ok, so I set up a fake facebook profile... - General

Tell everyone privately that you feel like you can trust that person, that you can tell them more like secret stuff, then tell them you're gay

FRIEND ZONE THEM ALL

Tell them you're a female

The link is dead

one is on phone with me right now, WHAT DO

[QUOTE=krazipanda;32174170]because almost all of my conversations start with "so sad, my BF left me" with one of em, i said "i know that feeling, ever since michael left me i feel so sad :(" [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] link to profile: [url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002879428072[/url] [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] how do i send a log of texts i have made? also, gonna ask again how i can record phone conversations.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure I saw that profile on my friend's friend's list thing earlier. Sweet Jesus.

If you can, get a fake JB webcam gif, set up a webcam session and tell them to go to your stream. Record your gif with manycam or something like that. Then, try and get them to do funny shit on webcam. For example, a Facepunch friend of mine set up one of these fake JB streams and got one of them to balance shoes on her head.

ooh god i must try this. OOH GOD!!! SHE THINKS I KILLED MYSELF!! SHE IS SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING!! ooh wait lol i dont give a fuck

Really?

Did you record it?

Did you record anything? :(

no, i asked in the op.... PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO RECORD

[QUOTE=krazipanda;32188646]no, i asked in the op.... PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO RECORD[/QUOTE] If you're gonna record in person, use a video camera. If you wanna record off your computer, use Manycam.

Tell them you want to meet them at a specific location by where you live. Go there laugh and take photos.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32188752]If you're gonna record in person, use a video camera. If you wanna record off your computer, use Manycam.[/QUOTE] how could i record it on my computer. its on my phone.

[QUOTE=krazipanda;32189002]how could i record it on my computer. its on my phone.[/QUOTE] Okay, get a video camera, put the phone to speaker and record.

If you have an iPhone you can record it with the apple headphones. You should also be able to do so on a Blackberry if you have headphones with a mic.

setting this next one up to think that i'm breaking up with selena, and she isn't taking it to well (ergo, next phone call she will "shoot" me)

what's the fake name?

link is a few posts down. gonna put it in the OP

ok, have another completely set up for a "bang"

Added you on facebook. maximum lulz!

oh god, this is genius

please direct all calls to me i can handle this lt.leo pro troll here [editline]9th September 2011[/editline] and fapper to teenage girls

i will legitimately redirect a few to you. pm me your phone number

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[QUOTE=8=========D;32207791]Puppy[/QUOTE]' what

[QUOTE=8=========D;32207791]Puppy[/QUOTE] Based on your username and ammount of posts. And your stupid ass posts. Facepunch IS NOT for you bro.

[QUOTE=wilolato;32208372]Based on your username and ammount of posts. And your stupid ass posts. Facepunch IS NOT for you bro.[/QUOTE] Judging by your youtube videos and ammount of posts, which are mostly stupid ass posts...well lets jsut say FACEPUNCH ISN'T FOR YOU EITHER.

I find it very hard to believe until you get some screencaps, recordings, or even just copy and pasting a chat log.