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[A Sock Accnt]

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[Fusilli Deer]

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[Lord of Boxes]

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[Larnecse]

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[lostboy111]

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAKE NIGGA BUNCH A STEAK NIGGA, HEART ATTACK WHEN IM 8 NIGGA
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[SuperPlamz]

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U HABE BEEN SPOKED BY THE SPOOKY SCARY STALIN MOUSTACHE! SEND THIS 2 ALL OF UR FRENDS OR THE NKVD WILL KIL U IN 4 DAY

[TheNuB]

KP8HW

[Zakk]

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feels ahead.

[Egon Spengler]

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[sa2fan]

Dota 2 Minimum System Requirements:

* OS: Windows® 7 / Vista / Vista64 / XP
* Processor: Pentium 4 3.0GHz
* Memory: 1 GB for XP / 2GB for Vista
* Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible video card with 128 MB, Shader model 2.0. ATI X800, NVidia 6600 or better
* Hard Drive: At least 2.5 GB of free space
* Sound: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card

Dota 2 Recommended System Requirements:

* OS: Windows® 7 / Vista / Vista64 / XP
* Processor: Intel core 2 duo 2.4GHz
* Memory: 1 GB for XP / 2GB for Vista
* Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible video card with Shader model 3.0. NVidia 7600, ATI X1600 or better
* Hard Drive: At least 2.5 GB of free space
* Sound: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card

[PsychedelicLiz]

I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

[Yamotha]

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[Cabbage]

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[DontDoShit]

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[Rockman1811]

I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

[StickyWicket]

Expression : fatal error
Function : CModelPool::Instance_Load
File : E:\priquel\sources\engine\Layers\xrRender\ModelPool.cpp
Line : 113
Description : <no expression>
Arguments : Can't find model file 'dynamics\equipments\item_rukzak.ogf'.

[blackachu]

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[Tyler B.]

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[gk99]

[QUOTE=Megadave;45478636]I-LOVE-THE-SIMS[/QUOTE]

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Convieniently what I had copied.

[editline]23rd July 2014[/editline]

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Holy shit that's my state fair.
Never fucking sitting at those tables again eugh.

[Soundwave]

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[hippowombat]

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[Sentomi]

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[SuperPlamz]

[5/06/2013 6:23:29 PM] FegelCocks: It was a cold day in Siberia, the chugging train screeched to a halt. I got off and walked up the subway steps, greeted by none other than Stalin himself. "Congratulations, comrade! You have been chosen in the Worker's Lottery to be my personal Elite Pencil Pusher! Follow me to your office!". I did as I was told and followed the madman to a crumbling derelict building.

He handed me a pencil, unzipping his tight pants shortly after. His tiny penis flopped out like guts from a dissected rat. "You know what to do..." he bellowed seductively. "S-Stalin! I have no idea what you wish for me to do!". A look of anger unlike anything I have seen before flushed the senile despot's face. "Guards! Shoot him like a sick dog!". Senior members of the NKVD stormed in and grabbed me by the arms. Before I could react, a cold steel barrel was pressed firmly against my temple.

"I think I understa-" I attempted to cry out, getting rudely interrupted by the stock of a rifle smashing into my teeth. "You will speak ONLY when I give you permission!" yelled Stalin. "Now, grab that pencil, AND SHOVE IT INTO MY BIG DICK!". Like the obedient laborer with faith in the party I was, I picked the pencil up and began to slide it into the dictator's meat.

"OH GOD YES, DON'T STOP!" he screamed, moaning in ecstacy, and groaning in agony as his urethra stretched and ripped out of shape. Wide beads of blood dripped from his wrecked head, running down his shaft and staining it a very Communist shade of red. I pushed the pencil deeper and deeper until it finally disappeared, jammed deep into Uncle Joe's burning pisshole. The last thing I remember him saying was "Good, good. I think we've found a keeper. Prepare him for transportation!" before I was struck over the head and knocked out cold.

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[absolalone111]

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[Sentomi]

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