Patent something! - General

i patent hoes

I patent vowels.

I patent money.

I patent the act of not patenting.

I patent the ultra-sniper scope (Its two sniper scopes, a microscope, a magnifying glass and a pair of glasses all stuck together. You can headshot someone in brazil from norway.

[QUOTE=Suttles;18591359]I patent patenters[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tokii;18594053]I patent patenting. Suck it x2[/QUOTE] :smug:

I patent my own <insert word here> life.

Pocket Cup

I Patent the Maxim gun 2.0 It's actually an advanced cluster of nano-bots that adapt the shape and size of the gun to shoot any kind of ammo. The robots can break down minerals and materials from the surrounding area to create new ammunition and parts for repairs. It contains a on board computer that allows it to analyse the current situation and adapt to it. It's surrounds the user in a nano skin that not only forms a physical barrier against incoming fire but also emits a magnetic field to slow down bullets and even stop them completely. The Gun is more like a tactical command hum with a super advanced chain gun attached. The Gun is assigned to a squad and the members DNA registered. Squad members are synced to the gun via and advanced HUD system allowing it to gather battle data and use it to adapt to situations better. The Gun is charged by solar power, background radiation and heat energy. It can be deployed as an artificially intelligent turret for situations like guarding the squad while they sleep. The gun can also emit projected electrical bursts that can stun or kill targets if the need arises. The whole point about it is that you can drop a squad off in hostile territory and they can survive indefinitely thanks to it's nano manufacturing systems. It can also make waffles with it's on board toaster and cook delicious meals with it's microwave emitter. I called it the Maxim Gun 2.0 because like the Maxim gun of old it was a revolutionary new system that changed the face of battle. and to quote an old British General. "It's matters not for we have the Maxim gun!" the old Maxim gun. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_gun[/url]

I patent the number negative infinity to positive infinity. :smug:

I patent Windows 7 for all those people who claim it was their idea, and that greedy, rich bastard, stole it off them.

I patent Rock, Metal and all of it's sub-genres. I will hold it back until Pop music is at it's peak, then I will unleash it full force and send Pop crashing down and Rock will rise again.

I patent the future. 1 cent per second Pay up

I patent Poke Gabe Newell With A Stick! One dollar pert try, come on up! Injure the man who built your childhood, come on!

I patent the concept of punching a chicken thats about to lay an egg in the gut, so that it has to push out broken egg shards and yolk, and perhaps a bit of blood, and then filming the whole thing and selling it over the internetz.

I patent all popular things.

I patent the letters A and E.

I patent [i][b]SEX[/i][/b] ti kcuS

[QUOTE=The Spie;18654174]I patent [i][b]SEX[/i][/b] ti kcuS[/QUOTE] I patent saying Suck it.

[QUOTE=The Spie;18654174] ti kcuS[/QUOTE] .uoy oN

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[QUOTE=Tokii;18654196]I patent saying Suck it.[/QUOTE] I patent you saying that im said suck it while that random guy said it backwards and i patent you repeating what a said in a different matter of ways. LICK IT. LICK IT NAAAAUGH.

I patent Lovely doodle.

I patent page 4. In due time, I will be rich. EDIT: goddamnit we never got to page 4 fuck this

I patent the air, so every time you breath, i get a nickle.

[QUOTE=Kochieboy;18656100]I patent the air, so every time you breath, i get a nickle.[/QUOTE] God, what was that. I keep thinking spongebob

[QUOTE=Tokii;18656332]God, what was that. I keep thinking spongebob[/QUOTE] Fairly Odd Parents.

Oranges.

i patent the party hat.

i patent computars