[QUOTE=JG_Jazzy;18059547]I have a big cock.
I've had sex.
I have a girlfriend.
I have a life.
I have a muscular body.
I have smooth skin.
I have friends.[/QUOTE]
this doesn't discribe all of facepunch
This thread doesnt make me cunfused or want to :suicide:
I have a dick.
I am handsome.
I'm a crazy scientist who performed brain surgery on myself.
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I will shove my dick in that pepper
I am skinny.
Obama really deserved the nobel peace prize more than anyone else because he have done so much for the world.
I don't want to fuck my avatar
[QUOTE=Kallikrates;18062115]This statement is a lie.[/QUOTE]
This is totally not a paradox.
This is not a lie.
I'm straight.
[QUOTE=Tea;18120742]I'm straight.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www2.featuredwebsite.com/users/28210/images/Man%20bending%20over%20backwards.jpg[/img]
Like this?
Ahem!
I mean, Not like this?
I'm typing thes message on a fish!
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