And 3 years ago there was this kid who was all try-hard and trying to impress everyone with his "soccer skills".
He's goes "OI, PASS IT TO ME" so someone kicks it to him, the ball is in the air so he jumps for it, and in mid air it hits him directly in the nuts. He fell to the ground holding his crotch in pain.
I got kicked for slapping an ass. :smug:
Someone put loads of tabasco into the drink to a retarded kid in class.
It was hilarious.
My friend acted like he broke his legs and i then went to the kid's play set (No one was there and it was made out of metal) And i played it for half an hour. And then i acted like i broke my legs and then he got his turn.
One time, in the 8th grade, some guy took my cap and ran out of the classroom, i chased him in the corridor past 2 hot girls from the 9th grade. As i ran past them i accidently dropped my pants and i fell forwards and smashed my face in stone bricked floor. I could hear them laugh behind me! It was so embarrasing! :saddowns:
My friend was being hunted by the rest of the class (winter=snow) he didn't wanted to be "flushed" and when he got to the door he didn't saw the ice on the ground so he slammed directly into the door and fell. Laughed hard.
A big guy pushed jokingly my friend against the glass window, the window broke and he almost fell through it. was funny
Some knob using a belt sander in design tech. He was trying to sand this tiny little less than an inch long piece of wood. As soon as it touched the sanding belt it got whipped from under him and his hand smashed into the sander. -1 thumbnail....
Watching a girl face plant really fast is pretty unattractive
[QUOTE=Diealready;19854919] . . . he was about to turn around the corner and some fat kid comes charging past the corner and crashes into him, knocking the retard over, but the fat kid, oblivious to what just happened keeps running on . . .[/QUOTE]
CHARGER!! :v:
Ontopic:
Last winter some older kids were chasing after this young kid (something about throwing snowballs) and me and my friend were standing next to one of the side entrances to the school so we left the door open and the kid ran past us and we shut the door, the guy chasing him slipped straight into it head first and only got a bleeding nose, still cracked the glass though
we stood there laughing for ages about our little heroic comedy save :c00l:
one time this kid was walking up some stairs
and there was a pebble in his path
he tripped over the pebble and hit his mouth on the stairs
his mouth was bleeding all over and some of his teeth fell out
a bunch of kids were just surrounding him standing there doing nothing and some were even laughing
We were playing softball or something and I was on the fielding team, so when the batsman hit the ball naturally I ran for it. I picked up and me being the exalted king of coordinateness threw the ball into the face of some douchebag. I was laughing as he was punching me.
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I like being a nerd, it's so much fun.
In maths some kid was throwing littloe things at me, like little bits of people. He then threw a rubber straight at my face with quite a bit of force. I decided to grab the nearest thing and throw it at his face.
Sadly it was an extremely sharp metal ruler and he needed to go to the hospital
I kicked my friend in the balls, and he cried.
[QUOTE=Echidna666;19876010]In maths some kid was throwing littloe things at me, like little bits of people. He then threw a rubber straight at my face with quite a bit of force. I decided to grab the nearest thing and throw it at his face.
Sadly it was an extremely sharp metal ruler and he needed to go to the hospital[/QUOTE]
Speaking of metal rulers
3 years ago in maths i was trying to sleep and a friend of mine was doing catapault with his metal ruler and it hit me in the head, it hurt, but i was fine.
A kid was going to sit on his chair when I shoved a pencil up his ass everyone even the teacher laughed
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19876096]A kid was going to sit on his chair when I shoved a pencil up his ass ven the teacher laughed[/QUOTE]
Nice to know you relive kinky homosexual fantasies on FP.
I ran into a wide open door for some guy who took my love note to that special girl, it was painful. It wouldn't have matter in the end either way because that girl is a bitch now and I hate her :v:
We were in gym and we had to jump down 15 ft and land on a big pillow thing after doing a front salto.
The teacher was dissapointed and raging and went to 'show us how it should be done.'
He missed the pillow :downs:
And something I heard happening today:
We used to have a fencing teacher, he appears to have freaked out today kicking a sable into the air.
The sable hit a kid's head and knocked him out. :ohdear:
In primary school, my friend poured hot glue from a hot glue gun all over his hand. Very funny
my friend tripped over a condom, facefirst into a pile of dog shit
1. Some guys where grooming in the male restroom at the mirror and one was fixing his hair and said: "My fucking hair looks like Tin Tin's."
[IMG]http://filmoracle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tintin.jpg[/IMG]
2. We had a whole day project at cooking class but me and my friend had no aprons and it's require to be in class since we had no aprons we were not allowed to cook so me and my friend decided to cut school, so we made forged Home School passes got by passed the security guards when we were out we all hopped and screamed crazy.
3. At TLE (Technology and Living Education) class we were Soldering something my friend had a crazy idea to solder our classmates ass and he did we both LOL.
This didn't happen to me, but my friend told me several years ago one of the people in his class was arguing with a teacher, she threatened to give him detention, so he charged across the room and [b]dived out of an open window[/b], granted it was only the first floor up, still a bit drastic.
He did hurt himself, blindly charging out of a window doesn't give you much time to think about the landing.
Also while this isn't quite funny, this thread reminds me of something that happened., when a television group wanted to do a short programme on secondary school violence and my school was chosen, two of my friends started acting like they were really fighting to see what would happen, it got them about 20 seconds of blurred face airtime, it was quite a good act they put on though.
My friend dropped his pencil out of the window accidentally, it was a 2nd story window but there was a ledge about a meter and a half down, the teacher came to see what he was doing and knocked him out of the window by accident :v:
A while back we were playing Basketball in P.E. We were just messing around before the lesson began in the gym, shooting and stuff. Me and some other guy shot at the same time, my Basketball hit his Basketball in mid-air, his flew straight into his face.
It was an accident :D
This was when I was in junior school, doing gymnastics, this retarded guy who was like this :downs:, swung on the apparatus bars and smashed his bottom lip on the bars. Then he randomly said "Boogie man is coming to get me!" and cried. He then ran out of the room and upstairs in our classroom. No one ever talked to him.
I laughed.
We were running a mile for charity at school, and there was this muddy part near the start we had to run through. As I was near too finishing this fat girl fell over in the mud. Everyone was laughing. The next day she was in crutches. I think this is because she is so fucking fat, her own fat crushed her legs.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;21654563]We were running a mile for charity at school, and there was this muddy part near the start we had to run through. As I was near too finishing this fat girl fell over in the mud. Everyone was laughing. The next day she was in crutches. I think this is because she is so fucking fat, her own fat crushed her legs.[/QUOTE]
How fat was she?
A kid thought it would be fun if he jumped off the second story building.
It took us weeks to clean up.
I once slammed a guys face into a wall repeatedly.
Good times.
*twich*
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