If your username was a book, what would it be about?
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uhhh..robots i guess?
The baddest cats in history with the name Ian.
A book about hell coming to earth.
[sp]It probably wouldn't end well[/sp]
A deep emotional story spanning several books about a colored oboe and its dog.
A story about an upperclass white kid who thinks he's gangsta
Probably some shitty fanfic about a lonely absol and how he overcomes his fear of people and falls in love or some crap like that
A How-to guide of how to create various, stylish, tin foil hats just in case people can read your mind.
Dumb 12 year olds saying
"pwn3d n00b scrub get on my level 360 noscope"
Something about a police constable
A Classic Pie Cooking recipe book.
The life and adventures of your general Call of Duty player
...
A skunk named Skunky?
"How to Successfully whiz yourself"
wizU
About a spy that is to drunk to operate, but some how gets the job done, usually indirectly.
[b][i]Kartoffel: The touching story of a lonely spud and the girl who loved him (and his flavor)![/b][/i]
Some guy opens up a taco store called macotaco, nothing is going well until a secret ingredient is added, suddenly sales increase and the place becomes successful, but why is the man keeping the secret all to himself? what is making him want to keep the secret away from the world?
A detective is payed to figure out why, but he ends up biting more off than he can chew once he finds out why...
A book on society and everyone's duty to uphold it. The citizens represents the gears in a larger working machine.
loljk its a crossover fic starring soap mactavish and marcus fenix
microbiology
Life of a gamer... ?
33 bowls of dog food.
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A killa of dragons
It would be about a man with a fetish for ponies and Twizzlers.
It would be a book about rocks and the letter O.
Or a detailed childrens book about Rocko's Modern Life.
how to duck
Uncool celebrities/people
robots.
The half-life and death of a concerned citizen named Gordon Frohman.
It would be an action/thriller.
Life used to be simple for Jerome Storm, retired secret agent turned meteorologist. That is, until the day he received a generous cash offer from a masked stranger, in return for reporting incorrect forecasts to a multinational shipping corporation. Jerome, being a man of substance refused, remembering the oaths he swore when he was initiated into the brotherhood of weathermen (to never knowingly report incorrect weather and never get caught flipping off the anchorman on live TV). The shady messenger departs and the matter appears to be closed.
On returning home, he discovers that his wife, children and trusty pet clown have been mercilessly slaughtered. He swears revenge!
They took everything he held dear, his life is over. Jerome Storm is no more, he is now...
Storm Force
Time to take names, get answers, kick ass and spout weather-related one-liners.
If they won't come quietly, he'll bring them in by Force.
Probably about what makes an asteroid an asteroid.
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