Ask a 17 year old dropout anything

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Carne;25294092]If you join the military, don't become one of the "drop out" stereotypes who go around and kill civilians.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much... don't go all "Private Pyle" on our asses

[Moose]

[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25294128]What made you think this would be a good idea for a thread?[/QUOTE]

Bandwagon.

I'll /try/ not to kill civilians.

Emphasis on try because of the danger that's also presented to me that one of those 'civilians' might not be so 'civil'.

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Moose;25294286]Bandwagon.

I'll /try/ not to kill civilians.

Emphasis on try because of the danger that's also presented to me that one of those 'civilians' might not be so 'civil'.[/QUOTE]
You know... [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai"]samurais[/URL] felt they had absolutely nothing in common with the rest of the population, except with other samurais and of course, to his retainer.
If some peasant wanted to talk to one, they would ignore him completely, as if they were nothing.

My point is, if you're serious about joining the military, know that you will never be like any of us anymore... if some punk-ass kid is not so 'civil' towards you, just do what a Samurai would do and ignore him completely...
Of course, there were other Samurais who acted differently, but that's another thing

[Moose]

I'm talking about if some whack raghead extremist has a bomb strapped under their man-skirt, not some punk ass gweedo fuck that wears a wife-beater.

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Moose;25294849]I'm talking about if some whack raghead extremist has a bomb strapped under their man-skirt, not some punk ass gweedo fuck that wears a wife-beater.[/QUOTE]
Oh ok. Hopefully you won't run into any of those nutjobs.

The whole samurai way of thinking still applies, nonetheless...

[Van.]

Why did you ruin career [U]OP[/U]portunity's

[da_maul]

[QUOTE=Duckie;25292670]3 threads, 3 FUCKING THREADS![/QUOTE]

they folowed me and i was copying somthing a saw a few years back

i was being somewhat origonal

[LookRat]

do you play with your butthole

[ketchup]

Can't join the army without finishing high school lol

[da_maul]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25294593] samurais [/QUOTE]

the pulural of samurai is samurai

for example:yo dont say:send in the infantry[B]s[/B]

you say:send in the infantry

[editline]10:49PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=ketchup;25301857]Can't join the army without finishing high school lol[/QUOTE]

i do belive you meen air force

[Joppu]

Do you consider yourself to be a hikikomori?

[Moose]

No I didn't ruin my career opportunities, no I'm not your father Brad, and no I'm not an anti-social fuckhead I'm just a cynical asshole.

[Van.]

Good for you

[LookRat]

You are a liar. You have your head in there and that is counted as 'playing'.

[Moose]

Whoever taught you about sex needs to get stabbed in the fucking groin.

[Me8722]

Are you considering going back to the school and getting a job as a janitor?

[Moose]

Only if I get my dick blown by the kinky middle-aged teachers.

[Maw'D]

So i herd u liek mudkips, is this tru?

Okay Real Question, Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Moose]

????????????????

To kick the mudkip in the fucking face

[Maw'D]

To be Or Not to Be?

[Moose]

I Dont Know Let Me Type Like This And Reflect A Moment So I Can Give You An Answer

[Linkage]

Gonna have to stop smoking that weed if you wanna join the Army, son.

[Moose]

well shit, you got me there

[Linkage]

[QUOTE=Moose;25305123]well shit, you got me there[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming you're in the US. I only mention about the weed because during my application for the Army here in Australia I was piss tested (passed), so I assume it'd be the same procedure over there.

[-ZeeBo-]

[QUOTE=Moose;25292767]I have a legit attention span problem, which caused me to fail academically since the second grade, provided I didn't see the point in the educational system itself besides working towards a grand career.

Never appealed to me, I was very social though and fucked around too much up until high school where I got caught smoking weed in the parking lot.

Skipped alot of classes afterwards during Freshman year, then entirely gave up during Sophomore year and said 'fuck it' and started going to community college.[/QUOTE]

Wow, you're so fucking hip.

[benos]

Why you make this thread?

[Snapzies]

How does it feel knowing I'm graduating in December, and I'm 17.

[MintyMginty]

This is glorified Formspring.

[Patrick]

[QUOTE=Moose;25292857]I'm starting a military career in the US Army, thinking about going to a recruiter and getting a position as a 19K (M1 Abrams tank crewman) and if I don't get killed in afghanistan or some awful shit like paralysis down to my waist, then I'll take the money and apply it towards getting a better education.

Either that or I'll be a total asshole and work for DynCorp (Security contracting)

inb4 'life isnt mw2 u dumb kid'[/QUOTE]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, what does that mean in NATO phonetic alphabet?

[editline]12:32AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Snapzies;25305329]How does it feel knowing I'm graduating in December, and I'm 17.[/QUOTE]

I'm 17 and I got one more year. I don't know if I'm passing ancient history because I didn't hand in the last assessment. I'm probably going to drop it since it was worth about 30% of my yearly mark.

[Linkage]

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;25305550]Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, what does that mean in NATO phonetic alphabet?

[/QUOTE]

Tell me you're not serious.