• How big is your penis?
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[QUOTE=Bot02;24866214]You don't measure a length of an object in time...[/QUOTE] with penises you do. :D
why the fuck should i put the length of my dick here
8" I'm already prepared for my porn career early.
My penis: [img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/5540/mahdick.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=ScruffyMcpoodle;24865113]5 inches flatulent. 4 inches hard.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4756/faccccce.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Applecrap;24866509]My penis: [img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/5540/mahdick.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] sexy
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;24863924]1 lightyear, I fap with black holes :smug:[/QUOTE] If you measure 1 lightyear now, that's actually the length it was 1 year ago (measuring by the gravitational redshift of the light traveling from your penis) before it was ripped apart and crushed into the gravitational singularity. On a positive note, your penis was actually extended in spacetime due to tidal gravity- unfortunately it was ripped apart by that same force in an amount of time whose value is function of the inverse square of mass. ITT: Astrophysics and liars
5 inches and 2...sub inches?
1 chronological decade
[QUOTE=Koroshima;24866712]If you measure 1 lightyear now, that's actually the length it was 1 year ago (measuring by the gravitational redshift of the light traveling from your penis) before it was ripped apart and crushed into the gravitational singularity. On a positive note, your penis was actually extended in spacetime due to tidal gravity- unfortunately it was ripped apart by that same force in an amount of time whose value is function of the inverse square of mass. ITT: Astrophysics and liars[/QUOTE] bet you have a small dick
[QUOTE=ScruffyMcpoodle;24865113]5 inches flatulent. 4 inches hard.[/QUOTE] lol what
[QUOTE=Applecrap;24866509]My penis: [img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/5540/mahdick.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That is a really small dick(non photoshopped) in my opinion..
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;24866887]That is a really small dick(non photoshopped) in my opinion..[/QUOTE] yeah, i mean my dick is longer than that
Its good enough to please my girlfriend.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;24866749]bet you have a small dick[/QUOTE] It's so small I have to use quantum physics to measure myself erect
Mine is 1.21 [b]GIGAWATTS!![/b] [img]http://bladeordie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/docsg3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Bot02;24866214]You don't measure a length of an object in time...[/QUOTE] [quote]A light-year, also light year or lightyear, (symbol: ly) is a unit of length, equal to just under 10 trillion kilometres (i.e. 1016 metres). As defined by the International Astronomical Union (IAU), a light-year is the distance that light travels in a vacuum in one Julian year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightyear[/quote] What now.
6 inches!
It's huge. The first girl i had sex with cried because it was to big :smug:
I would guess 15 cm erect.
No idea.
152mm
[QUOTE=Bot02;24866214]You don't measure a length of an object in time...[/QUOTE] A lightyear is a measure of distance, not time, DIDN'T YOU EVER PLAY POKEMON?? Brock's assistance taught us that..
[QUOTE=DarkGog;24867729]A lightyear is a measure of distance, not time, DIDN'T YOU EVER PLAY POKEMON?? Brock's assistance taught us that..[/QUOTE] Already said so. [editline]12:00AM[/editline] Also, that mistake + explaination was made/given in yesterday's episode of "The big bank theory" :3:
[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;24859679]12 [B] Kilometers[/B][/QUOTE] That seems like it'd just be grossly inconvenient.
one kilogram
[QUOTE=mobrockers;24867738]Already said so. [editline]12:00AM[/editline] Also, that mistake + explaination was made/given in yesterday's episode of "The big bank theory" :3:[/QUOTE] Pokemon's reasoning was better than yours..
Last I checked (roughly 4 months ago) it was 5 inches, 2 cm's
Brb, Getting ruler. [editline]11:05PM[/editline] Getting tape measure... [editline]11:05PM[/editline] INDUSTRIAL tape measure...
8.5"
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