I'd stuff the body kind of like what burg said but I would go to where they live and place him inside the house sitting on the couch so no one knows what happened.
Sex.
>Go South
eat it
I DIDN'T DO NUTTIN'!
10 points to who gets the reference.
Put the body in a sack along with some bricks to weigh it down, put it in a chest then put it in a vault then weld the vault shut then drop it in the Marianas Trench... That or I could turn it into a sex toy.
if i WAS to kill someone, id wear a hazmat suit (mask and everything) no dna left behind
Pay with my blood.
Acid bath.
OP murdered somebody and now needs help hiding the body through facepunch.
[QUOTE=MrTwicks;26461675]if i WAS to kill someone, id wear a hazmat suit (mask and everything) no dna left behind[/QUOTE]
See my thread down in LS&H
Wink wink
also burn it in a cave and in a air tight room
Sit patiently next to the body until the police finds me, then admit to everything. I mean fuck, I'm a gentleman when it comes to admitting crimes.
Except the arson I once committed. Still wanted for that.
HF acid
find construction site with concrete, put body in concrete, let dry :smugdog:
[QUOTE=stealth_camo;26461954]HF acid[/QUOTE]
Careful with that shit man, will burn right through ya.
I would turn myself in. They always catch you! I have seen it in that documentary "CSI"
First, I would buy limes/lime juice and make lime ice blocks out of them. Then I'd dig a hole in the ground about 6 feet deep by a little more than how tall my victim was. I would line the bottom of the hole with a trash bag, and throw the lime cubes on top of the plastic. Throw victim on top of the lime, throw some plywood on top of victim, and bury said victim. Scatter the dirt around and even out the top so that it looks like it wasn't disturbed. This entire process would be done wearing leather gloves, a hat, and one of those masks to protect you from sawdust just incase.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;26463680]Plan.[/QUOTE]
And why would you do this?
The lime would dissolve the body, the plywood would slowly crush it flat, rendering said body unrecognizable and hopefully destroying any trace of evidence.
chop it up, bag it, double bag it, fill the bags with rocks, bag it again, more rocks, dump the bags far out in the ocean.
p.s. I know how to get rid of a body... I watch dexter :smug:
haha just kidding.. but fuck it taught me a little bit
[QUOTE=Snapzies;26463745]The lime would dissolve the body, the plywood would slowly crush it flat, rendering said body unrecognizable and hopefully destroying any trace of evidence.[/QUOTE]
:science:
Sell the body's inner organs and then burn the rest of the shit
cut the body to pieces and play Human Tetris
tatoo the blueprints of the prison on my body, then turn myself in and request to be placed at that one prison
Make a thread about it.
OP just needs to know what can he do to the girl he raped to death.
can i marry it?
Burn it, travel several miles in a random direction, bury it under ground.
Burn all evidence, and I mean ALL evidence.
Move to other contry.
Live in happy sunny country for rest of life.
Never get cought.
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