Will STD kill me? - General

well that's me unsubscribing from this thread

Useless without pics.

[QUOTE=Dysgalt;41907415]Shit then you should see my penis when I don't shave it, it puts a wookie to shame. its like a fucking front tail.[/QUOTE] This thread is title material

You're probably fine. Paranoia gets the better of us sometimes.

Please provide pictures of your Genitalia so we can properly diagnose the disease.

cut it off to make sure you don't get gangreen

[QUOTE=Reader;41907230]She is kinda chubby and older than me, 27 years old. I keep calling her to get reassurance but I don't know what the hell she is on she just keeps complimenting how white my dick was and how much would she like it on her "cracka"[/QUOTE] I know of people who have an infection called 'fat dick'. This basically means that your dick will become as fat as she is over time, there is a full recovery program if you wish to try it out. Just let me know and I'll post full details on how to overcome this new type of STD on here.

i'm quite sure that oral sex have a smaller chance of giving you std, specially if you're the one receiving it unless the person that blew you had a sewer on her mouth

Put bengay on your balls to kill any STD. It works, trust me.

[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;41907498]This thread is title material[/QUOTE] Just bought it. Dysgalt's new title will look like this: [i]"You should see my penis when I don't shave it, it puts a wookie to shame. its like a fucking front tail."[/i]

And this why, kids, sexual education is important.

Holy shit, haha, where did you find this woman

you have aids

[QUOTE=Reader;41906168]It was free. She also had some white shit on her nose which I suspected to be cocaine and licked it off.[/QUOTE] What were you expecting?

[QUOTE=Autumn;41906940]true enough, but i've seen a good few and i can tell you i've yet to encounter one with hair actually growing on it[/QUOTE] I grow a bit of hair on my peepee :( Maybe it's my Italian genes, we're a hairy lot. [editline]21st August 2013[/editline] And on the slight chance you're serious OP, if you're that worried get an STD check.

I'm guessing this is everyday life in Azerbaijan

[QUOTE=Autumn;41905776]why did you need to shave your penis?[/QUOTE] I shave my danger zone every couple of weeks. Keeps it in check without looking like an 8 year old. Well except the couple days after As for the OP. I think we all man up and scrape the bottom of the barrel at least once. This is the story you'll be telling in a bar about how low you went to get your rocks off

i have hair on my knob

Here's a good advice: Go see a fucking doctor. Not Facepunch

[QUOTE=theVendetta;41913398]i have hair on my knob[/QUOTE] good to know

[QUOTE=Reader;41914612]good to know[/QUOTE] this sums up the entire thread tbh

You haev grangrene, your dick will collapse and turn into a portable vagina :v:

Pour diesel on your penis and then light in on fire, to kill the STD

[QUOTE=blackcoach;41916221]Pour diesel on your penis and then light in on fire, to kill the STD[/QUOTE] this kills the std. Also you seem like a bag of fun OP..

You can, while the chance is low, get STDs from receiving oral sex.

Am I the only one who has serious vibes of a 12 year old who just learnt what sex and drugs are? Seriously stuff like: "If my acid is the same as your acid" "I licked cocaine off her nose" "I got a blowjob" "Will STD Kill me" They reek of 12 year olds.

help there's hair ON MY HEAD

[QUOTE=LVL FACTORY;41916116]You haev grangrene, your dick will collapse and turn into a portable vagina :v:[/QUOTE] this is presumably as opposed to all those stationary vaginas we have

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;41918437]Am I the only one who has serious vibes of a 12 year old who just learnt what sex and drugs are? Seriously stuff like: "If my acid is the same as your acid" "I licked cocaine off her nose" "I got a blowjob" "Will STD Kill me" They reek of 12 year olds.[/QUOTE] ding ding ding!!!!

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;41918609]help there's hair ON MY HEAD[/QUOTE] Whoa man, the hair should't be able to get up there.