Sell my house, car, all of my belongings, etc. and donate them to the poorest person I know. Who isn't on drugs.
I would take all my remaining money, spend it on food I really like, and eat until my heart gives out from all the colestrol and sodium.
So, I would die much sooner.
Travel
Whack all the stupid celebritys right on the head, then shoot myself on tv.
Cash in the few assets I do have, max out my credit, and call in a bunch of favors, then throw the largest possible party the day I'd be due to die. It'd last all day. Sometime shortly before midnight I'd wander off to find a quiet place to die.
I'd live my dream of becoming an artist, quiting school to give myself time to draw, paint, and ink whatever I want to make. I'd probably also write a short novel or something too. Hopefully in the month that I would have to live, I could live on through my works.
Oh yeah, I'd probably try and tie up loose ends too.
I'd go to Kansas to settle a score. I'd probably find the guts to talk to that one girl (and then fuck her). Then, I'd drop out of school and I'd pretty much be free to actually live life a little before I die.
Go skydiving, climb a mountain, test-drive a fast sports car and shoot an RPG. I'd go to that one place where you can crush shit with a tank. I'd go skiing on a mountain range, I'd go boating and hit up one of those water jetpack deals. Base jumping, parachuting, all that stuff I was too scared to do previously.
Then, when I've exhausted all that, I'd rest. Spend time with those I'm close to. Eat all the food I wanted to eat. Reflect on life and what comes after.
Hmmm.....
I'd keep doing my usual shit. Maybe travel some places I haven't been. Or steal a heli, or go on a cop chase... that would be fun....
Either that, or maybe get rid of some people who need to be wiped from the earth, like child rapists, murderers... etc... assassinate a certain fat little dictator... Killing off some bad people who need to die would be worth it though, nothing to lose if you get locked up for it. Meh, maybe it would make a better movie idea. :v:
I would have 1200€ to spend on hookers and luxury shit, I guess thats enough for a funtime. A blowjob a day would cost 30€ so thats a blowjob everyday and I still have 300€ left for kebab, coke and shit :v:
Purchase a month of RuneScape membership.
View all the mega threads and then make a ban me thread on the 30th.
After all those years I still won't be able to play Half Life 3...:suicide:
do everything that i would normally deem too risky or dangerous
Do it the GTA way and steal a business jet. Then when I'm done, I'll try to fly low and fast over the sea and die a fiery explosive death.
[QUOTE=benfailed;42569698]Do it the GTA way and steal a business jet. Then when I'm done, I'll try to fly low and fast over the sea and die a fiery explosive death.[/QUOTE]
I'd do it the GTA V way and steal a military jet instead :v:
Develop an ARG the likes of which people have never seen.
- Buy a porn subscription
- Beat up a celebrity
- Rob a train
- Do an assortment of different drugs
- Play a next gen title
- Think of more dumb shit to do
Do extreme sports
or other illegal stuff that doesn't hurt anyone
also I really want to fly a helicopter/plane before I die
Go to tvtropes everyday.
I would say thank you to those that mattered to me, and use any resources at my disposal to make great gifts for them that would represent my undying affection. I would tie up any loose ends. Id take long walks through the deserts, seeing everything that I used to take for granted. Look all around me and take it all in as a final farewell. Then, I would let go. And in the last moments before death, alone, I would be laughing and crying all at the same time.
I'd begin walking on the night streets of Helsinki every evening and night and kill every criminal I see.
Eventually I'd piss a more major league off or get caught, but since I'd die in a month I'd have nothing to lose.
Not just muggers, but primarily rapists and murderers are who I'd be looking for. Probably carry a knife or something and become a short sensation as a serial killer vigilante before getting blasted.
On my dying breaths, I would utter my last words:
[I]"Never say die."[/I]
Buy gold on facepunch
die mid-coitus with dick inside her
I'd kill myself without any second thoughts. being terminally ill would "free" me of being alive, and I could speed up the process by doing it myself and putting the blame on my illness. that way my parents and few friends wouldn't think that I was weak and killed myself.
Buy myself an old muscle car, fix it up, and drive into the sunset with this playing in the background as I fade away.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVRp_RPxV5w[/media]
Write as much music as I possibly can, and leave it all to my band. And spend as much as possible with the love of my life...
god what a depressing thread
Propose to random people
I'd live out my life as per usual and then
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Fly to Thailand and join an underground fight club. Do drugs lots of drugs. Make drugs. Become a famous drug dealer give all my assets to someone that thought they'd never have much. Go sky diving.
[QUOTE='[Green];42573599']I'd begin walking on the night streets of Helsinki every evening and night and kill every criminal I see.
Eventually I'd piss a more major league off or get caught, but since I'd die in a month I'd have nothing to lose.
Not just muggers, but primarily rapists and murderers are who I'd be looking for. Probably carry a knife or something and become a short sensation as a serial killer vigilante before getting blasted.
On my dying breaths, I would utter my last words:
[I]"Never say die."[/I][/QUOTE]
This sound a lot like the plot of the Boondock Saints, anywho. Sex with girlfriend, tell her I'd marry her if I could, make amends with family, hit up make a wish, NASA flies me into space, die with content and the beauty of the stars as my backdrop.
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