I once knocked over a scooter at school, then the scooter knocked over another scooter smashing the lights...
The first thing i did was to get the fuck out
Gym class. A soccer freak kicked the ball really hard towards the goal, while some other dude ran by. The ball hit his nose, which apparently broke. It was funny when it happened, but not so funny afterwards when he was in a lot of pain.
I remember when it was the 'in' thing to go behind someone and pull their legs back so they fall flat on their face. Some guy who was talking to me had it done to him, he fell down, hit his nose on my chest and bled all the way to the teacher.
When I was in Elementary, the whole grade had a gathering in the gym. We were playing with some kickballs. At the end of the gathering, we started putting them away. I was in the front of the crowd. There was some mentally retarded kid on the other side of me, also putting a ball in. I put mine in and then all of a sudden a ball comes flying over the whole crowd, bounces off the ball I was holding, and hits him square in the face. I was just like "That was weird". I walked off and started laughing. Here I was normally a goody-two-shoes, so when the crying kid goes to the counselor, takes her to me and goes "HE DID IT!!!!" she was just like :ohdear:.
Afterwards, I explained myself to the counselor while the kid sat there like :downs:.
Some kid was taking a piss on the school building and my friend kicked him in the balls from behind and piss got all over his face.
It was beautiful.
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[QUOTE=medal-12;19878482]my friend tripped over a condom, facefirst into a pile of dog shit[/QUOTE]
that just sounds too funny to be true.
Some kid was annoying a girl on the bus so she hit him with her phone. Then a lot of blood starts dripping down his face and onto his shirt, so the bus driver got out at med kit and patches him up and stuff. When I got home I told my mom about it and she starts blabbering things like "What made her think that it was ok to him with a phone?!".
She was very mad.
I have two-
1.
There's a metal bar at the top of a ledge about 3 feet high, he tried to jump and his foot clipped it of the jump and he did a full 360 flip and landed on his back. Grazed the back of his thigh on the back of the ledge.
2.
The same guy (about a week later) decided to jump 3 people and tripped over and broke his leg and the bone in his arm snapped and came out of his skin.
The first one was funny because he wasn't that hurt but the second one is funny when you look back on it.
Not really that painful but a guy was crossing like a mini bridge that goes over a river in the middle of my school and his hat fell off into the water., he took of most of his clothes, jumped in (about 10 feet high) and got the hat and came back out put his clothes back on and walked away.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21664749]Having trouble picturing this.
Post pictures.[/QUOTE]
He jumped from the top over the metal bar and his foot hit it. the curved line is his path.
[IMG]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5857/metalbar.png[/IMG]
In kindergarden I threw a crayon stub at a kid. Left a bruise right above his eye.
Taught him to insult my drawing skills.
I tickled my ex-friend at the top of the playground, he hit his head on the pole and fell 2-3 meters down.
Saw a guy cop a football in the face.
The guy who kicked the footy was about 2 metres away. it was just really funny to watch, cause it was so out of the blue...
In nursery, a really fat kid managed to escape and I watched him, after 6 steps he toppled over and farted. The teachers scooped him up.
[QUOTE=Amy Lee;21673665]In nursery, a really fat kid managed to escape and I watched him, after 6 steps he toppled over and farted. The teachers scooped him up.[/QUOTE]
you have just made my day, thank you good sir. :golfclap:
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21673735]you have just made my day, thank you good sir. :golfclap:[/QUOTE]
No problem :3:
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It was pretty funny. A few kids gathered around me and laughed as well.
One time at school a girl went on the roof with me and my friends. She's a Justin Bieber fan, and she wasn't exactly close to the middle of the roof.
She's says "Looks like the faggots are here."
"You haven't got anything to back that up, you love Bieber and Twilight."
"OH WELL FUCK."
then she turns around all pissed. she fell onto a nearby fence in between her legs, and bruised herself bad.
Wait, that's not funny, that's just...
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21673878]One time at school a girl went on the roof with me and my friends. She's a Justin Bieber fan, and she wasn't exactly close to the middle of the roof.
She's says "Looks like the faggots are here."
"You haven't got anything to back that up, you love Bieber and Twilight."
"OH WELL FUCK."
then she turns around all pissed. she fell onto a nearby fence in between her legs, and bruised herself bad.
Wait, that's not funny, that's just...[/QUOTE]
What was you doing on the roof any way?
[QUOTE=Amy Lee;21673990]What was you doing on the roof any way?[/QUOTE]
it was a place where me and my friends would meet up at lunch.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;21674250]it was a place where me and my friends would meet up at lunch.[/QUOTE]
Cool. Anyway, I have another one story:
A kid called Mason Hearts was in my maths group. He dozed off cos' he hated maths. Teacher asks him a question and he snored and fell on the floor. Then,
a girl kicked him and didn't wake up. He woke up in the nurse's office saying "What the hell just happened?" and then fell asleep again.
A guy in middleschool came stumbling into the first class going like: aaaah, AAAAAH, [B]AAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/B]...
When we asked why he was sounding like Peter Griffin he said that he had fallen with his bike and that his bike had lied on top of him.
He said that he couldn't get the bike off him because it was to heavy to move and that he was really lucky because a man and his son came and lifted it off him.
Another thing was when we where at the woodworking class.
We where looking out trough the window at the soccerfield which had a large snow pile on it, some 6 year olds was playing king of the hill and we where around 13.
Suddenly, the same guy as above come walking on his way home.
He starts to climb the pile of snow, throwing the smaller kids down from it and as he gets to the top he stands up with a smug on his face.
Then one of the small kids climb up and push him down.
He starts to yell, no, ROAR: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!???
Then he starts to cry and run away. We couldn't hold our laughter, it was hilarious.
in mabby 4th grade some kid said stapling your finger doesnt hurt, so he stapled his finger and cried and went to the nurse
Think ground pound ala mario sunshine, from a sving-set. He jumped to late, we used to play on who jumped the farthest from the sving-sets.
[QUOTE=Echidna666;19876010]In maths some kid was throwing littloe things at me, [b]like little bits of people[/b]. He then threw a [b]rubber[/b] straight at my face with quite a bit of force...
...[/QUOTE]
What the hell? He was throwing bits of people at you? Like fingers and ears?
Also last time i checked a rubber was another word for condom. What the hell is going on in your math class.
I punched my wigger friend in the face, i was just standing there, he was whining, i told him to stop his bitching. He decided to call me a bitch, and i just layed him out, no warning, but the little fuck had it coming. But here is the funny part, he is an asshole to everyone around him, and after i punched him, i thought i'd get a little more respect, and all i got was a "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY FRIEND! YOU'RE AN EVIL PERSON! FUCK YOU!"
[QUOTE=ryan1271;21679457]What the hell? He was throwing bits of people at you? Like fingers and ears?
Also last time i checked a rubber was another word for condom. What the hell is going on in your math class.[/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard.
This is grade 4, one of my friends, tripped another guy, just tripped, nothing else, the guy started crying, and told the teacher. He cries A SHITLOAD, trust me.
My friend smaked someones teeths out whit metal ruler
for some reason teacer was more worried about the ruler than the poor kid who was collecting his teeths from floor
[QUOTE=DrumStick;19858655]In year 2 we were playing soccer at lunch and I kneed myself in my mouth. :v:
Someone pushed my cousin off a limestone wall. He slid across the floor.[/QUOTE]
I would like to know your age... your [b]true[/b] age.
Anyway....
I was practising uppercuts on my friend, I wasn't physically punching him, I was stopping my fist right below his chin so it didn't hit him, then all of a sudden someone called out "Heads!!!" and a bottle full of coke (all the way to the top) landed on my friends head and he passed out. He had a good day...
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[QUOTE=ryan1271;21679457]What the hell? He was throwing bits of people at you? Like fingers and ears?
Also last time i checked a rubber was another word for condom. What the hell is going on in your math class.[/QUOTE]
it's the british word for eraser...
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[QUOTE=T-hunter;21687472]My friend smaked someones teeths out whit metal ruler
for some reason teacer was more worried about the ruler than the poor kid who was collecting his [b]teeths[/b] from floor[/QUOTE]
Teeths? Metal Rulers? does your school have much money? Teaching you awful grammar and [b]metal[/b] rulers? Holy shit..
So I was at my usual Spanish I class (God Forbid).
We were about midway through class when we started to hear yelling in the bank area. (The classrooms were built around locker banks in a square)
The funny thing was that [b]EVERYONE[/b], including the teacher, were looking into the hallway.
And sure enough, it was a cat fight.
At first we thought it'd just be one of those yelling catfights.
But then we heard screaming and they were both on eachother like flies on shit.
From what I heard they were scratching and clawing at eachother.
The fight ended right after one girl ripped the earrings straight off the other girl.
A chunk of her ear was torn off and she went to the nurse.
We went back to class and did Spanish stuff. (Son of a--)
1-Once was playing with my friends Punch-Tag(consisting of punching instead of tagging people) so i was it and i came behind my friend and he was like What the hell? and i punched him in the stomach and he was screaming SON OF A BITCH and starts crying then after awhile one of my friends told me he went to a mini hospital, i was laughing my ass off ( i didn't even hit him hard!)
2-I got hit in the balls 4 times
3-I was Racing with some friends and then i was about to win and one of my friends went in front of me and we both collided, then my leg started to hurt and i was in agony, then i found out my leg was broken
[QUOTE=Amy Lee;21654726]How fat was she?[/QUOTE]
On a scale of 1 to 10 and 1 being normal... 6. Considering 7 Is really fucking fat and 8+ is OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.
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