Hi guys just got out of prison after doing everything I read in this thread. Turns out I didn't die at day 31 and had to explain to a very angry judge why my penis was out in public (it's illegal, who knew?) Anyway, was sure as hell fun.
I'd bang my waifu
kidnap a team of scientists and force them to cure death
Eat a ton of fast food.
Propose to my girlfriend
[QUOTE=benbb;42586203]Attempt to get a girlfriend with the sympathy card, fail miserably, die never having even my first kiss.[/QUOTE]
Kissing a girl is pretty disgusting. Why would anyone want that?
I would turn into a vigilante
Sell everything i have and travel the world partying and banging whoores
I remember there was a 4chan greentext about the best way to kill yourself and it involved wearing a crotchless fursuit, shooting up a bank and driving a sportscar into the desert with police chasing you, then killing yourself using a parachute and a lever with a cover that said "RON PAUL 2009".
I would like to prepare and kill myself like that.
Do random dumb shit, then the plot twist arrives where I don't die cause my luck sucks :)
1. Make a list of the people who have ever mildly annoyed me, find them, and then tell them how much of garbage human beings they are.
2. Make a list of people who have ever treated me fairly well, find them, and tell them how much I valued them.
3. Fix bedroom door.
4. Get bicycle back from Jenaro.
5. Ride bicycle around neighborhood for 20 minutes.
6. Sell bicycle because I'm an adult and can drive.
7. Tell everyone at my former church who didn't vouch for me to fuck off, especially Ian, that moronic prick douchebag.
8. Marathon "Miami Vice".
9. Last meal is at a German tavern with schnitzel and Bitburger and spaetzle.
10. Make a DVD to be played at my funeral service that is 3 hours of me ranting about: films/politics/history/television/society/people I hate.
TWICE
MORE
FAP
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY
even more
Go on with my usual life until the last day, which in turn would be spent on expensive food, raw-dogging prostitutes and ogling strippers.
Jerk off exactly 84.6 times a day
[QUOTE=Butthurter;52256204]sell all of my daughters to american actor rami said malek[/QUOTE]
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[editline]22nd May 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;52252499]everyone in this thread is fucking dead[/QUOTE]
post here and you die in 1 mo
shit
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[editline]22nd May 2017[/editline]
post here and you die in 1 mo
shit[/QUOTE]
Jokes on you, I died years ago
Most likely fuck a trap
sell all my possessions to get as much cash as i can
take out life insurance policy to myself
give it all to family
time next part so i die in exactly 12 hours
rent out an absurd amount of money making sure the debt doesnt migrate to someone when i die
rent a convertable
rent a parachute
ride around throwing money everywhere
start a police chase somehow still throwing money
drive car off
strip naked
drive off cliff timing it exactly 12 hours since i begin this scheme and pull the chute
Jack off multiple times on the top of a mountain cliff in the serenity of the sunset, embezzled by the beauty of nature and the warm sunshine.
Then I jump off into a giant pool of snickers floating in Arizona iced tea, and as I fall 'Through the fire and flames' is to be played loud enough for an entire New York City block to hear and as soon as I hit the pool, I eat as many snickers as I can, then I drink insane amounts of iced tea, then die from Type 2 Diabetes. My body is to be stuffed by a taxidermist then launched into space in a flying kick position.
Sleep with as many people as possible, smoke as much weed as possible, steal from shops, possibly start a fight at a club.... List goes on :v:
I'd devote the rest of my life to taking out as many people as I can.
Go big or go the fuck home.
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