Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3]
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SO true
I hate when you explain things, then they look at you with the "The fuck is he talking about, nerd" look :C
A few of my friends saw the new build I had a while back, and when they saw that the case had a window and a few LED lights, they both said "Whoa! Nice hard drive!".
:Dawkins102:
6 Gigs :smugdog:
4 gigs is plenty of RAM, turn that frown upside down! :smile:
"When you build a new computer, are you going to sell me the 3 gigaherz hard-drive or do I need the monitor for it to work"
I raged so hard
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;20000126]"When you build a new computer, are you going to sell me the 3 gigaherz hard-drive or do I need the monitor for it to work"
I raged so hard[/QUOTE]
My brain hurts trying to rationalize that statement.
One time on Left 4 Dead (The first one) I normally host with cheats and people who bitch either leave or constantly bitch get kicked by me. There was this one kid who wouldn't fucking quit and bitched that he was gonna report me to Valve and have me banned for what I was doing. I banned him and everyone laughed their asses off.
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Oh also not illiterate but still lulzy today in CAD the guy next to me and I were fucking around with the server capacity (Its a 250 gig drive and plain out sucks) it had 100 mb free and so we were fucking with it loading it with files than dumping them. At one point it just fucked up completely. Came back up and fucked some more. I hope we ruined someone's day.
[QUOTE=don818;20000441]Oh also not illiterate but still lulzy today in CAD the guy next to me and I were fucking around with the server capacity (Its a 250 gig drive and plain out sucks) it had 100 mb free and so we were fucking with it loading it with files than dumping them. At one point it just fucked up completely. Came back up and fucked some more. I hope we ruined someone's day.[/QUOTE]
You aren't a good person.
[QUOTE=don818;20000441]One time on Left 4 Dead (The first one) I normally host with cheats and people who bitch either leave or constantly bitch get kicked by me. There was this one kid who wouldn't fucking quit and bitched that he was gonna report me to Valve and have me banned for what I was doing. I banned him and everyone laughed their asses off.[/QUOTE]
back when I'd host a server for my friends, I left cheats on but didn't tell anyone, so whenever one of the random joiners would ask a stupid question or whatever, I'd turn on god mode, make my character (francis most of the time) laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh, then I'd set off the fire cheat and a molotov bursts into flames at my feet, as I continue to laugh and laugh and laugh.
then when the fire died, I wait a second, then make francis say "no".
Got accused of hacking and such twice for that, but it's my server anyways. They should have figured out from the name "Dai's Dedicated". :/
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20000576]You aren't a good person.[/QUOTE]
better than that asshole who deleted all the student files from their school network. Read the massive quote I left in the OP.
[QUOTE=LimEJET;19995783]Try REG QUERY HKLM /s and take a picture of their faces.
Preferably do COLOR 0A before that, and say you hacked the matrix...[/QUOTE]
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better than that asshole who deleted all the student files from their school network. Read the massive quote I left in the OP.[/QUOTE]
It's actually funny because a few days ago the school did that and didn't warn anyone. Everyone lost their stuff. But hell I do all my writing assignments on my personal laptop.
Well I was in my house when suddenly, our router turned off and of course, internet started failing and one of my mum's friends said "Google must be failing again!" :Dawkins102:
Guys the :Dawkins102: is becoming overused we need to slow down with it, its like every other post has it.
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And thats right, I just did use it.
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pretty colours...
Seriously, though, Why can't windows 6.x OS'es display the command prompt in full screen? I hate that...
Also, write a batch file that lists one registry key, changes colour and lists the next. I would do it, but I don't know what kind of FOR I would use...
I once met somebody who thought that Google owned Wikipedia.
I don't believe I've ever facepalmed so hard. I hate idiots who don't know what they are doing.
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(Playing Doom off my flash Drive)
Dick- WTF is that shit(looking at the game)
Me- Doom
dick- WELL dat shit is stupid and gay like you, MW2 is soooo much better.
me- I don't care
dick #2- Why do you play those dumb flash games, play Zombie assault 2 (addicting games flash game)
me- Go away (*I WANT TO KILL YOU*)
dick- (shuts off the computer) Lol you shouldn't play those dumb games.
me- :fuckoff:
A friend once called me a hacker for having Doom 2 on my flash drive.
Computer Illiterate: Yeah, I know what a CPU is, central processing unit!
Me: Oh, so you do know about them.
Computer Illiterate: I built my own computer a few years ago.
Me: Really? Specs?
Computer Illiterate: 32 GB of RAM.
Me: Hah, good one.
Computer Illiterate: No, really.
He really did. Oh, he was talking about DDR3 and he built YEARS go.
Computer Illiterate: Yeah, I know what a CPU is, central processing unit!
Me: Oh, so you do know about them.
Computer Illiterate: I built my own computer a few years ago.
Me: Really? Specs?
Computer Illiterate: 32 GB of RAM.
Me: Hah, good one.
Computer Illiterate: No, really.
He really did. Oh, he was talking about DDR3 and he built YEARS go.
I walked past some random guy explaining to some girl how she should build her computer, it was in my school hallway.
This is what I snapped up from it: "What's important is that the pieces fits together. You need a CPU that fits your motherboard, and a graphics card that fits your hard drive." When I heard that I slowly turned around. He looked at me and said, "what?".
I just looked on him and whispered: "No"
[QUOTE=john_frohman;19999377]My second pc has 512 mb.
My 3rd PC has 128 mb or less i dunno.[/QUOTE]
my third PC has 64 MB of ram
[QUOTE=Matte;19999451]My PC has 8MB.[/QUOTE]
my Macintosh Classic II has 2 mb :smug:
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;20005367]my Macintosh Classic II has 2 mb :smug:[/QUOTE]
You win.
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:smug:[/QUOTE]
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:smug::respek::smug:
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;20005367]my Macintosh Classic II has 2 mb :smug:[/QUOTE]
Mine had 1MB of RAM :smug::smug:
I have a friend who got a 5870 just to play pokemon ruby on virtualboy at 100 fps.
[QUOTE=gol4z03;20006101]I have a friend who got a 5870 just to play pokemon ruby on virtualboy at 100 fps.[/QUOTE]
He needs to crossfire two 5970s if he wants to get full AA. Remember that.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;20005711']You win.
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:smug::respek::smug:[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't sleep with electronic equipment that close to your bed. Especially that CRT monitor...
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[QUOTE=cyclocius;20006220]He needs to crossfire two 5970s if he wants to get full AA. Remember that.[/QUOTE]
VBA doesn't have AA.
Its texture filters and smoothers are a mean bunch, though, I mean you need over 9000 TiB of RAMs if you's gonna play dat fing.
[QUOTE=gol4z03;20006101]I have a friend who got a 5870 just to play pokemon ruby on virtualboy at 100 fps.[/QUOTE]
That's a valid reason.
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