How Do I Deal With Noisy Neighbors? - General

Sex with what? I'd have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.

Tell her that she is lower class and if you wanted you could buy her as a slave.

Drop a huge drum solo or pevent you are slapping some bitches.

Grab a sledgehammer, rush into her apartment and smash her stereo into pieces

[QUOTE=faze;24898593]Ew. I don't want to fuck a cow.[/QUOTE] [img]http://0.tqn.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/u/8/-/-/Michelle_Allen_Cow_Suit_Mugshot.jpg[/img] Is this her?

[QUOTE=KillerTele;24902018][img]http://0.tqn.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/u/8/-/-/Michelle_Allen_Cow_Suit_Mugshot.jpg[/img] Is this her?[/QUOTE] I think that's a dude. Anyway, buy a vuvuzela

Throw in fireworks in her mailbox and a note "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Plan 2, Shit on her doorstep.

I LOVE these scenarios, because it gives you free range to blast shit like this out your window: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0fJnY44Be4[/media] No matter how appalling you find it, you must blast it. For the good of the colony. For the good of all of us. Now go on and blast, young faze. Blast to your heart's content.

I think more people are disturbed by her music; get them to come with you and then all together fuck her shit up If that fails: Death Metal on max volume Go away for the night, but leave music on

Yeah nice suggestions, the note is probably going to be a good idea. The music has been going since 10:15AM, it's now 3:30. Two calls to 911 and three calls to the leasing office didn't do a damn bit of good. [editline]03:32PM[/editline] Or I could skateboard on my living room floor!

buy drumset

Do what this stick man did. [IMG]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9596/shootupthesky.png[/IMG]

Well, you could deal with it something like this: [img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png[/img]

Play Always by Erasure. Counter her Ghetto with gay!

Get a bunch of egg cartons and stack them up to the walls of the apartments you don't want to disturb. The turn volume up even louder. That or take a drill and screw her door shut. By the time she realizes what is happening a single screw can make a door nearly unopenable. And by the time she gets out of a window, you could be back in your apartment. Make sure to put a piece of paper over the view finder. Also, screw both sides of the door so she can't knock the door hinge pins out.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;24903528]I LOVE these scenarios, because it gives you free range to blast shit like this out your window: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0fJnY44Be4[/media] No matter how appalling you find it, you must blast it. For the good of the colony. For the good of all of us. Now go on and blast, young faze. Blast to your heart's content.[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard at that song thing. I love it. [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mipit;24904985]Get a bunch of egg cartons and stack them up to the walls of the apartments you don't want to disturb. The turn volume up even louder. That or take a drill and screw her door shut. By the time she realizes what is happening a single screw can make a door nearly unopenable. And by the time she gets out of a window, you could be back in your apartment. Make sure to put a piece of paper over the view finder. Also, screw both sides of the door [B]so she can't knock the door hinge pins out[/B].[/QUOTE] Ghetto people are that smart?

[QUOTE=don868;24905191]I laughed so hard at that song thing. I love it. [editline]04:22PM[/editline] Ghetto people are that smart?[/QUOTE] If the latch part of my door was screwed shut, that is what I would do.

One Word, Minigun. :buddy:

Hammer to the floor and yelling "turn off your shit you ghetto fucking bitch" seemed to work.

Dress up as an NPC soldier and get some friends to do the same. Get airsoft guns, Spray the orange tips black and evict her.

Leave music all the fucking day/night even when you dont are in the house. [editline]02:02AM[/editline] [QUOTE=faze;24908370]Hammer to the floor and yelling "turn off your shit you ghetto fucking bitch" seemed to work.[/QUOTE] good [IMG]http://www.realoakfloors.co.uk/media/342_Bepo_Floor_Hammer.jpg[/IMG]