I think we should let the OP do the drawing, even if it takes hours to progress the story...
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;33106119]Don't think you need to tie him up when [i]both his legs are broken[/i][/QUOTE]
Broken? Sounds lethal. He must tie his legs two times just to be sure.
[QUOTE=BrQ;33109122]Throw sword at it[/QUOTE]
Nay! No foe shall claim my rightful kill!
[B]KNIGHTLY THROW!!![/B]
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I can hardly believe that actually worked. The beast is dead. Now what?
[quote=Kaelazun]I think we should let the OP do the drawing, even if it takes hours to progress the story...[/quote]
Just providing filler until his return.
Pull out the Sword out of the bear like a bad-ass and then snap the man legs back in place.
[QUOTE=Cookie53;33113571]Pull out the Sword out of the bear like a bad-ass and then snap the man legs back in place.[/QUOTE]
You leap down from yonder rock perch, grasping your sword and placing your boot upon the beasts head...
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and...
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The peasant seems less than impressed. He asks if you are going to mend his broken bones.
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You comply, gallantly leaping in to break him back to health with your cold steel boots.
You should bring him back to health by leaping on his head.
Now after you Painfully break more of the peasant's bones, uh i mean heal him, Use the bear corpse to upgrade your sword.
[QUOTE=Cookie53;33114480]Now after you Painfully break more of the peasant's bones, uh i mean heal him, Use the bear corpse to upgrade your sword.[/QUOTE]
After several minutes of gratutious foot-administered medicine, you examine your patient.
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Gross...eth.
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You rummage through the copse of the bear in order to 'upgrade' your sword some how.
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Within the viscera you find: 2 gold coins, a copper coin, a MYSTERIOUS GEM, and what is hopefully a piece of string and not a tapeworm.
Drool needs to work on this some more.
Examine the mysterious gem as you chew on the string/worm for nutrients.
Fashion a pelt out of the dead bear and name it "Thou Mother's Backhairs"
Consume the taperope, hopefully it grants you knightly powers!
Then fart of the dick of both the man and bear, as is custom in your land, giving you +5 xp.
I'll draw some more when I get back from classes later on.
Smash the Gem into the base of your sword, something bound to happen, while that loot the brother and the other dead peasant and go back to the bar and get drunk.
[QUOTE=TAU!;33115533]
Examine the mysterious gem as you chew on the string/worm for nutrients.[/QUOTE]
You attempt to devour the string/worm for sustenance only to realize you have no way to eat with your knightly helm on.
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You stick it in your eye hole just to be sure.
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It crawls its way into your helm and down your mouth anyway. Hmph, guess it was a worm after all.
[QUOTE=cookie53]Smash the Gem into the base of your sword, something bound to happen, while that loot the brother and the other dead peasant and go back to the bar and get drunk. [/quote]
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You ready the MYSTERIOUS GEM in an attempt to imbue your sword with whatever properties the gem holds through blunt force.
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Oh! It clicks in nicely. Oh my! What is this?
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Your sword glows with a mystical light! If only you had paid attention in your schooling days, then perhaps you may have been able to identify the nature of this marvel.
You consider leaving the dungeon in pursuit of wenches and ale. Do you wish to leave without proving your might through heroic deeds?
Test the sword on the bears corpse, maybe it will do something good, like shoot projectiles.
Eat the sword. Then wait untill you poop it out.
[QUOTE=Erphon;33120464]Eat the sword. Then wait untill you poop it out.[/QUOTE]
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I can't fit my sword through my visor! Also that sounds painful.
[quote=cookie53]Test the sword on the bears corpse, maybe it will do something good, like shoot projectiles. [/quote]
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You agress the deceased bear in an attempt to summon the powers of your MAGICAL SWORD.
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The sword's energy surrounds the corpse of the bear. Truly these effects are incredible! You also feel as though you are being watched for a moment.
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The corpse disappears with a [B]ZOT[/B] and the energy dies down.
Shall we explore further into the dungeon or shall we do something else?
'ZOT' the head of the corpse next to you.
Head in to the Dungeon in search for loot and better equipment.
Look around to make sure there isn't anybody around.
What happened to Drool, anyway?
Mount peasant's head on shield, find more loot further in the dungeon.
[QUOTE=Cookie53;33123090]Head in to the Dungeon in search for loot and better equipment.[/QUOTE]
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[B]"ONWARDS! TO DEATH AND/OR GLORY!"[/B]
You proceed deeper into the dungeon.
Throw shield down stairs, ride like a snow board.
Perform a "Spot Check".
Wait, nevermind, the guy above me has the right idea.
[QUOTE=mooman1080;33125438]Throw shield down stairs, ride like a snow board.[/QUOTE]
What he said, but slash anything that's infront of you, also if you find a bow equip it next to your silly sword, so that the next time you do that, your not completely defenseless from afar.
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You are now a young level one practitioner of the mystic arts. You recently abandoned your local arcane community college in favor of adventuring. Now you have just witnesses your first incredible act of bravery from a [I]real[/I] adventurer... from behind a boulder. Before you could speak up, the adventurer dashed down the stairs as fast as he could. Nice job, wandstroker.
All you have on your person are your shitty robes, your trusty spell book, and your magic wand.
What was your name again?
Poipwand.
Generic Spell Caster.
[QUOTE=mooman1080;33125438]Throw shield down stairs, ride like a snow board.[/QUOTE]
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[B]CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK...[/B]
Trip and fall while simultaneously breaking every bone nay your left little finger.
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