Fart on his dick as a tradition. Then head through the tunnel.
GO DENNIS
Go down tunnel, see that it reveals a nest of wizards in hiding.
[QUOTE=Kaelazun;33093827]Fart on his dick as a tradition. Then head through the tunnel.[/QUOTE]
[T]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1022.png[/T]
You perform the foul deed upon the corpse.
[T]http://filesmelt.com/dl/11127.png[/T]
You move down the tunnel, eventually you find a man standing on a ledge.
He is crying.
As he notices you he asks you to help him down.
What do ye do?
Tell him to jump so you can catch him.
The adventurer has to do something good for once.
Climb up to him and push him off
It doesn't look that high, so if he survives kill him then fart on his dick
Help him down. Then become allies with him and slay any foe you meet. If he becomes a bother, kill the peasant and fart on his balls.
call for bears
Keep him and call him Jake the dog
Pull out a shotgun from nowhere and blast the fellow to smithereens.
Help him down, but guilt him into indentured servitude for helping him.
Op is not here. Someone continue the drawing.
put shoe on head
(didn't find any agrees, so i'll just pick a random one)
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;33095777]Climb up to him and push him off
It doesn't look that high, so if he survives kill him then fart on his dick[/QUOTE]
[T]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1279.png[/T]
You climb up easily, then you push the man off.
He falls and breaks both his legs.
He is shouting a lot now.
What do ye do?
Tell him to get his legs repaired he must be your servant
You hear a bear coming your way.
Tie up the fallen man's hands and feet.
Hide behind the rock and observe.
Take out sword, jump off the hill and make sure you land your sword in the guy with the broken legs to silence him forever
Cut off his legs and replace them with table legs. Then fart on his dick.
Ask where his sister is.
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Then fart on his dick.
Ask where his sister is, go to there riding a bear
You will start a fire, rip off his legs, put them on the fire and start craving his legs.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33097127]Op is not here. Someone continue the drawing.[/QUOTE]
This
[QUOTE=Kaelazun;33102747]You hear a bear coming your way.
Tie up the fallen man's hands and feet.
Hide behind the rock and observe.[/QUOTE]
Don't think you need to tie him up when [i]both his legs are broken[/i]
[img]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3066/23108730.png[/img]
Alas! The cacophonous complaints of the peasant has awakened an ursine fiend!
[img]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3650/86274317.png[/img]
The very thought of such a beast casts fear into the heart of our fair hero, see his face!
It seems time is short for the peasant. What will you do?
Go to the tavern.
Save the Peasant by slaying the bear;
demand the location of his sister in return.
Find a sack of midgets and beat the bear to death with it.
[QUOTE=Smas;33107411]Save the Peasant by slaying the bear;
demand the location of his sister in return.[/QUOTE]
Are you certain? A bear is a very fearsome foe. I mean just look at it.
[img]http://oi44.tinypic.com/j9n6ls.jpg[/img]
Goodness that is one angry ursine!
Feed the bear the Peasant's now deceased brother, in order to protect his living sibling from further harm.
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