What Are You Thinking? V. Shog's Shocking Show of Shotgun Showdowns
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hey soviet pasta
[editline]08:07PM[/editline]
Did i ever tell yall about that certain person here who has a sex dream about me?
I was quite shocked when they told me :v:
Actually you need to know the height and radius at a specific instant as well to find the rate of change at the instant. Here's a more specific form of the equation for right circular cones.
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Honestly I just love using this LaTeX plugin at every possible opportunity.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;20656108]Actually you need to know the height and radius at a specific instant as well to find the rate of change at the instant. Here's a more specific form of the equation for right circular cones.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2u4o4eh.gif[/IMG]
Honestly I just love using this LaTeX plugin at every possible opportunity.[/QUOTE]
:science:
[QUOTE=Saza;20656004]hey soviet pasta
[editline]08:07PM[/editline]
Did i ever tell yall about that certain person here who has a sex dream about me?
I was quite shocked when they told me :v:[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[QUOTE=Saza;20656004]hey soviet pasta
[editline]08:07PM[/editline]
Did i ever tell yall about that certain person here who has a sex dream about me?
I was quite shocked when they told me :v:[/QUOTE]
I also had a sex dream about you
[editline]10:20PM[/editline]
[url]http://www.iscribble.net/draw.html[/url]
Go to the room "Please, put something here XD"
Night.
Jox. kill more people
[QUOTE=Joxalot;20656191]I also had a sex dream about you
[editline]10:20PM[/editline]
[url]http://www.iscribble.net/draw.html[/url]
Go to the room "Please, put something here XD"[/QUOTE]
You guys are really good. I just like to watch you draw. I like to watch.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;20656379]Night.
Jox. kill more people[/QUOTE]
Maybe tomorrow
[editline]10:41PM[/editline]
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Dammit JonnyMo, I'm in integrals still, and your off shitting physics.
If you want I can throw some physics in there.
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;20658088]If you want I can throw some physics in there.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/1z34g0x.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
:byodood:
Either my solution or the numerical approximation is off by a factor of 100.
On the plus side, this means my numerical approximation is very accurate.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;20658685]Either my solution or the numerical approximation is off by a factor of 100.
On the plus side, this means my numerical approximation is very accurate.[/QUOTE]
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Naw, I kid... You are feeding my brain with the succulent food of education :eng101:
boobs! :dance:
also, hi :D
Oh nevermind it wasn't incorrect, I just forgot the next step, which was dividing by .01. There's my factor of 100, yay!
Stuff and things.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;20658885]Stuff and things.[/QUOTE]
Things and stuff?
Stuffs and thing?
[QUOTE=40kplayer;20658911]Stuffs and thing?[/QUOTE]
Indeed
Oh god PS is complicated :byodood:
I don't do physics but...
I ate a cricket today. I feel chirpy.
Bahah
[QUOTE=Wonky;20656743]As I sit here, typing this story, I look back at the single most awful wank I have ever had in my life, and just think to myself how all of this could have been stopped, how having a piece of tissue on hand could have prevented my room from becoming a shit-stained cum soaked mess.
Today, around four I decided to jack off for the first time in about three months. Between school, sports, and friends it has been really busy, so I decided I was overdue for some "me" time. A side note: I had to shit a little bit before I started. I took my seat at my laptop, jumped on redtube, and got to work. About 10 minutes in I was just about done when I could feel my shit about to push out, so I decided to finish up. Ready to blow my load I reached into my desk drawer to grab a tissue, but the box was fucking empty. At this point the logical thing to do would have been to just cum on my hands and then rush to the bathroom to take a shit. Unfortunately, I was not thinking clearly at this time. So, I jumped out of my chair and quickly walked to the bathroom with my pants down. On the way there I walked under the ceiling fan in my room, which was on the highest setting.
The next 37 seconds of my life were a mix of pure ecstasy and sheer horror. The air blowing over my dick caused me to orgasm. This was NOT your standard “wank for 10 minutes” orgasm, this was a “holy fucking shit” deal. I was sort of frozen in this state of pleasure, but then things went to hell. As a result of this mind-blowing jerk my load managed to shoot up and into the fan (the fan is about 7 feet from the floor). It wasn't just blown back down, it somehow hit the fan blades. This resulted in a sort of semen mist that was sprayed all over the room. The walls, the floor, my face, everywhere. Also, at the exact time all of this was happening my bowels decided enough was enough and let loose. Oh, but this was no ordinary shit either, this was more of a mud avalanche. My ass cheeks tightened and the crap, somehow accelerated from my jacking off, flew out my ass, spraying everywhere (taco bell does not agree with me). I stood in place, my jaw on the floor as I gazed at this cum covered shit stained room, and was frozen by the sheer insanity of what the fuck had just happened.
And so, the cleanup began. I used this steam-vac thing to get the shit and cum out of the carpet, and some magic erasers for the walls and ceiling. I've sprayed about a full can of air freshener in here, but now it just smells like shit, cum, and flowers.
MS Paint picture for the lazy or illiterate:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ohmygod.png[/img]
Post your worst fapping story![/QUOTE]
the fuuuck.
Fapping on E is tough work, by the way. Takes ages.
I refuse to believe supposed nerd Peter Parker doesn't find out until the end of the first movie that the Green Goblin is Norman Osborn. How the fuck many people does he know who work in bioenhancement, have the resources to make hoverboards and sound just like Willem Dafoe?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;20659276]I refuse to believe supposed nerd Peter Parker doesn't find out until the end of the first movie that the Green Goblin is Norman Osborn. How the fuck many people does he know who work in bioenhancement, have the resources to make hoverboards and sound just like Willem Dafoe?[/QUOTE]
Willem Dafoes clone?
I finished reading "The Basketball Diaries" today. 60's NY was crazy as hell and Jim Carroll was a genius..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAKoU_W_mf8&feature=related[/media]
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