets too much in and starts being obnoxious, grope people and swear at everyone beause he's cool. [quote][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Arcade_%28webcomic%29#John_Gabriel.27s_Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory"]John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory[/URL],[/quote] interesting. to bad a plague can't be put down. so, how do we counter this? fighting fire with fire only works when it's executed perfectly which is 1 in a hundred. /derail. commence rerailing... again.
Step Bro: MY INTERNET IS SLOW! Me: So? Theres nothing I can do about it, you're using wireless and you router sucks Step Bro: FINE! I'm just going to buy a new connection Me: You don't have enough money Step Bro: THEN PIRATE A CONNECTION FOR ME! Me: *facepalm*
[QUOTE=Pie_Lord;21105743]My mom believes that looking at porn (no matter how safe the site) will make the hardware draw pictures of naked women on themselves...[/QUOTE] Ow... my head hurts trying to understand this. [editline]10:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Janooba;21112422]Step Bro: FINE! I'm just going to buy a new connection Me: You don't have enough memory Step Bro: THEN PIRATE A CONNECTION FOR ME! Me: *facepalm*[/QUOTE] Memory = misspelling of money?
[QUOTE=Roast Beast;21112449]Ow... my head hurts trying to understand this. [editline]10:55PM[/editline] Memory = misspelling of money?[/QUOTE] Oops, thanks for catching that.
[QUOTE=Roast Beast;21112449]Ow... my head hurts trying to understand this. [editline]10:55PM[/editline] Memory = misspelling of money?[/QUOTE] 1. That's probably cause I'm "Hurrrr" 2. I only noticed that [b]after[/b] you pointed it out... Funny.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;21103520]Bitching about people whining about macs is also not contributing. If you want to re-rail it, post content. Otherwise, go cry in a corner, you aren't being helpful.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I don't know why I still read this thread. It ran out of steam somewhere during v2.
[QUOTE=Janooba;21112422]Step Bro: MY INTERNET IS SLOW! Me: So? Theres nothing I can do about it, you're using wireless and you router sucks Step Bro: FINE! I'm just going to buy a new connection Me: You don't have enough money Step Bro: THEN PIRATE A CONNECTION FOR ME! Me: *facepalm*[/QUOTE] You can hijack a connection. I was downloading a movie for a girlfriend of mine (lost in case you are wondering) First I had to explain to her that she would not have to hide the dvd from the police. Seconly i had to explain that she is doing the exact same thing which is just as illigal when she is downloading music from Limewire. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("We don't need to know that either you or your friends are pirates" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=taipan;21122300]-snip[/QUOTE] Better snip some parts of that.
[QUOTE=taipan;21122300]You can hijack a connection. I was downloading a movie for a girlfriend of mine (lost in case you are wondering) First I had to explain to her that she would not have to hide the dvd from the police. Seconly i had to explain that she is doing the exact same thing which is just as illigal when she is downloading music from Limewire.[/QUOTE] Quoted so no snipping.
[QUOTE=Chris122990;21128197]Quoted so no snipping.[/QUOTE] that's snitching my little unloved friend.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;21128302]that's snitching my little unloved friend.[/QUOTE] I don't see snitching as a bad thing unless ofcoarse the subject you're "snitching" about isn't worth spending time to report. [b]EDIT:[/B] Fuck, don't assasinate the page king.
My entire family seems to think that the monitor is the computer and the tower is just something you put the disks in.
:eng99: this thread makes me lose hope in humanity
[QUOTE=daijitsu;19906035]Most of the people who post in this topic (by this I mean the previous ones as well) can relate to that in one form or another. Everyone has retarded classmates, teachers, and family that think you're a pro because you know more than them, and that ends up in a surprising amount of cases leading into being called a hacker, either as a good thing or bad.[/QUOTE] This case has happened to me one too many times, because I learned how to bypass XPs admin controls a couple years back and install a couple of my games. Now every site they don't recognize is instantly a "hacker site". I finally snapped and told both my sister and mother off. I'm a bad child :crying:
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