In one assembly there were two girls mud-wrestling. It was funny and kind of hot until one of them fell onto the gym floor and knocked herself out.
In fourth grade I jammed my pinky in a template circle.
I wasn't very smart then. :downs:
[QUOTE=Assburgers;21700564]On a scale of 1 to 10 and 1 being normal... 6. Considering 7 Is really fucking fat and 8+ is OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.[/QUOTE]
So she's really a big blob like this?:
[img]http://www.epstacy.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/simpsons-18x04-blob-homer.jpg[/img]
I remember when my friend and I were walking through town and a random sun shower happened. We went to cross the road and we were running, my friend was wearing these jandels which didn't have much grip. She slipped over in the rain on the foot path and it was so funny I pissed myself looking at her on the ground and she pissed herself at herself for falling over.
one of my friends, he doesn't go to my school though, was trying to prove to his teacher that he wouldn't hurt himself by jumping off the balcony.. he ended up in hospital with a broken leg >.< poor kid
Once I had to tutor some kid in year 6 and we sat outside to do it. One kid clipped a tiny rock or something and flew like 2 metres (7 feet) then landed DIRECTLY on the corner of the concrete stair DIRECTLY in the middle of his forehead. He just got up then walked up the stairs making weird noises like 'aeeegh, ouueeegh, ooiiiieeah'. Never saw the dude for three years.
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Also one time a had a bendy ruler thrown at my face. I moved slightly to the left and it hit my friend in the tooth. My head was in front of his head due to me leaning forward, so he could not see it coming. He said it hurt so much that he'd rather have a nut chopped off.
2 days ago, I was at school, my friend got in a fight, I was going to break it up, but I had to pee, anyway..... he accidentally punched the wall, and started bleeding, the attacker (not my friend) started crying though, and he starts alot of fights, just annoying people, but for getting a beating in the end, he deserves it, eh?
When i was in 6th grade some fat dude fell on the river on his way back home
That year we were having some stupid classes about drugs, their effects and not to accept them. The teacher was a cop. HE had to take the kid out from there
Then you can imagine what happened when he came back to school days later
This is a u mad story:
I asked a kid If I can could play with them, a midget said no in a angry way, then I was like "fuck you" and swung at him hard with my fist.
Anger Management would solve my problems. He kinda teased before anyhow, he deserved it.
I remember a cool and a little sad story.
It's a few years back.
We we're in math class, my friend farted very quietly, but only I and my other friend heard him, the teacher went through the whole class checking how everyone is writing - but the funny part it - my friend's fart smells like weed! The teacher smelled that, so she called the principle, and it became a huge fuss - a lot of parents came to school just for that! A few months later, the teacher and the principle both got fired for the huge fuss and a hell lot of a frustration. For the weed smell, he got afterclass and he had 7 or 8 classes a day for the "he uses weed before going to school". We usually had 5 or 6 classes or so, and because of that, my friend really got frustrated.
It was a huge laugh though. We didn't like the principle, nor the maths teacher. :smug:
Whenever we talk about the circulatory system in health class I always get kinda nausious, but in 5th grade I got super light headed so I tried to go to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and on the way I passed out, but kept walking. I got a large gash in the direct middle of my forehead from a door. Another time some 3rd grader slipped and hit his head on the corner of a jungle gym part. We had to get rid of the jungle gym after that because it was a "safety threat". [joke]Oh, by the way, it was the retarded kid. Well, at least he was afterward.[/joke]
My classmate was playing Pokemon on his DS in the cafeteria. My other classmate walks up to him and while DS playing kid was drinking, pushes the drink into his face and starts insulting his Pokemon. He then starts crying like a bitch and runs to the office and tells on them. It was priceless
Well, we didn't get hurt, but we pulled of a great stunt, we tricked a class idiot that we will play cops and robbers, we caught him and tied him to a tree. After that we went for some milk and cookies, when we came back, his grandmother was untying him and she chased us with a broom. :v:
The same dude from my last story also cried his ass off when during class elections the only person who voted for him was himself.
[QUOTE=Fergeh;19860882]Some knob using a belt sander in design tech. He was trying to sand this tiny little less than an inch long piece of wood. As soon as it touched the sanding belt it got whipped from under him and his hand smashed into the sander. -1 thumbnail....[/QUOTE]
Having experienced a similar incident myself, this makes me wince in pain...
A fat nerdy kid in my 6th grade class was playing basketball with the second graders (He's autistic and can't socialize so good) anyway he wanted to dunk the ball so he jumped up to the basket and held it with his hands and the entire thing falls down on him.
He walks up, and just stands there quietly. Then after a few seconds he starts to weep.
My friend once climbed a tree close to a lake during a walk we had with our entire class. So he climbs up when everyone walks by him, when around half of the people in my class have passed him the branch he is holding onto breaks and he falls right into the water and everybody laughs.
What's even funnier is that later that day in the evening, we were grilling bananas and shit, and he gets the great idea to climb another tree next to a large rock, and of course he falls down this tree as well and hits the giant rock and breaks his asshole.
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