Blake Tridod(wizard), Go down the stairs with the adventure, while that, warrior shoot your sword at anything that looks dangerous.
[QUOTE=kaine123;33126422]Trip and fall while simultaneously breaking every bone nay your left little finger.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://oi44.tinypic.com/au8b44.jpg[/img]
Ye gods! It doth keep occurring, brother!
[quote=Cookie53]Blake Tridod(wizard), Go down the stairs with the adventure, while that, warrior shoot your sword at anything that looks dangerous. [/quote]
[img]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3959/58093345.png[/img]
Ah, that's it! You are [B]BLAKE TRIDOD[/B], a most suitable name for one of your position. You decide to pursue the gallant adventurer down the stairs. It already sounds like he is in a battle as we speak!
Well what are you standing there for Blake? Go down there and use your spells on shit.
[QUOTE=Cookie53;33128125]Well what are you standing there for Blake?...[/QUOTE]
Blake makes his way down the staircase. After what feels like ages he come upon this:
[img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4664/39143643.png[/img]
This appears nothing less than painful. Blake is slightly less enthused about his prospective companion.
[QUOTE=Cookie53]...Go down there and use your spells on shit.[/QUOTE]
Fortunately you keep a wide variety of spells within your copy of the "[I]Ye Olde Tome[/I]" series.
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9458/81630781.png[/img]
Everyone else thought you were a fool to go all out and spend your all your scholarship gold on the fancy lettering edition. You sure showed them.
It is also convenient you are in the possession of a MAGICAL WAND, as most spells in the book require it or something similar.
Did you want to cast something?
Summon a bucket of water; splash it on the Hero's face.
Well read through the book and find a few spells for combat, keep that page open so that you don't have to flip through it to find the combat spell again. Ok warrior lets call you Rike Reathers, Get up and accept the wizard as a partner.
Summon wenches.
Summon a humpback whale!
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;33126782]You are [B]BLAKE[/B] TRIDOD, a most suitable name for one of your position. You decide to pursue the gallant adventurer down the stairs. It already sounds like he is in a battle as we speak![/QUOTE]
Haven't seen that first name muttered 'round anywhere in eons - such an uncommon name, yet a nice one at the same time. [sp]I bring this up because THAT, fellows, would be my bloody name, too! :D[/sp]
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;33129288]Summon wenches.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8539/29af.png[/img]
If I or any wizard could get wenches do you think we would dress like this?
[quote=smas]Summon a bucket of water; splash it on the Hero's face. [/quote]
[img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2424/60192369.png[/img]
Now that sounds easy enough. Let's see... Ah! This looks promising! A summoning spell to the elemental plane of buckets of water.
[img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6560/99267576.png[/img]
[img]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6784/32429826.png[/img]
Aaaaand here we go. Oh man he's gonna be so grateful for this!
[img]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5948/93907608.png[/img]
W-w-what!? Where's the water!?
[img]http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2079/32062336.png[/img]
Oh...there it is...
[img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3096/47751508.png[/img]
Note to self: never summon from the elemental plane of buckets of water when the plane itself is in the middle of winter.
Well... at least he's awake... Oh dear...
You and wizard get along, through that door, Wizard watch his back.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;33126782][img]http://oi44.tinypic.com/au8b44.jpg[/img]
Ye gods! It doth keep occurring, brother![/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/4c/4cd85ff51b1a75611916578c946eedb60aa9af48_full.jpg[/img]
Greet the Knight. Make sure he doesn't lop off your head.
Summon the "You Are a Tiger." To heal the night with his powers.
Releaseth a sorcerers flatulence on the genitalia of the hero.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;33135044]Releaseth a sorcerers flatulence on the genitalia of the hero.[/QUOTE]
Indeed this. This is the proper way to greet a hero of his stature.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;33134219]Greet the Knight. Make sure he doesn't lop off your head.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;33135044]Releaseth a sorcerers flatulence on the genitalia of the hero.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Smas;33135103]Indeed this.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7972/64206798.png[/img]
You are Blake Tridod. After rather rudely awakening the adventurer, you decide to greet him in the only way you know how.
You spread your cheeks wide and release a mighty apology [B]POOT[/B] into his face (which is the next best thing after his loin area).
You are the Adventurer. You are cold, wet, and covered in broken ice. It feels as though nearly every bone in your body is broken. You awaken to find some sod in a bathrobe victory-farting in your face.
How would you like to respond to this most flatulent statement?
fart on his penis
Gather up the pieces of ice. Put them down his robe.
Engage in Fisticuffs.
If you somehow win, have him heal you.
Shove your magical sword up the wizards bottoms. Then tell him to enchant it out of there and leave.
[QUOTE=Smas;33135844]Engage in Fisticuffs.[/QUOTE]
You decide to settle this misunderstanding with some civil discourse.
[quote=Shane Alvarado]Gather up the pieces of ice. Put them down his robe.[/quote]
[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8899/40432279.png[/img]
You take several shards of the stuff and toss it down his robes.
"[B]Speak the words![/B]"
"[B]U-u-uncle![/B]"
[quote=C:\]fart on his penis [/quote]
You fling him to the ground and fart on his dick, as is custom. He sobs softly to himself. The robed one is defeated.
Your lust for battle is sated.
What shall you do now?
Make Blake join your party. It's obligatory. Together, go investigate the odd stone thing in the distance.
Turn his hat inside out, pull that motherfucking lever LIKE A BOSS.
Not just normally, but LIKE A BOOOOSSSSSSSSSS.
Find a busty wench and have a kinky lovemaking session.
[QUOTE=John Egbert;33138271]Find a busty wench and have a kinky lovemaking session.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4975/16484113.png[/img]
Hmm...
[img]http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2046/15355049.png[/img]
[B]HMMMMM....[/B]
[img]http://oi43.tinypic.com/2s8ob2r.jpg[/img]
[B]YE GODS NAY! MAKE THE BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY! MY MIND NEEDS CLEANSING! AUUGHH!![/B]
[QUOTE=Shane Alvarado;33138101]Make Blake join your party. It's obligatory. Together, go investigate the odd stone thing in the distance.[/QUOTE]
were [B]DOIN[/B] this bro
[img]http://oi44.tinypic.com/k2nwck.jpg[/img]
were making this [B]HAPPEN[/B]!
[img]http://oi44.tinypic.com/e84u47.jpg[/img]
[B]BROS4LYFE[/B]
You both make your way over to the lever...
Pull the Lever Adventurer, Blake prepare a defense spell like Vine shield.
punch the lever right in the dick
[QUOTE=Cookie53;33140615]Pull the Lever Adventurer, Blake prepare a defense spell like Vine shield.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=salmonmarine;33141202]punch the lever right in the dick[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8676/66988126.png[/img]
[I]"THAT BE A LEVER, ALRIGHT."
"So...art thou going to pull it?"
"NAY. I SHALL PUNCH IT. IN THE DICK. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS."
"Quite...I'm going to have a look through my spell book perchance evil rears its slimy head."
"AYE. I SHALL BE HERE. WAITING. EVER-VIGILANT."[/I]
You take a step back and whip out your spell book. You leaf through a few hundred pages before stumbling upon this:
[img]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7662/34737598.png[/img]
It is a spell called [B]BLINK[/B]. Would you like to memorize this spell for future reference? Would you like to test it before the adventurer does something stupid?
Blake --> Test the spell out.
Adventurer --> Realize a proper name for yourself before punching the lever in the dick.
Flip through the pages more, blink doesn't protect you both you know.
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