• Patent something!
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[QUOTE=Cyrex;18581762]I patent matter.:black101:[/QUOTE] I patent Atoms and molecules :smug:
I patent quarks. :smug: :smug:
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;18581825]I patent quarks. :smug: :smug:[/QUOTE] I patent you, which means whatever you patent i get money for. I also patent myself.
i patent that 'post quick reply' button
I pantented raw silicon All productions of microprocessors will have to pay me a share now :smug:
[QUOTE=noobkira;18581868]i patent that 'post quick reply' button[/QUOTE] I rarely use that. I patent all non-patented object, people, places, things, and devices. Basically, if you can use it, and it's not patented, it's mine now.
I patent all my novel ideas. So no sons 'a bitches take them.
[QUOTE=metalhead121;18581920]I patent all my novel ideas. So no sons 'a bitches take them.[/QUOTE] Too late their mine. See above post/
I patent the caps lock key
I patent Garry, thus taking control of Facepunch.
I patent taking a shit.
Your mom's cock
I patent the word the.
I patent the word patent
I patent forum software.
I patent patents. And all avatars. Except the dog-butt-face one, they can keep that.
I patent my Theory of Facepunchtivity.
i patent the patent you patent things about patening things that aren't patent but will soon be patented because you patented it so it is now patented meaning its not not patented anymore meaning i did patent it so now it isn't patented so i patent it, TIME PARADOX!
I patent vaginas
I patent the world
I patent the numbers 1-100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I patent patenters
I also patent boobs and ass
I patent people, now, my minions dance!
I patent people with avatars
i patent the url bar.
i paten steam and xfire
[QUOTE=Nick99;18580763]I patent the patenting of all existence oh snap[/QUOTE] I patent patenting. Suck it x2
I patent your browser. You all owe me money.
Too bad, I patented patenting, now YOU owe me money.
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