[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;39408081][img]http://i.imgur.com/EdFAcNS.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f8pzOsJh.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FYPIrZb.png[/img][/QUOTE]
How did I not see that coming?
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;39407946][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f6bcnfGK1qju6n5o1_500.jpg[/IMG]
This creature remembers what it once was.[/QUOTE]
[I]ALL SHALL BEAR WITNESS AS A SERVANT OF THE DARK ONE REMEMBERS HIS PAST LIFE FOR A FLEETING MOMENT BEFORE RESUMING HIS HORRID PATH TO CHAOS[/I]
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;39408314][img]http://i.imgur.com/QOQW42m.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Woah, woah, woah. Is that a picture of an age appropriate child using things he's supposed to and not some man child hoarding those?
I'd never thought i would see the day.
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;39408314][img]http://i.imgur.com/QOQW42m.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Pimp of the Playground.
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;39408081]-meatballs-[/QUOTE]
Here's a less-obvious variant, in non-greentext because facepunch:
[quote]I'm Ravi. When I was just a child my parents moved from India to America. We settled in a suburb on the outskirts of Chicago. Growing up, I made few friends. As many of my peers were Italian, they jokingly called me "Ravioli" and laughed. I laughed with them, even though I didn't find it funny. I just wanted to pretend that they were being friendly.
Fastforward about 10 years, to when I'm 17 years old. I meet a girl and ultimately go out with her. Meeting her father was an interesting experience, he had a thick Italian accent, smelled of pasta, and his hands moved with every word that he spoke. He called me "Ravioli" as well, which didn't make me very happy. After his daughter and I got away from him, she told me that his name was "Alfredo." After that, I couldn't keep a straight face whenever I talk to him. Over the time that we spent together, the name "Ravioli" became a bit of a pet name that she's used when talking to me. I only really like it when she uses it, though.
Fastforward another 10 years, she and I have been married and have a young baby boy. We called him "Luigi" after her late uncle, also because he was the only male member of her family who didn't have a name that sounded like food. Financially, we are well off, but I still try to keep our spending low so that we can save up for our little boy's education. Unfortunately for me, she wasn't too keen on breastfeeding. Instead, we fed him the baby formula that you can get at the store. One day, however, we ran out of the formula and he was crying from hunger. Scrambling to find something to feed him, I finally coerced my wife to try breastfeeding our son, but she said it would be a one-time thing since we were out of food and she sent me away to the local supermarket to buy more. When I get back home, I hear my wife yelp as I pull into the driveway. I quickly abandon my car and barge through the door to find her grasping her bosom, crying. I asked her what happened, and she told me, holding back tears, "Little Luigi is teething." He's crying again in the television room, so my wife turns to me, calls my name, and murmurs something that I couldn't hear. I ask her to repeat herself louder. She says softly, "Ravioli, Ravioli. Give me the formuoli."[/quote]
QED
hopefully not late.
[IMG]http://eatthattoast.com/comics/2013-01-21.gif[/IMG]
I bought a fedora once, brought it to school realized how dumb I looked and threw it in the trash.
[QUOTE=JDER14;39408645]I bought a fedora once, brought it to school realized how dumb I looked and threw it in the trash.[/QUOTE]
the fedora is kind of like puberty, everyone has to go through it once and to the rest of the world you look fucking awkward and stupid but to you you're a pretty badass little dude
I used to wear a fedora when I was like 12
if I could I would punch my 12 year old self in the face so hard his nose would come outthe back of his head
I hope Bowler hats make a comeback.
[QUOTE=JDER14;39408645]I bought a fedora once, brought it to school realized how dumb I looked and threw it in the trash.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39408660]
I used to wear a fedora when I was like 12
[/QUOTE]
pfft, losers.
I have a bunch but I never really wear them except for when I have to look good, because oddly enough I don't look that bad in them.
I wore a fedora for one day before I realized it was dumb.
Unfortunately I was on vacation that day, and now I have a photo album of pictures of me looking like a massive tool.
[QUOTE=war_man333;39407085]even though the stop sign system is fucking retarded, case closed.[/QUOTE]
What?
Like... WHAT?
That fuck?
How?
I swear, I simply CANNOT wrap my head around this!
Its just so...
Wrong!
On every fucking level!
WHAT THE FUCK.
[QUOTE=Skyward;39408713]What?
Like... WHAT?
That fuck?
How?
I swear, I simply CANNOT wrap my head around this!
Its just so...
Wrong!
On every fucking level!
WHAT THE FUCK.[/QUOTE]
Huh, look at this four way intersection that's oddly shaped with no traffic lights. The angles don't allow a clear view of the roads to my side, but I don't need to stop. Let me floor it across-
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;39408665]I hope Bowler hats make a comeback.[/QUOTE]
i disagree top hats are better
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/G1LP8fA.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39408660]the fedora is kind of like puberty, everyone has to go through it once and to the rest of the world you look fucking awkward and stupid but to you you're a pretty badass little dude
I used to wear a fedora when I was like 12
if I could I would punch my 12 year old self in the face so hard his nose would come outthe back of his head[/QUOTE]
Tam O' Shanter 4 lyfe. Also Caddy caps are good.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qBUKuKF.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Skyward;39408713]What?
Like... WHAT?
That fuck?
How?
I swear, I simply CANNOT wrap my head around this!
Its just so...
Wrong!
On every fucking level!
WHAT THE FUCK.[/QUOTE]
some people are dumb
this isnt a new thing
[QUOTE=JDER14;39408735]Huh, look at this four way intersection that's oddly shaped with no traffic lights. The angles don't allow a clear view of the roads to my side, but I don't need to stop. Let me floor it across-[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it sounds dumb when you put it like that, but lets look at the alternatives:
1. No signs. Just fuck it! Free for all! Good fucking luck! Russian Roulette in driving form! a four way intersction you say? Oddly shaped you say? No clear view you say? Well fuck that noise, lets get rid of the signs WARNING PEOPLE TO APPROACH AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION. That's a much smarter choice.
or
2. Place streetlights on every intersection, which would cost an ASTRONOMICAL amount to both manufacture [I]and [/I]maintain both in terms of supplying power and ensuring they don't fall into disrepair, especially in rural areas.
Stop signs are not a dumb system, not having stop signs is a dumb system.
