• Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19923520][img]http://www.jjwei.com/images/PERC320DC_m.jpg[/img] Core i9[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.techxcess.com.pk/sha1/images/5850.jpg[/img] Pentium 4. :downs:
Ok that joke is getting old real fast.
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19936916][img_thumb]http://www.techxcess.com.pk/sha1/images/5850.jpg[/img_thumb] Pentium 4. :downs:[/QUOTE] You're doing it wrong, and it's not funny anymore.
Hoo hoo hoo hurr hurr hurr I was just doing my usual shit in school, making those BORING Excel calculations and stuff when my friend tells me he just downloaded porn to the computer. I said that he probably got 5000 viruses with it. 5 minutes before the class ended the server crashed and is still being fixed, after 5 fucking days. Most of the computers must be restarted 5 times for them to activate Windows correctly. Windows Explorer crashes the whole computer and those lucky ones that still have Netscape 7.1 (I kno rite) work somewhat allright. Oh, and the internet cuts off every single computer every 30 seconds. I have noticed that talking ALWAYS leads to trouble. Maybe it's why im so quiet nowadays.
HOW THE FUCK AM I LATE? ITS MY OWN POST. /idiots [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/143j90g.png[/IMG]
It was posted in the last thread.
not all of the fpers read it.... for Christ sake
"upgrading your ram gives you viruses" -teacher who thinks new laptops dont need charging also my fucking r key keeps fucking up :argh:
Did you know that getting more RAM makes your computer's firewalls go down? No....Why? Because it eats it's way to your BIOS That's a worm. It's a malware. Yeah. RAM is one. .....Fag.
[QUOTE=Thatanos;19938750]Did you know that getting more RAM makes your computer's firewalls go down? No....Why? Because it eats it's way to your BIOS That's a worm. It's a malware. Yeah. RAM is one. .....Fag.[/QUOTE] life is a bitch. :page3:
"Being the king of a page in any forum makes your keyboard act like it's submerged in water" "What are you on? Smells like bullshit, to me."
For High School career day, I was with CIO (Chief Information Officer) of our school's district one time and this girl asked him: "Have you ever considered switching the school computers to Macs?" Before the CIO said anything, I said out loud: "That is an incredibly idiotic question. Did it occur to you that not only are Macs stupid, but that there would be high replacement costs, and that there is no current need to replace the computers?" The CIO then just clapped at me.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;19939883]For High School career day, I was with CIO (Chief Information Officer) of our school's district one time and this girl asked him: "Have you ever considered switching the school computers to Macs?" Before the CIO said anything, I said out loud: "That is incredibly idiotic question. Did it occur to you that not only are Macs stupid, but that there would be high replacement costs, and that there is no current need to replace the computers?" The CIO then just clapped at me.[/QUOTE] You did well (and I'm not being sarcastic).
[QUOTE=gamerguy99;19928778]Stop right there, criminal scum! All your stolen internets are now forfeit![/QUOTE] *Resist arrest*
[QUOTE=Thatanos;19938750]Did you know that getting more RAM makes your computer's firewalls go down? No....Why? Because it eats it's way to your BIOS That's a worm. It's a malware. Yeah. RAM is one. .....Fag.[/QUOTE] is it malware if the intended purpose is to increase performance? :raise:
[QUOTE=Thatanos;19938750]Did you know that getting more RAM makes your computer's firewalls go down? No....Why? Because it eats it's way to your BIOS That's a worm. It's a malware. Yeah. RAM is one. .....Fag.[/QUOTE] That explains how DMA works :downs:
So, I'm at school after the final bell rings trying to fix the almost infinite problems with our grade's designated computers. One of the problems was that some idiot installed an adware program disguised as an antivirus onto one of the computer. So I'm in command prompt, scouting around the application data folder looking for a directory or such that may be associated with the program, when our social studies teacher came walking by and scolded me for destroying the 'operational systems' and tried to use a bunch of out of context technical terms to try to make herself look smart, when really it was, as aforementioned, out of context. I then proceeded to show her the command history, to which she said something along the lines of that if a program does not have a decent GUI interface to it, it's a hacking utility. Then I got banned from computer access for a month :downs:
[QUOTE=daijitsu;19940830]is it malware if the intended purpose is to increase performance? :raise:[/QUOTE] But he thought RAM was a malware that was accidentally put in every computer. Yeah, i don't get it either how accidental and every can be in the same sentence.
[QUOTE=Thatanos;19940886]But he thought RAM was a malware that was accidentally put in every computer. Yeah, i don't get it either how accidental and every can be in the same sentence.[/QUOTE] *Click click* "OH NOES MALWARE" :byodood:
[QUOTE=alecdude;19940873]...to which she said something along the lines of that if a program does not have a decent GUI interface to it, it's a hacking utility.[/QUOTE] classic from last thread- [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU[/media]
I once was brought up to the front of the class since my teacher didn't know how to log in to IE(He was typing in the password, but it wasn't showing up in the username/password box thingy.) I couldn't figure it out, but after study hall I remembered that you had to CLICK the box thingy and then type it in. Needless to say, I felt like a stupid asshole.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;19938652']also my fucking r key keeps fucking up :argh:[/QUOTE] Orly? Seems to be working fine from what I see.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;19941235]classic from last thread- [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU[/URL] [/QUOTE] Haha, that's rich. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0&feature=related[/media] Found this in related.
[QUOTE=Hikaru;19940980]*Click click* "OH NOES MALWARE" :byodood:[/QUOTE] more like "NO DONT PUT THAT STICK OF HARDWARE IN YOUR PC YOU WILL GIVE IT VIRUSES"
Oh, I just got one. I'm back&forth emailing customer support for my lcd tv/monitor and they keep telling me to put the resolution of my computer at 800x600. It's a wide-screen monitor and I keep telling them I want a wide screen resolution.
".BAT files are viruses"
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;19942509]".BAT files are viruses"[/QUOTE] Well they are!
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;19942509]".BAT files are viruses"[/QUOTE] Well they can be
[QUOTE=Kubi;19942191]Oh, I just got one. I'm back&forth emailing customer support for my lcd tv/monitor and they keep telling me to put the resolution of my computer at 800x600. It's a wide-screen monitor and I keep telling them I want a wide screen resolution.[/QUOTE] The fuck..?
"If you hold the reset button down for ten minutes then your computer can overheat"
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