Post your funniest pick-up lines

[meanwhile]

Stop right there, criminal scum! Open wide or serve your sentence, your virginity is now forfeit!

[Scarfulhu]

[QUOTE=Rapist;42936947]'Hello'[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzkLE4IaMSo[/media]

"You have to start with 'hello'."

[Smell]

I should call you a kugelblitz, because anything hotter than you is scientifically impossible.

[gaminji]

If I could rearrange the alphabet

i'd put my dick in your mouth.

[TheCube]

"Hey babe you get those pants on discount?
Because they'd be 100% off at my house."

[MightyLOLZOR]

Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it!

[KlaseR]

[video=youtube;0aFplQOWz_k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFplQOWz_k[/video]

guaranteed 100% success rate

[Lonestriper]

More of a general exchange but whatever:

"There's 20 letters in the alphabet isn't there?"
"No, there's 26 you moron"
"Oh that's right I forgot U R A Q T"
"...that's still only 25"
"Don't worry, I'll give you the D later"

[MightyLOLZOR]

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;42943961]More of a general exchange but whatever:

"There's 20 letters in the alphabet isn't there?"
"No, there's 26 you moron"
"Oh that's right I forgot U R A Q T"
"...that's still only 25"
"Don't worry, I'll give you the D later"[/QUOTE]

Wow, straightshooter aren't ya?

[Egg_Toaster]

Want sum fuk

[DiscoInferno]

For the D&D crowd: "Ya know, I've got a +15 to my Survival skill. I'm pretty much an expert when it comes to eating in the bush".

[twatbagg]

GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!

[CtrlAltElite]

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.