• Upgrade your butt
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[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;47365135]I just got booted out of my own house???? [editline]21st March 2015[/editline] I spawned in after beating Humane labs, saluted, fell through the floor, was about to take a selfy and then the cutscene for leaving my house happened. "The owner of this property has left the game"[/QUOTE] Wrong thread?
two butts
[QUOTE=Deng;47365183]two butts[/QUOTE] Dang !
you know that james bond car that has the licence plates that rotate and show different plates that but with different butts
Cushions so I can always have a comfortable sitting spot.
to replace every sound that comes out with that of an air raid siren
[QUOTE=slayer20;47364998]A tail.[/QUOTE] You'd be lynched
Cupholders
[QUOTE=Ott;47365915]You'd be lynched[/QUOTE] How so?
[QUOTE=slayer20;47365931]How so?[/QUOTE] Painfully.
Bluetooth music speaker.
Solar power. [editline]20th March 2015[/editline] Gotta keep that shit eco friendly :v:
Set it to automatically play my theme song whenever anyone else is nearby. I don't know what my theme song is, but that's what I'm hoping to find out.
An ass genie that allows me to wish for more wishes.
Amiibo capabilities.
+3 HP +6 PP +2 OFFENSE +3 DEFENSE +2 GUTS +1 LUCK +4 VITALITY +6 IQ +3 SPEED
Concealed carry support.
Store urine in the cheeks so I can go longer without having to pee. And when I do, I can impress all the gents standing by the urinals with how long I can keep a stream.
bassfarts
[QUOTE=Katska;47366534]+3 HP +6 PP +2 OFFENSE +3 DEFENSE +2 GUTS +1 LUCK +4 VITALITY +6 IQ +3 SPEED[/QUOTE] roll for anal circumference
[QUOTE=kimr120;47364523]Automatic enema. Perfect for anal.[/QUOTE] nigga thats just called taking a shit.
Spotify integration
[QUOTE=Craptasket;47364413]storage cabinet[/QUOTE] Go to prison, you'll learn everything you need to know there.
im surprised no ones said electrical outlet dual voltage too cause i got a bubble butt
Storage area for snacks.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKiGl02NmU[/media]
[QUOTE=Cornish;47367505]im surprised no ones said electrical outlet dual voltage too cause i got a bubble butt[/QUOTE] Then you can charge peoples phones and lose weight at the same time. It's the lazy fat person's dream!
I wish I could shit money from my butt.
More cushion for the pushin'. Also a internet capable Rectal Computer.
The ability to play actual music. Not fart versions of songs but the actual songs. I would be at every party.
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