Rimming, guro, furry, bondage, BDSM, dickgirls, abnormally large penises, abnormally large breasts, loli, scat, menstrual blood, butt plugs, dragons, non-con, dub-con, porn, neko, anything having to do with Harry Potter, thick beards, long nails, threesomes, and IKEA erotica.
poo poo
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Only way to kill a boner quicker is cutting your dick of with a meat cleaver[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Zakkin;31590916][url]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/url]
Whenever this happens[/QUOTE]
I've seen many things that made me check if my dick was allright, but this time I double checked.
Christ.
I once wikipedia'd "Genital mutilation". There i found the Price Albert-piercing. It hurts when i look at it.
I have the weirdest boner right now
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;31595690]I once wikipedia'd "Genital mutilation". There i found the Price Albert-piercing. It hurts when i look at it.[/QUOTE]
NO. WHY DID YOU MADE ME REMMEMBER THIS. FFFFFFF-
Lesbians. And bushy girls.
Blue Waffle, Hai2u and Unbirth.
[editline]8th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31596818]Lesbians. And bushy girls.[/QUOTE]
What... what's wrong with lesbians?
I like lesbians :3
[QUOTE=myalt22;31596827]
What... what's wrong with lesbians?[/QUOTE]
Depends on the lesbians. Not all of them are attractive.
[QUOTE=WolfSeagull;31597074]Depends on the lesbians. Not all of them are attractive.[/QUOTE]
Well yeah, that's the same with every piece of porn ever.
You don't not ever fap because one pornstar in a completely different video is ugly.
Unless you mean in real life, where they are all fat short-haired dwarf feminazis.
[QUOTE=myalt22;31597214]Well yeah, that's the same with every piece of porn ever.
You don't not ever fap because one pornstar in a completely different video is ugly.
Unless you mean in real life, where they are all fat short-haired dwarf feminazis.[/QUOTE]
Real life is sad life.
[QUOTE=WolfSeagull;31597280]Real life is sad life.[/QUOTE]
Bronies.
Anything furry kills my boner instantly
Sluts turn me off.
I think I can tolerate women who have had sex before, but if they just had sex a month or two ago...
yuck! My mind just wouldn't be able to rest easy knowing that some other slob was all over the chick I'm with.
Perhaps cum sponge would have been a better choice of words than slut.
Porn lines. Cause I end up laughing.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31599050]Porn lines. Cause I end up laughing.[/QUOTE]
Porn movies have the best titles.
"But I Poop From There!" being a good example.
When the guys goes
"AAH OH YEA YES YES ARRRG OH OH COMON BABY! YES YOU LIKE THAT BITCH YES YES YES ARG OOOOOOOOH"
Watching porn when this happens
[url=http://www.spankwire.com/Screaming-Orgasm/video26317]Need I say it's NSFW?[/url]
Oversized boobies.
[QUOTE=WolfSeagull;31597074]Depends on the lesbians. Not all of them are attractive.[/QUOTE]
Really in every single Lesbian porn vid i watched, they were much hotter than the ones in the traditional vids.
[QUOTE=WolfSeagull;31597074]Depends on the lesbians. Not all of them are attractive.[/QUOTE]
All the lesbians irl I've seen are the butch ones with mullets wearing flannel.
However, the girls that are paid to pretend to be lesbians in pornos are fucking hot.
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