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[QUOTE=Griffster26;39566929][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqvA1_dvYiw[/media][/QUOTE]
why would they know that's a prank call
why would I know who the fuck ronnie the limo driver is
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MYeIdZI.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39567108]why would they know that's a prank call
why would I know who the fuck ronnie the limo driver is[/QUOTE]
Howard Stern's bodyguard.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;39565290]What was the gore?[/QUOTE]
A person with half of his head, looked as if it was hacked off
[QUOTE=Griffster26;39565960][IMG]http://anongallery.org/img/2/5/this-kills-the-man.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[quote]rub head of man's penis with paper[/quote]
holy fucking goddamn OUCH
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
i imagined the edge of the paper
[QUOTE=north korea;39567296][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6ilfIi6.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
i don't get this...
also is she trying to say:
"I know how frustrating is must be for you
having no option but to masturbate because you're too shy to meet girls?"
is there some secret meaning i'm missing?
i spent time trying to work this out what does it mean...
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39567725]i don't get this...
also is she trying to say:
"I know how frustrating is must be for you
having no option but to masturbate because you're too shy to meet girls?"
is there some secret meaning i'm missing?[/QUOTE]
Cockney?
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39567725]i don't get this...
also is she trying to say:
"I know how frustrating is must be for you
having no option but to masturbate because you're too shy to meet girls?"
is there some secret meaning i'm missing?
i spent time trying to work this out what does it mean...[/QUOTE]
Masturbating to women in porn instead of meeting women outside.
Also, cockney porn.
I'm not sure if it was intended to be a reference to the 'TWELVE BONG' jest about English people, especially with the above Shrek edit.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;39567708]holy fucking goddamn OUCH
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
i imagined the edge of the paper[/QUOTE]
i thought similar,
i imagined she gets a long roll of fine sandpaper...
aligns it so it's in prime paper-cutting position...
[B]then quickly slices it along the opening hole of your penis.[/B]
[QUOTE=Forumaster;39567757]Cockney?[/QUOTE]
Scottish
Also would anyone happen to know if Patrick Stewart owns a Corvette? I could've sworn I seen him the other day driving through my town, he looked fucking pissed off
[QUOTE=Griffster26;39565960][IMG]http://anongallery.org/img/2/5/this-kills-the-man.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[I]as soon as she touched my dick I came and started dying [/I]
[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/77073585/demo.jpg[/t]
last one
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39568241][IMG]http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-teach-2nd-grade-Science-in-China-and-this-was-in-our-textbook..jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Take off my stupid goddamn overalls because they look dumb as hell
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39568241][IMG]http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-teach-2nd-grade-Science-in-China-and-this-was-in-our-textbook..jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[B]Bark[/B] wildly at the small child and the man
then chase after my own tail later at the park
150 winners!
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39568241][IMG]http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-teach-2nd-grade-Science-in-China-and-this-was-in-our-textbook..jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
hide in the pink trash can
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39568241][IMG]http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-teach-2nd-grade-Science-in-China-and-this-was-in-our-textbook..jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
ask why the fuck the dog is just standing there looking smug rather than helping me
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39568241][IMG]http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-teach-2nd-grade-Science-in-China-and-this-was-in-our-textbook..jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Take my coat all the way off.