LMAO Pics - More pics, less discussion - 9gag and uberhumor is OK to post
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[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39368599][IMG]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/5/8/163558_slide.jpg?v=1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I feel so sorry for this person.
If i were a rapist, i wouldn't ever put my dick in my victims mouth, oh god.
[QUOTE=Mr, Jukebox;39369998][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r1id_VtLuw[/media][/QUOTE]
Is biting a dick off really that easy?
[QUOTE=Sprelle;39370015]If i were a rapist, i wouldn't ever put my dick in my victims mouth, oh god.[/QUOTE]
Do like an aligator(crocodile? forgot which one) and do the spin of death on his dick :v:
[QUOTE=Sprelle;39370015]If i were a rapist, i wouldn't ever put my dick in my victims mouth, oh god.[/QUOTE]
you just have to force her/his/it's mouth open with something like that thing from saw
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39370054]you just have to force her/his/it's mouth open with something like that thing from saw[/QUOTE]
You seem to have experience with this, not sure I want to know on which side of it.
Mods are awake, post penguins.
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[quote]The School District of Philadelphia is defending its decision to scold and search an elementary school student who pulled out a paper gun in class.
Read more: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/26...#ixzz2J7DSGEJR[/url][/quote]
tl;dr school district thinks its great idea to scold and search a little kid over a piece of paper
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39370054]you just have to force her/his/it's mouth open with something like that thing from saw[/QUOTE]
Things from Saw are too bloody, gore's a real boner kill :v:
No but really I can't see why anyone would want to go for the mouth, you have 3 options and only one of them is capable of severely hurting you..
[QUOTE=Crash15;39370121][img]http://i.imgur.com/aIeWCj3.png[/img]
tl;dr school district thinks its great idea to scold and search a little kid over a piece of paper[/QUOTE]
How is this funny?
Lmao Pics, we talk about how to rape.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;39369990][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FShc3zcLBw[/media][/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah spaceballs
Never in my life have I been more amazed AND embarrassed by a movie at the same time
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;39370151]Things from Saw are too bloody, gore's a real boner kill :v:
No but really I can't see why anyone would want to go for the mouth, you have 3 options and only one of them is capable of severely hurting you..[/QUOTE]
The asshole is a powerful crevice with the ability to rip a dick off if threatened.
[QUOTE=Unisath;39368116]It's a running gag. The stats have stayed the same since the original game, where it was intended to be "2" instead of "12." They made a typo and they've kept it throughout. :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but I feel like I have to correct this.
In civ 1, Gandhi had a likeliness of 0 to use nukes. However, he'd always pick democracy as a government form ASAP, and that government policy gives -1 to likelihood to use nukes. Because the coding couldn't handle negative numbers, it reverted to 10, AKA 100% likelihood. The developers thus gave him the highest possible chance in all subsequent games as an in-joke.
[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;39370045]Is biting a dick off really that easy?[/QUOTE]
You can bite down with about 50 lbs of force on your incisors and considering the area the pressure would be put on is rather small I'd say yes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;39370151]gore's a real boner kill :v:[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself.
[QUOTE=deltasquid;39370271]I'm sorry but I feel like I have to correct this.
In civ 1, Gandhi had a likeliness of 0 to use nukes. However, he'd always pick democracy as a government form ASAP, and that government policy gives -1 to likelihood to use nukes. Because the coding couldn't handle negative numbers, it reverted to 10, AKA 100% likelihood. The developers thus gave him the highest possible chance in all subsequent games as an in-joke.[/QUOTE]
Welp, time to destroy Gandhi before he can nuke me
[QUOTE=Crash15;39370121][img]http://i.imgur.com/aIeWCj3.png[/img]
tl;dr school district thinks its great idea to scold and search a little kid over a piece of paper[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;ztVMib1T4T4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/video]
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;39370151]Things from Saw are too bloody, gore's a real boner kill :v:[/QUOTE]
Not all the time.
