"Let me suck your cock, son." Then alien dinosaurs came and
shouted pingas
then said "Damn 2010ers need to die." and proceeded to eat
moldy apples
and now thinks that 09er arn't that good either.
Then they leave and on the high seas where pirates and sea ninjas are fighting
was a rock, and therefore all the
people in this story trip and die on it
but then a incredibly
Chuck Norris comes and revives them and then
Mr. T says, "I can't let you do that Norris-Fox" and then
all rocks mutated into creatures that felt like pillows.
Meanwhile something unremarkable happened to someone somewhere...
[b]a /b/tard lost his virginity![/b]
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At the age of 39 in an attic :smug:
even tho it was to a mutated half zombie chick.
who had aids and crabs.
and radio-active juices inside of her. So he figured....
To trip over a rock and die :v:
When he regained consciousness, he held the rock to his face and..
and set himself on fire and then the firemen came and
put a chip into every survivors head to make them go around every rock around them.
Nicole was wondering why every story in this thread goes to shit, in a completely unrelated fashion. When all of a sudden...
a guy read a newspaper and it said "Its not different story's, it was supposed to be connected to one big story but because of some people using the "Trip over a rock" trick, the story has to have twists and turns." then he put down the newspaper and exploded into little bits and peices. Then...
A flying toaster flew around the world in one night, putting burning toast on children faces, and then the children...
[b]died.[/b]
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20299557][b]died.[/b][/QUOTE]
And then the children went to heaven/hell and then pelted you with rocks from above/below because you tried to end the story, while...
I unsuccessfully tried to kill a thread.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20299636]I unsuccessfully tried to kill a thread.[/QUOTE]
And then the children just exploded, and said SCREW THIS, when the toaster was approaching...
[i]And the brave little poaster said "I believe I can, I believe I can" then they said candlejack, which was a bad ide
Then the all mighty god The-Spy banished the story from ending and said "If any one try's to stop this thread, just skip them without even using their post."
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