I wouldn't change a damn thing.
But when I'm on my deathbed, and someone asks "Any last words?"
I'll be all like:
"Yeah. Just three."
And then I'd die laughing.
I would buy a boat.
Kill Miley Cyrus..I hate that daft cunt
At first I was going to say gather the must to get in a relationship, but I couldn't do that to them, because I'm sure it'd destroy them as well. So I'd probably just honestly do what makes me happy, whatever that may be. Generic, yeah... I guess I can't even imagine that thought right now
become pro mario party player
Ill fucken cheat death bitchez
Sit on my ass and wallow in my own misery. Oh wait, I do that already.
Slap and insult every one at school
i would take every drug
just so I can know
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oh and I'd probably post That Cat on the final day just to seal the deal
bomb the facebook datacenter
I'd move to a big city and become a vigilante
[QUOTE=Strikelol;42580552]Kill Miley Cyrus..I hate that daft cunt[/QUOTE]
I'd make a sex tape with her. She might be nutty, but she sure is attractive. I'd get all the fame (good and bad,) that I could ever ask for, as well as money, and I'd live out my remaining month enjoying myself.
Hack FacePunch
I'd let my school know, and leave the school. Probably do a lot of hiking and things I've really wanted to do, but have been too busy/too lazy to go out and do.
I'd go home and comfort my mother, and let her know everything is OK, even though I'd be more scared than her.
I'd go to Pennsylvania and call up my ex and tell him how much I've always loved him and always will. Probably hold him for a little bit, let him know I'm not going to be around, and to live his life without thinking of me if possible.
I'd probably do shrooms and smoke some pot. Go to a strip club and throw ones at the strippers and laugh. I'd probably try a hook-up or two.
Oh, and I'd sing "Der Leiermann" at school as my exit song.
And then "Silent Noon" because it's my favorite and I'd probably cry my eyes out.
Then I'd get my best friends together and ask them to perform my composition that I wrote at my funeral, and also ask my singer friends to sing something.
That's about it.
I work for a second hand store that sells used furniture and clothes for cheap so poor people can buy shit, so I'd give all my stuff (consoles, video games etc.) to them and tell them to make it real cheap.
after that shit I dont know. Get drunk and have unsafe sex.
Rape countless women so my seed will live on.
I'd kill my self 30 days later to show death I die on my own terms.
Take my pervert instincts to a new Level.
Smoke weed everyday.
dying
Attempt to get a girlfriend with the sympathy card, fail miserably, die never having even my first kiss.
I honestly don't think I'd act any differently because I'm so lazy
Try to hit the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Or I'd just go hiking with my Dad and then hang with my mom and finish our marathon of The A-Team.
I would go out in style.
[sp]School shooting style[/sp]
Die a lonely virgin.
shit off the empire state building rooftop
e: holy fuck i just realized i just bumped a 4 year old thread while looking for something, sorry LOL
[QUOTE=Yoke;52252472]shit off the empire state building rooftop
e: holy fuck i just realized i just bumped a 4 year old thread while looking for something, sorry LOL[/QUOTE]
everyone in this thread is fucking dead
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;52252499]everyone in this thread is fucking dead[/QUOTE]
haahahhaahahahah
:dogcited: thats not ok!!!!
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i'd probably train to defeat the pillar men before my month is up
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