Corrupt a wish game - General

[QUOTE=NateDude;22491358]Granted, The cake is vanilla! (Dun dun duun.) I wish the thread was renamed[/QUOTE] sure

It is, but the difference is the addition of - I wish for a wish that wishes wishes that wishes for wishes

paradox.. I wish I had loads of money.

[QUOTE=Predator8193;22497348]paradox.. I wish I had loads of money.[/QUOTE] Granted, but the money is all fake. I wish that I could go inside any TV or video game and be a part of that tv show / video game.

[QUOTE=PivotDJ;22497409]Granted, but the money is all fake. I wish that I could go inside any TV or video game and be a part of that tv show / video game.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you end up being the subject of the Worf Effect, or, on Mythbusters, you are Buster. I wish I knew everything about C++.

Granted, but there is no longer a C++ I wish I had some weed.

Granted, but your 'friend' steals it and flees the country so you cannot follow. I wish there was still C++.

[QUOTE=Whitewater;22497637]Granted, but your 'friend' steals it and flees the country so you cannot follow. I wish there was still C++.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you lose all knowledge of it. I wish for all steam games.

Granted, but your computer runs out of space. I wish for a New computer.

It has an unchangeable furry background I want my posts to stay at 1337 permanently

Granted, because you are banned. I wish C++ still existed and I could have all knowledge of it with absolutely no unintended (by the wisher) side effects.

Yes, but you lose interest after all the hassle and fuck ups. I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted, but it has so much caffeine you die of a heart attack minutes later. I wish for a fish.

Okay, it gets eaten I wish Tf2 would finish downloading.

Granted, but whichever class you play suddenly only has one health, and the weapons deal no damage. I wish Portal 2 hadn't been delayed.

Granted, but you get the blue screen I wish to increase my cock size by 1 inch so it can be 69 inches. :hurr:

Granted, but you die of lack of blood flow to your brain before you can even use it. I wish I would stop replying to every single last post.

Granted, but you get banned by IP to these forums to stop. I wish for Vista to not be mentally retarded when it comes to playing games.

Granted, but if you play for more then 10 minutes straight you get FATAL ERROR I wish the search bar on FP would work so people can't [i]copy[/i] earlier threads.

Granted, but every time you search, garry re-directs you to 4chan for a sick joke. I wish you would automaticily get banned for saying "Dumb thread" or "Shit thread"

Granted every one is forums are banned I wanna goto the Y-M-C-A!

Granted, but it's been burned down by the Westboro Baptist Church. I wish for eighteen dollars in Monopoly money.

Granted by strange events you buy hotels and put them everywhere but no one lands on your properties I want to have a artifact from stalker

The do, but you get cancer. I wish I was five again.

You become five once again, sadly, you didn't specify what five meant, so you become a 5 week old fetus. I wish that I could get a decent paintball gun.

Wish granted, but the first bullet you use breaks the gun. I wish, that you wouldn't corrupt my wish.

^ Oh shit

I wish for every wish posted in this thread thus far

granted you get nothing I want a Sunrise suit

Granted, but the sinrerise suit burns your cock off I wish for a transparent avatar