Adventurer - Have a quick dance to limber up for dick kicking
Blake - cast spell in a generically heroically wizardly pose.
Find a new spell that allows you to fart [B]through[/B] your dick.
These are all really good suggestions. I'll get to work on them in the morning, the GIFs take a little longer than the pictures do so bear with me. I've apparently drawn over 50 pictures for this thread so far. Not bad.
[QUOTE=kaine123;33144802]Find a new spell that allows you to fart [B]through[/B] your dick.[/QUOTE]
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How truly vile!.....Perhaps later...
[QUOTE=mooman1080;33143807]Blake - cast spell in a generically heroically wizardly pose.[/QUOTE]
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Alas, I am not worthy of such a stance. Perhaps soon that time may come. Now, how does one pronounce this rune?
[QUOTE=John Egbert;33143354]Blake --> Test the spell out.[/QUOTE]
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[B]BLAKE[/B] speaks the words of power and casts [B]BLINK[/B] upon himself.
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Hm. Well this is not [I]quite[/I] what you expected. Perhaps you missed a step somewhere.
[QUOTE=mooman1080;33143807]Adventurer - Have a quick dance to limber up for dick kicking.[/QUOTE]
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It's saturday. You think you are a knight. You have a fever. And the only cure is [B]DANCE[/B]!
You are now as limber as fuck and are prepared to deliver a dick kick of the highest magnitude.
>Adventurer: Stop dancing and pull lever.
Adventurer: Break the lever and use it as a disco tool
Blake: Use your "Blink"ing powers to scare the Adventurer.
Adventurer: Break off the lever and ram it 'yer ass
[QUOTE=Smas;33153494]Blake: Use your "Blink"ing powers to scare the Adventurer.[/QUOTE]
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[I]Scaring him might be a little difficult. He seems...um...preoccupied...[/I]
[QUOTE=nmagain;33153051]>Adventurer: Stop dancing and pull lever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Liem;33153098]Adventurer: Break the lever and use it as a disco tool[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33154361]Adventurer: Break off the lever and ram it 'yer ass[/QUOTE]
The adventurer grabs the lever in a very cathartic manner.
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[B]"[I]MOTHER!!! WHY DID YOU NEVER LOVE ME?!?! AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHHH!!![/I]"[/B]
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Unsurprisingly, the stone lever breaks apart into the 'on' position. You can make out a deep rumbling coming from the wall behind you.
Adventurer:Check the wall, With a Stethascope
Blake:Summon a creeper
Go up to the wall and kick it.
Adventurer; You should split up (from the wizard) and search for clues.
>Adventurer: Use lever as shared dildo between you & Blake, thus creating a homosexual orgy...
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33156341]Go up to the wall and kick it.[/QUOTE]
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The adventurer runs off crying, clutching part of a stone lever. Blake releases the BLINK spell on himself and looks at the wall. A thin outline of a door and keyhole appear in the stone. Clearly the lever has triggered its ability to be seen. A kick from BLAKE only results in a stubbed toe. Perhaps there is a means of opening it somewhere in this room?
>Realize that the Adventurer has inadvertently released the dragons upon your home, Skyrim.
Maybe have Blake try to find a magnetizing spell which would make it easier to find a metal key. Unless there's a keyhole there for some reason, but it's not opened by a key, as the key is only implied and not directly referred to.
Blake - Jam hat in key hole, attempt to kick door in dick.
[QUOTE=Shane Alvarado;33160841]Maybe have Blake try to find a magnetizing spell which would make it easier to find a metal key. Unless there's a keyhole there for some reason, but it's not opened by a key, as the key is only implied and not directly referred to.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mooman1080;33161143]Blake - Jam hat in key hole, attempt to kick door in dick.[/QUOTE]
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You try a variety of common spells and blunt methods, all of which yield no results. Your intuition tells you that this door, if it even is a door, has been sealed with a powerful enchantment. Locating, translating, and unbinding the runes holding the door shut could take weeks - time you certainly do not have. You only have a few days before the [B]GREAT BIG SCARY EVIL THING[/B] awakens to wreak havoc upon the mortal world once more. It is up to you, a wizard of lowly stature, to give your life in the pursuit of defeating evil wherever it should rise. You are sure that your companion must share a similar quest.
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If only there were [B]something else[/B] in the room for you to [B]investigate[/B].
Investigate the adventurer
rape yourself
Try that Seeming odd Chest, maybe it has shiny things for you to put stuff in,Adventure Quit Throwing a big mother fucking hissey fit and ram the door with the keyhole with your glowly pew pew sword.
Investigate the pile of menacing-looking boxes in the corner.
Fap furiously.
Punch through the computer screen and break the 4th wall.
Fart on wall.
Just check the damn wooden door back there.
Sorry guys, busy week, not going to be able to work on this for ages. Someone else can take over if they're willing to.
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