[QUOTE=Spycrabz;21490813]Walking into Parliament house and yelling "I HAVE A BOMB LOLOL".[/QUOTE]
Put a speaker on your back, with a mic plugged into it. Wearing a vest with hotdogs on it, all with string attached to a button, and scream into the mic "GOT BOMBS ME AND IMA BLOW YA BRAH IMA BLOW YA BRAH" and show your vest.
That'll get you killed.
Ripping out my internal organs, turning my lower intestines into a hangmans noose and hanging myself. Or maybe just burn myself alive.
Being flattened by a wall in a comedic manner.
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Having sex with Jessica Alba.
Jump out of a plane and land on someone.
tying raw meat all over my body then swinging on vines through the jungle while being attacked by vicious animals
Lie down in a fold out sofa bed and have someone fold the sofa over, then return it to the furniture store.
Go to a haunted mansion and fuck the vampire chick living there, sleep with her for 3-5 years or until she gets all fat and shit. Then cheat on her with her hot younger vampire sister.
sex before death
death by snuu snuu
Glue my hands to my head and hang myself with a thin iron wire that'll slice my neck.
[QUOTE=Riverthief;22143356]death by snuu snuu[/QUOTE]
beat me to it :(
Snap my spine trying to suck my own dick.
neurotoxin
Bullet to the brain, it's my favorite way i do it all the time.
