• Why is it so hard to piss when you have an erection?
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[QUOTE=cmanatlan;17954379]It's hard-er to pee with an erection, but it doesn't really give me that much trouble. I mean, I have to do it every morning. Instead of trying to push it down, i just step a little bit back from the toilet, and I lean diagonally supporting myself with my hands against the wall.[/QUOTE] That's not normal. It's physically impossible to pee with a boner. You should get that checked.
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17954852]That's not normal. It's physically impossible to pee with a boner. You should get that checked.[/QUOTE] push really hard but it hurts
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;17954855]push really hard but it hurts[/QUOTE] No SHIT. You're bypassing your body's normal functions, And for that matter you're probably PISSING in your BALLSACK.
Morning wood is fucking awful. It's like the more you have to piss, the harder your dick is. I am not kidding when I say if I ever build my own house, the first thing I am [B]requiring[/B] is a urinal. Also in my anatomy book, it does say that it's the prostate that causes the bladder to lock shut when aroused.
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17954866]No SHIT. You're bypassing your body's normal functions, And for that matter you're probably PISSING in your BALLSACK.[/QUOTE] hmm could i see some sources on this information i'm seriously curious (and i'm not taking science next year)
Urine is acidic enough to kill sperm so your body doesn't want your urinating while you're trying to make babies. That's the purpose of pre-ejaculate: to neutralize the leftover acidity of your urine before you ejaculate.
Its why you get morning wood. It keeps you from pissiing yourself in the morning.
But pissing is EASIER when you have an erection... At least it is for me. I barely even have to 'push' and I'm flowin' like a river.
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17954866]No SHIT. You're bypassing your body's normal functions, And for that matter you're probably PISSING in your BALLSACK.[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Male_anatomy.png[/img] You've never seen this diagram before?
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;17954852]That's not normal. It's physically impossible to pee with a boner. You should get that checked.[/QUOTE] To be fair, I've never tried after anything but morning wood, and by the time I'm in the bathroom it's more of just a semi.
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[QUOTE=Sobek-;17954924]But pissing is EASIER when you have an erection... At least it is for me. I barely even have to 'push' and I'm flowin' like a river.[/QUOTE] Someone else, I don't feel as bad now. [editline]11:03PM[/editline] Broke mah automerge
[QUOTE=The golden;17954935]I already got your back.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=63088&dateline=1256149131[/img]:hf:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=17543&dateline=1250807294[/img]
When your dick is erect, your blood vessels are enlarged and in turn, squeeze your urethra making it harder to relieve yourself.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;17954896]Morning wood is fucking awful. It's like the more you have to piss, the harder your dick is. I am not kidding when I say if I ever build my own house, the first thing I am [B]requiring[/B] is a urinal. Also in my anatomy book, it does say that it's the prostate that causes the bladder to lock shut when aroused.[/QUOTE] Aroused mentally or physically? Because if it's mentally, I've never tried. (What I mean is, was the boner induced by the morning, or by dirty thoughts)
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17954919]Urine is acidic enough to kill sperm so your body doesn't want your urinating while you're trying to make babies. That's the purpose of pre-ejaculate: to neutralize the leftover acidity of your urine before you ejaculate.[/QUOTE] Oh my god... What happened to your avatar Johnny?
The human body is amazing. :science:
I hate this topic.
[QUOTE=Dr Smashy;17955282]Oh my god... What happened to your avatar Johnny?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/[/url]
[QUOTE=Zareox7;17952365]It's the valve that keeps you from pissing in the chick you're fucking.[/QUOTE] That would totally turn me on :P
I just piss. Never has an erection prevented me from pissing. Although it requires some force to bend it down, so i won't piss the roof up. [editline]05:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cdlink14;17957635]That would totally turn me on :P[/QUOTE] A viagina full of piss turns you on? seriously, wtf.
[QUOTE=Thatanos;17957975] A viagina full of piss turns you on? seriously, wtf.[/QUOTE] is that a problem to you?
[QUOTE=cdlink14;17958043]is that a problem to you?[/QUOTE] Yes.
[QUOTE=Thatanos;17958082]Yes.[/QUOTE] Good.
because i have a narrow urethra [img]http://images.buddytv.com/articles/king-of-the-hill/images/hank-hill-1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kanye West;17969040]because i have a narrow urethra [img]http://images.buddytv.com/articles/king-of-the-hill/images/hank-hill-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] dangit bobby wait, that doesn't sound too PG 13
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