• Lies
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I did not Graduate High School and I did not get my drivers licence today.
i am above the age of 9.
I am a friendless virgin with nice skin.
I'm perfectly healthy, my family has no money problems, I'm happy with my life. And I really love my town, there are soo many nice and awesome people and loads of job opportunities!
2012 is real.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;18084117]2012 is real.[/QUOTE] What? 2012 isn't going to happen? Is that what you are saying? We're skipping 2012, and going straight from 2011 to 2013?
[QUOTE=Acolyt3;18085031]What? 2012 isn't going to happen? Is that what you are saying? We're skipping 2012, and going straight from 2011 to 2013?[/QUOTE] No.
I don't spy on children. My muscle isn't fat. It's muscle obviously. I'm not an obnoxious prick. I have awesome hair. I get teh pussy AND teh cock.
I'm not a rapist.
I'm a bad-looking idiot.
this is a lie i am lying
it's not opposite day
God is real. :smug:
This is a good thread.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;18087242]God is real. :smug:[/QUOTE] God is fake. You intellectual ladies man.
My cock is immensely small and I am fat.
I am working on my Math Assignment
Zen Guerrilla is the most overplayed band in teh world and everyone should stop listening to them and never look them up ever again because they totally suck. [editline]10:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=G@merGeek;18087058]I don't spy on children. My muscle isn't fat. It's muscle obviously. I'm not an obnoxious prick. I have awesome hair. I get teh pussy AND teh cock.[/QUOTE] Nobody is jealous of you, especially me. I'm really non-jealous.
[QUOTE=JG_Jazzy;18087004]No.[/QUOTE] So by "No." you mean "Yes."...?
I love sucking cock. I love doing it, all day long.
My Xbox ISN'T overheating right now for the first time since I bought it.
I have an alimighty powerful computer on my desk
Your avatar is AMAZING ^
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18067367]I'm really happy and totally satisfied with my life and myself.[/QUOTE] this x10.
I'm black.
[QUOTE=humpy;18111052]I'm black.[/QUOTE] LIES I am tall....:frown:
OP delivered.
Puppys own Kittens
God exists. I've got 5 cocks. 2012 is going to be the day we all die.
I'm glad obama is president
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