Corrupt a wish game - General

Granted but it eats you before you even look at it I wish for the heart of the oasis artifact from Stalker Call of Pripyat!

Granted, but you'll die while you sleep due to some weird side effect. [sp]If you find it, just ask persons like the medic at Yanov and so on...[/sp] I wish for a Bugatti Veyron..

[QUOTE=paul simon;22523007]Granted, but you'll die while you sleep due to some weird side effect. [sp]If you find it, just ask persons like the medic at Yanov and so on...[/sp] I wish for a Bugatti Veyron..[/QUOTE] Wow hold the hat for a second, It has some wierd side effect in the game what? :psyboom:

I wish I could corrupt a wish.

Granted,but when you do,your brain explodes from the complications of it.I wish that a fish would bish on my nish. WITH A SHISH.

Granted, but :byodood: I wish I had WorldShift (a PC game)

Granted, but it's for ps3 I wish a demonic unicorn

Granted, but it got no horns and is an horrible excuse for demonic. I wish for the respect of opinions.

Granted but humans lose the ability to form opinions and function like robots I wish I could start my life over

You do but you never got born due to your mother getting with Spy instead of your father I wish for V to not corrupt my wish

Granted, But i'm not V, so i can take a big fucking shit on your wishes. I wish I could beat any sort of Touhou game other than 12.3.

it stays at 1337 permantly but the new cool number is 391c ( if u cant read it it spells epic i wish for a diamond mailbox

Granted, but the mailbox can't be opened. Nor taken out or pulled. I wish I had a game called WorldShift for PC. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=256195"]Xephio[/URL] how dumb are you? And WorldShift isn't for PS3.

Granted, but you get a plain cardboard box with a crappy drawing, and it's labeled W-W-W-Worldshift! I wish that I could get a Mac.

Granted, but PC fanboys kill you 3 seconds after that. I wish I could lucid dream.

Granted, but you forget how to sleep. I wish the poster below me doesn't ruin my wish.

Granted. Other people will ruin it for me. I wish there was a server emulator for Hellgate: London.

ill try as i never have played hellgate You will have server emulator but IT WILL GIVE A PING OF OVER 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 i wish i had a gun WITH AMMO!

Granted, but the gun you have received is a nerf gun. I wish that Garrysmod.org didn't have so many 3 second uploads, see here. [url]http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=96300[/url] [editline]06:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gvazdas;22530562]Granted, but :byodood: I wish I had WorldShift (a PC game)[/QUOTE] You need to say; "Granted, but Dr. Suess beats you."

Granted, but garrysmod.org explodes :v: I wish to assume to party escort submission position.

Damn, sniped. I wish vuvuzelas never existed.

Granted, but now Kazoos are making a comeback. I wish that the wish of wishing was not but a wish, but a wish within a wish, wishing for wishes.

You're diagnosed with cancer. I wish I could direct a movie.

Granted, but the movie sucks. I wish for nothing.

Granted, but since you have cancer you need to get your bone marrow injection which is extremely painful(I think) I wish for melons

you get melons, but they are covered in fire ants, eating away i wish for some new shoes

Granted but they are black leather school shoes that are too small. I wish I had Saturday night fever.

Granted, but it's monday and you lose all your poker money with your friends

Time stops and you die. I wish for a marble that could pass through everything, and that weighs nothing.

LOL granted but you drop it and it falls through the ground and gets sucked it too the the core of the earth by gravity