Your worst joke ever...... - General

[QUOTE=Snake31;26583866]A bass drum, snare drum, and cymbal fall off of a cliff. [I]Ba-dum-tsssch![/I] :downsrim:[/QUOTE] Wrong way round, Snare goes first

[QUOTE=Rach Runner;26514813]My worst joke ever? Your mother.[/QUOTE] I laughed for like 2 minutes straight

What dd the cat say to the other cat? Meow What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

So a furry, a rabbi, and a terrorist walk into a shopping mall. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore. If your mother's dead, then this joke is bad and I should feel bad.

knock knock who's there? me. ok.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;26544146]This guy is in Iraq, and he jumps out his plane and left his Parachute. He's falling at like, 200 miles per hour. He hears a voice. "Prasie Alah!" He thinks it's just the wind. He hears it again five seconds later. "PRAAAISE AAAAALAAAH!" He's 20 feet from the ground, and he cries out "I PRAISE ALAH!" And magically, a hand comes down and puts him on the ground. He smiles and says "Thank god for that." The hand comes back and crushes him. [/QUOTE] Allah is arabic for god.

Yeah you guys heard of minecraft? Yeah it's a pretty good game, infact you can say it's TOP NOTCH hahahhahahahhhahahhahahaaaaaaa

And in the end ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................the chicken died.

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;26586938]Allah is arabic for god.[/QUOTE] Yup, and all religions have essentially the same god, since they were all founded on similar principles and blah blah. Also, your mother is a whore.

If you think about it... vomit is almost like throat jizz

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? [sp]I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass[/sp] I told it to my girlfriend. We didn't talk for two days.

What is white and can't be seen ? [sp]Wait, how do you know its white if it can't be seen[/sp]

[QUOTE=erik802;26526878]So, there's a man crawling through the desert... ...he ran over the snake.[/QUOTE] Good times...

I saw a vampire boiling water. I says to him, "Hey I didn't know vampires drank water," the vampire turned around and dipped a used tampon into the water. "We don't, I'm making tea"

What do you call fast blues? [sp]Negro Allegro[/sp]

[QUOTE=crazymanlol;26586597] What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries [/QUOTE] Aren't they on bushes? :smug:

Q. Whats funny about a cat walking across a fence? [sp]A. Nothing.[/sp] Q. What is the difference between a car and a bike? [sp] The car has 4 wheels, the bike has 2.[/sp]

What do you call a smart french man? [sp]A tourist[/sp]

What does a dyslexic agnostic do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

''I can see the future'' ''Since when?'' ''Last Thursday''

"I don't know, [I]CAN[/I] you?" That has never been funny.

A priest walks into a bar. I forgot the rest, but you're adopted

A three legged dog walks into a bar in Tennessee. He looks at the bartender and says "WHERE'S MY PAW" Get it? because paw means Dad as well. No? Screw you then.

Stop making jokes about the Titanic. That's all cold humor.

About 90% of my jokes. And this one.

My joke is ... I'm sorry I'm late with this comment, I was born late. Is this one: What happends if you put a teddybear in a shoe box and gives him candy... He becomes a gummybear!

Why did the chicken cross the brush? To get to the other displacement.

Yeah minecraft, pretty good eh. I guess you can say it's, [B]Top Notch[/B] :c00lbert:

"Hey baby, I've got a party in my pants and urine.... vited."

What do you get if you cross minecraft with nachos? Notch yo cheese.