Name things you normally do, but think other people wouldn't do
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Jack off to anthropomorphic animals.
Rub my nose constantly because small particles of dirt seems to appear everytime I do, so I never stop rubbing it EVER.
For some reason this thread gave me an idea.
Jack off with socks on your hands rather than on your dick, no mess in your socks :U
Whenever there's a song that I really like, I search the internet for cover versions, and I compare them in my head in order to see what version of the song is superior.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;32722234]Every time I listen to music with headphones I'm deathly terrified of them accidentally unplugging and everyone hearing my music. Which, by today's terrible standards, is considered weird.[/QUOTE]
I opened my laptop and removed the internal speakers, nobody will hear my music (POST error reporting will be a problem :v:)
Listen to classical music before I sleep
can't piss if someone is just outside the toilet
I have no control over it, the piss doesn't come out, just like when you have a boner
Not making threads on Facepunch, unless it's a question or something. I am guaranteed to fuck it up.
I constantly try and fail things.
Trying to be funny but end up getting hated by half facepunch
No wait that is just me
[QUOTE=BrQ;32730820]can't piss if someone is just outside the toilet
I have no control over it, the piss doesn't come out, just like when you have a boner[/QUOTE]
It's easy to piss if you have a boner, do it like this:
[img]http://www.sexhax.com/images/8.gif[/img]
when eating battenburg cake I cut off all the marzipan and just eat the delicious cakey bit
[QUOTE=Skittles7;32734675]when eating battenburg cake I cut off all the marzipan and just eat the delicious cakey bit[/QUOTE]
That's like cutting off the fat on bacon.
[QUOTE=Skittles7;32734675]when eating battenburg cake I cut off all the marzipan and just eat the delicious cakey bit[/QUOTE]
Blasphemy!
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